iConservoclasm

There’s always an alternative to destructive iCommieclasm

Many social media users, from a prominent Seattle venture capitalist to the estimated 900 people who follow the Facebook group Seattle, Tear Down This Lenin Statue! are calling for Lenin’s statue to be removed.

“If one wanted to pull down statues of profoundly evil people, responsible for uncountable human suffering, this one might be on the list,”… [story]

Free flowww, free speeech…
Just tryin’ to be helpful.

(What? Yeah, it’d be cheap aaand gender-neutral.)
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Previously on KisP

today’s wedgie

Lawrence Police:
I’m sorry Blake, this is awkward, but that’s not a police car. You vaped in front of a water service vehicle.

previously…

Protesters in Atlanta Vandalize ‘Peace Monument’ After Mistaking It for Confederate Symbol

War is Peace

Commie thugs assault an old lady and her flag
Yay tolerance and free speech


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(What? Well, mebbe the thug was triggered by the flag… or her thoughtcrime.)

In a feature story on Antifa protesters who physically assault those they disagree with, CNN lays out the narrative that the leftist protesters are driven to violence in an effort to achieve peace. [story]

You know… like this
Hey, what’s a few-million dead when one’s sense of PC virtue is at stake?
(note the iCommieclasm)


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The Great iCommieclastic Hysteria of 2017 jumps the shark

[D]uring a rally earlier this week to show solidarity in the aftermath of the violence in Charlottesville, Va., a USC campus group linked the name to Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee, whose favorite horse was Traveller. [NB: the USC mascot is spelled Traveler]

At the rally, … Saphia Jackson, co-director of the USC Black Student Assembly, asked students not to be quiet, and reminded that “white supremacy hits close to home” and referenced the name of the Trojans mascot. [story]

Never go full-Animal-House


(What? Well, yeah, mebbe it’d be less of a problem if it were a black stallion; but, somehow, I doubt it. Prob’ly have to be a mare or gelding.)

Also:
*bwahahahahaha!*

Also also:
*bwahahahahaha!*

Yet more also:
*snick* “Keep up with the topic, sunshine” — W Shatner
(What? Yeah, I’ve kind’a liked the guy ever since the dorm’s letter-writing campaign to not cancel Star Trek in ’66, I think.)

USDNA stamp of approval

Here’s a free idea, internet friends: In order to further reduce the already tiny number of actual white supremacists in our midst, let’s start a volunteer effort to distribute free genetic tests to anyone who shows up at a rally with any kind of sign, badge, flag, or insignia that indicates he thinks whites are a superior race.

Take a bunch 23andMe or Ancestry.com testing kits down to the site of the next Charlottesville-style rally and set up a table. Make it a challenge: spit in a test tube and get proof of your white superiority. Family tree research is already a popular activity in the community, why not help them along with some objective data?…


Finish your assignment! »


Bannon’s patch

Wellp, reckon it’s back to the ol’ briar patch for Br’er Bannon

Steve Bannon returned to Breitbart Friday almost exactly a year to the day after he joined the Trump team in 2016. On the key lessons learned during this time away and how this would have changed him since leaving Breitbart, Kassam said: “So what is Steve going to do, having had this experience in there?

“Well, now he knows who the enemies of the American people are”. [story]

Then again, mebbe it’s Br’er Obi-Wan


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Cultural ref

Big PooPooHead is watching

The long-awaited 24-hour toilet is now open at downtown Olympia’s Artesian Commons Park [ the $250,000 homeless park that used to be a nondescript source of jugs full of artesian well water that you'd go get safely with your gramma... ]

Gone is the battered, green portable potty that stood at the park. It’s been replaced by a large, durable, stainless steel structure that kind of looks like a space ship.

“We’ve got it set up so it’s friendly for everybody,” said Garrett Cooper, the park’s host.

The bathroom’s design, which includes grating at the top and bottom of the structure, allows city officials to keep an eye on it and its users. One of the park’s cameras is trained on the area.

“So if there’s any drug use, or too many people are using it like an office for prostitution and drugs, you can see inside without messing with the privacy of the individual,” Cooper said.

The Olympia City Council gave the permanent toilet the green light in January. Project manager Jim Rioux said the total cost of the project was $346,000. Of that cost, $120,000 went to the prefabricated Portland Loo-style restroom, $141,000 went to capital improvements to accommodate the restroom, and $85,000 went to engineering, inspections and labor.

iCommieclast marching orders from CNN

Heeere’s your sign* map.

[R]oughly 1,500 Confederate symbols still exist on public land more than 150 years after the conclusion of the Civil War.

The list of Confederate symbols also includes 109 public schools…[and] 10 major military bases and nine state holidays or observances. Other symbols, scattered across the United States, include everything from flags to highways, parks, bridges, lakes and state holidays.

The SPLC excluded an additional 2,600 symbols that the group considered primarily historical, like battlefields, museums and cemeteries. [CNN vid & SPLC** map]

The only difference between this CNN vid and a NorK propaganda vid is the absence of an overly-dramatic narrator

For you SJWs who don’t want to think of yourselves as the icon-destroying Taliban,
go ahead and think of yourselves as the Nineteen Eighty-Four hero, Winston Smith…
…at the “memory hole”

As for you hand-wringing, virtue-signaling cowards in politics, the media, and business,
don’t think this means that the alligator will eat you last, it will eat you second.
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* KisP ref
** According to CNN, “[T]he Southern Poverty Law Center [is] an Alabama-based advocacy nonprofit organization that tracks civil rights and hate crimes in the United States.” No, it’s a radical, left-wing, anti-conservative propaganda machine which has promoted more than a few downright lies.

Meanwhile, in New Orleans

The phrase “Tear it Down” was hastily sprayed in black paint across the base of the golden Joan of Arc statue on Decatur Street in the French Quarter sometime earlier this week. …

The “Tear it Down” tag would seem to relate to the debate surrounding the city’s ongoing removal of four Confederate monuments. But the statue of Joan of Arc, a 15th-century military leader, martyr and Catholic saint, hasn’t been mentioned in the controversy to this point.

Joan.d’.friggin’.Arc…
[insert facepalm here]
This has just got to be anti-iCommieclast sarcasm.

beware the X

The MTA has claimed the tiles actually are meant to honor Times Square’s nickname as the “Crossroads of the World” and are not Confederate Flags.

In a statement to Fox 5 News the MTA says: “These are not confederate flags, it is a design based on geometric forms that represent the “Crossroads of the World” and to avoid absolutely any confusion we will modify them to make that absolutely crystal clear.”…

Mobs are never satisfied

As long as PhotoShop was running…

☟ Stalin-related avatar joke ☟ »

No word, yet, on whether the Barcelona copycats are white-supremacist, racist, Nazi or fascist Trump supporters.