Hillary makes it too easy

Hillary has a new book coming out titled “What Happened,”
and the usual suspects are having a ball with it.

Here’s my entry, based on the reported actual cover
(the PhotoShop was almost toooo easy)

Ooh! Ooh! Wait, I got it!

Perhaps you have an idea or two, … too.
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Second-pic cultural ref

Okay, just one more
(I can stop anytime I want)

☟ I'll stow any comments graphics below ☟ »

Private Abby… someone

Two more of Obama’s heads on pikes have been toppled.

Men are men, and wimmin are wimmin.
(unlike some places)

“After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military. Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical cost and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you.” [story]

Yeah, even if they do bring their own toilet paper.
(meanwhile, not in Venezuela)

He then recommended that they try the Durham Light Infantry.

In other defense news:

Secretary of Defense James Mattis has ordered a full review of any military training not directly relevant to warfighting. Mattis told the services to conduct a review of the “requirements for mandatory force training that does not directly support core tasks,” according to a Friday memo obtained by Military Times.

In other words, Mattis wants a full examination of all the hours of burdensome, irrelevant training service members have to undergo before deployment. “I want to verify that our military policies also support and enhance warfighting readiness and force lethality,” Mattis said. [story]

Sounds like the anti-PC resistance (i.e. the forces of normality) has taken a couple of hills this week.
The inevitable counter-attacks should prove entertaining.
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Title cultural ref (as if you KisPers needed it)

Now, this here’s funny

is this *Something*?

not to the MSM…

FBI agents seized smashed computer hard drives from the home of Florida Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s information technology (IT) administrator [Pakistani-born Imran Awan]

…Wasserman Schultz resigned as DNC chief in July 2016 after the committee’s IT system was hacked. She has since refused to fire Imran despite learning that he is a target of a criminal investigation.

Wasserman – Positive.

…confirmed that the FBI has joined what Politico previously described as a Capitol Police criminal probe into “serious, potentially illegal, violations on the House IT network” by Imran and three of his relatives, who had access to the emails and files of the more than two dozen House Democrats who employed them on a part-time basis.

Better Deal?

One of the fellow staffers [IT staffers TheDCNF] said some of the computers the Awans managed were being used to transfer data to an off-site server.

whaaa?

Florida Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s top information technology (IT) aide was arrested Monday attempting to board a flight to Pakistan after wiring $283,000 from the Congressional Federal Credit Union to that country.

Capitol Police revoked the Awans’ access to the congressional IT system in February 2017 after a major data breach was detected. Their access had allowed them to read emails and files of dozens of members, including many serving on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence and the House Committee on Foreign Affairs.

Yet Li’l Debbie kept him on the payroll til this Tuesday?

Five Capitol Hill technology aides told The Daily Caller News Foundation’s Investigative Group that members of Congress have displayed an inexplicable and intense loyalty towards the suspects who police say victimized them. The baffled aides wonder if the suspects are blackmailing representatives based on the contents of their emails and files, to which they had full access.

hm…

Butt Wait — Russsssiaaaa!!!!!1!!!!!!!!.

Rep. Gregory Meeks of New York, for instance, suggested police have simply framed Awan because he was born in Pakistan.

ah, silly me™. Protected Class™?

[Imran Awan's] own stepmother, a devout Muslim, filed court documents accusing him of using high-tech devices to wiretap her and extorting her

Clearly Islam-o-fobia™…

For full details, check the bottom of any of the above linkys for a list of articles — Daily Caller has made a study of this story.

Better than what? Venezuela?

Lipstick on a pig

[T]he Democrats’ rumored message for the 2018 midterms is the following:
A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages.

… That’s basically the Papa John’s Pizza slogan (“Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John’s”) ….

Amazingly enough, the Democrats’ message is reportedly “the result of months of polling and internal deliberations among the House Democratic caucus,” …. [story]

Shirley, we can do better than that, boys an’ girls:
• Better watch out, better not cry, better not pout
• Better living through sophistry

Why not best?
• Democrat Party is Best Party — we went to best party schools
• Democrat America is Best America

And what is it with Democrats and pizza?

*badump*dum* (sorry)

Yeah, okay, add Somalia to the title.
Note: I’ll stop there, because the list would become prohibitively long.

slow-weekend advice and opn thread


~ source: theChive ~

Just remindin’ folks that we’ll be happy to fix an error in your comments, if you ask in a following comment, then we’ll delete the please-fix-it one (think of it as having an understanding English teacher or boss); otherwise, we’ll just interpret it as patois or a really clever observation or joke we didn’t get.
(What? Yeah, surprising how seldom that’s necessary around here.)

Goes both ways, too, I reckon.
After all, future historians will depend on KisP for an accurate view of our era.
Also, it’s fun to impress the trolls/NSA/CIA/FBI/DNC/etc.

See? Now, if one of usssss had said Soviet Yugoslavia, we’d politely and quietly fix it, perhaps with a cute, little “D’oh!”. No use makin’ Tito roll over in his grave.


