Money-grubbing capitalist tobacco-pushing gun-shooting racist feminist violently attacks
a poor hoodie who just wants his entitlement free from gov’t involvement.
When he sees the error of his ways, the poor guy just wants to leave in peace;
but this b*tch robs him of his cash, dignity, cred, and masculinity.
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So, what have we learned here today, boys and girls?
Sally? Uh huh, m’kay. Don’t lay your revolver on the counter.
Faux? Uh huh, m’kay. Your own gun can be used against you.
Claire? Uh huh, m’kay. Your accomplice will be, at heart, a coward.
Sondra? Uh huh, m’kay. Long sleeves are no substitute for gloves.
Col Jerry? Uh huh, m’kay. No plan survives first contact with the enemy.
Doug? Uhm, ohhhkayyy. Brunettes are the worst, man.