waiting-for-the-plumber PhotoShop exercise

Thought I might have some fun with a classic


(What? Well, the basic goal was to make a joke with everything on the box, except the trademark and the knees. Then I realized that I had pretty much made a joke of the whole trademark concept, too. Fair use! Besides, I’m a customer, so they’d risk tens of dollars in sales by suing me.)

Hmmm…
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Source

Stahhhp… just stop

Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, but that’s beside the point.
Sometimes things get silly, very silly, too silly, indeed…
so they get posted here

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Story (pie in the face)
Cultural ref (Soupy Sales)
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one-way streetism

The Kavanaugh Rules™ were supposed to
work only in one direction

Another case in point
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Story (Ellison’s divorce, abuse)
Theocratic ref (Taqiyya)
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I gotcher incivility rahcheer

Hey, turnabout is fair sauce for the gander

No, I don’t advocate disruption,
but it’s fun to see the Left faced with the
consequences of their own stupid rules


Commie witches
*heh* I like that

Pootie-Poot ackbar!

Yeah, I know it’s kind of a Russian tradition;
but if you want to stay in power, comrade,
you’re wasting your people’s wealth on the wrong thing.

Also, Russians may not buy into the nutzo idea that
you get to make the rules on afterlives and stuff.

When despots start thinking of themselves in God-like terms,
millions die.

Remember, you’re only President for life*

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Story
Title ref
* Cultural ref
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Nickelbuck

Should’a gone with business-like incentives

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Story
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Talkin’ ’bout my genderation

The counter-revolution begins in Hungary

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Story
Title ref (The Who: Why don’tcha all just FFFFFade away)
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winning plus rubbing it in


(What? Well, I liked the winter-fox pic, so I made yet another template.)
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Story-1 (Surber)
Story-2 (Showalter)
UPDATE: 2nd cartoon added due to Story-3 (CNN hypocrisy)
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Stormy Daniels walks into a bar…

Yep

more running bull

Not sure why bein’ a run-of-the-mill whitey is such an empty thing to her.
After all, DNA doesn’t carry guilt or virtue genes;
and it’s not like you can take credit for it, anyway.


Yes, dear, you’re unique, just like everybody else (twins, clones, etc. notwithstanding).
Not good enough for a narcissist, though. Nope, gotta be more unique than anybody else.
Well, either that or a member of a cool-kids’ group.
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Story
Cultural ref
[Full disclosure*: I am officially the whitest guy I know — DNA ancestry has zero, zip, nada outside Brit Isles & NW Europe… and below-average Neanderthal. No wonder I sunburn crossing the street. To my ancestors, a dark complexion meant co-eds returning from Spring Break. Plus I'm a solvent straight male so, alas, I'm unable to claim any intersectional victimhood whatsoever. Wait, mebbe not being able to claim victimhood is really a kind of victimhood. Must be a support group for that… I mean besides a country club.]
* All true. Merely included to ride the joke a bit further
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Previously, on KisP bogsidebunny comment

1/1024th POTUS *bwahahahahahahaaaaaa*cough*
Now, that… that would’a been a great post title

What passes for progressive thought

Critical Theory, where logic goes to die, whimpering


(What? Wellp, seems to me that arguin’ about the clumsiness of the English language is a self-defeating pursuit.)
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Story (London Museum)
Philisophical ref (Critical Theory)
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Oh, now who didn’t see this comin’?