~ more & better ~

never go full-Python

Berkeley establishes policy that insensitive speech is not protected free speech:

Phase-I
• Disinvites conservative speaker
• Disinvites conservative speaker
• Disinvites conservative speaker
Disinvites left-wing-hero/atheist jackass for dissing Islam

Phase-II
• Python invoked

Phase-III
Finds a place, after all, for conservative speaker


~ vid ~


CNN goes ballistic after Trump re-posts anti-CNN video joke:

Phase-I
• CNN and their prog suck-ups call Trump a thug
• CNN thuggishly blackmails the YouTube satirist

Phase-II
• Python invoked

Phase-III
• The internet retaliates a hundredfold with CNN jokes, cartoons, and videos

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Cultural ref

My bad. Dawkins’ problem was with a Berkeley radio station, not the university. Still…

Here’s a good example of a state school system Pythoning itself trying to handle LGBQWERTY bathroom policy.

your afternoon transitional

In this case, he/she/it was transitioning from ISIS fighter to fleeing transvestite.

Evidently he hadn’t seen any actual wimmin with their faces uncovered
and had always been told, “Women don’t need to shave.”

What gave me away?
It was the redundant beauty mark, wasn’t it?


Let this be a reminder to us all to be careful when ordering camo compacs on-line.
Also, it’s a reminder for some of us guys that not all Halloween costumes work. Sometimes, just… just go with the cowboy costume, m’kay?

(What? Yeah, I think they should oblige this freak an’ chop off his you-know-what.)
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via Iowahawk
Apologies to Clint Eastwood (PBUH)

I mean, if you’re gonna overdo the makeup, overdo it right.

*heh* Meanwhile, in opposite-land, liberated women burn their burqas and men shave.
He could prob’ly take a lesson from these Mexicans.

slow-Friday prediction

Yeah, I know O.J. won’t get out’a the clink for a couple’a months, yet; but I’m gonna go out on a limb and make a prediction about what the media coverage will look like on the day he does.

It’ll look like pretty much like this


~ vid ~

About time, too.
After all, he needs to get back to looking for the real killer.*
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* Again, Stilton beat me to the 3-panel joke; and I had a Rope n’ Chains idea all teed-up, too, dammit!
(What? Nah, not too disappointed. After all, it was a pretty obvious joke.)
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Cultural ref’s cultural ref

Right Idea – Worng Reason

Keebler Attorney

“Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself, which frankly I think is very unfair to the President,” … “How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, ‘Thanks, Jeff, but I’m not going to take you.’ It’s extremely unfair — and that’s a mild word — to the President.”

“I have the honor of serving as attorney general,” Sessions said during a news conference about a bust of an internet marketplace for drugs. “And I plan to continue to do so, as long as that is appropriate.”

I’m with PDT — but not for the same reason:

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions said the Justice Department will issue new directives to increase the federal govenment’s use of civil asset forfeiture, a controversial practice that allows law enforcement to seize property from suspected criminals without charging them with a crime.

…”[W]e hope to issue this week a new directive on asset forfeiture—especially for drug traffickers,” Sessions said. “With care and professionalism, we plan to develop policies to increase forfeitures. No criminal should be allowed to keep the proceeds of their crime. Adoptive forfeitures are appropriate as is sharing with our partners.”

…The equitable sharing program distributes hundreds of millions of dollars a year to police departments around the country.

…the perverse profit incentives and lack of due process for property owners lead to far more average citizens having their property seized than cartel bosses.

He says “No criminal should be allowed to keep the proceeds of their crime,” which is all well and good: but they don’t wait for a conviction — or even an indictment — before grabbing people’s possessions and spreading them around various police agencies for the Kewl New Toy Fund.

I’m not a Law expert but I don’t thing that’s even vaguely Constitutional.

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

fairies and unicorns edition

ol’ Jerry I smell mustard Brown just guaranteed his Bullshitte Train will continue. Not to become an actual train [which would -- under ideal circumstances -- transport people from one end of the state 2/3 of the way to the other, taking twelve times as long and costing multiples more than flying or driving] but a lively source of payoffs to pals.

That’s because the only source of steady money for high speed rail construction is from the auction of credits in the greenhouse bartering system of trading money for the ability to pollute.

[NB by "pollute" they mean "producing stuff that isn't a pollutant in any but a political sense" ]

Yep — 25% of the Cap ‘n’ Trade ponzi scheme goes to the Bullshitte Train. yippie.

The rest raises the price of gas [by 11 cents to a coupla bucks, depending on the way ya figure] for the rural drivers hardest hit by the recession caused by chasing all the business out of the state. Even if one buys the GlobalWorms idea [silliness as there has been zero warming for almost two decades - but whatever] what sense does it make to gut the economy that might have to respond to all the dire things predicted? It takes Big Money to move airports and water ports out of the way of “rising oceans,” to make dams to hold water to raise food, to provide air conditioning for those 120° Christmas Day Dinners for the homeless, etc.

again: yay, government control!