today’s wedgie

Warning: This video depicts scenes of domestic violence and a dead unarmed victim:


Warning: this video depicts a wedgie, an armed self defender and everyone in it lives:

It’s No Fun Being an Illegal Alien

As if the plight of Democrats-In-Waiting Undocumented Refugees wasn’t tear-jerking enough with air conditioners set too high and too-small ham sandwiches at the border, now comes the dreadful news that Colorado illegals will have to wait up to a year to get Drivers Licenses because of the sheer number of applications.

“We are disappointed the department will only give licenses to those who are here unlawfully at five offices and by appointment only…”

You don’t suppose they’ll take advantage of “Motor-Voter” to register to vote, do you?

No, of course they wouldn’t do that.  After all, that would be illegal.

Cultural Ref

asseptable


Ass Acceptability Analyst

because racism

Black community leaders in Fresno, Calif., are urging the Fresno Unified School District to re-evaluate the hiring of a white guy to teach three cultural studies courses at a brand-new middle school that will overwhelmingly serve minority students.

Rutherford B. Gaston Middle School — named after the city’s first black principal — will open in a few short weeks. It’s the first middle school in the immediate, poverty-ridden vicinity since 1979.

The protesters are unhappy because the school has chosen to hire Peter Beck, a person with white skin, over other, unidentified candidates, The Fresno Bee reports.

Beck will teach African-American studies, Latino studies and Southeast Asian studies.

On Monday morning, a small band of activists showed up in front of the sparkling new school at the corner of Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard and Church Avenue. The local press was also there.

“We’re just saying what the community wants,” said Rev. Karen Crozier, one of the activists. “We didn’t fight for a white male or female teacher to educate our babies.”

Crozier, who appears to be a professor at Fresno Pacific Biblical Seminary, also suggested that a white person cannot teach minority children in this instance because of racism.

“We still are at these racial fault lines, and we want someone who will be able to think critically about those racial fault lines and how do we help heal, to restore the problems that have existed,” she explained…

homogeneousgenius


Pretty sure I made this joke here a couple of years ago,
but I had no idea that it would actually, you know, happen.

[W]hen the social-media specialist for a private Provo-based English language learning center wrote a blog explaining homophones, he was let go for creating the perception that the school promoted a gay agenda. [more]

badump *boom*

wait for it

Several thousand left-wing activists gathered in Tel Aviv’s Rabin Square on Saturday evening, calling for an end to bloodshed in the Gaza Strip and a return to negotiations with the Palestinians

Slogans chanted by the protesters included “Stop the war,” “Bring the soldiers back home” and “Jews and Arabs refuse to be enemies,” Channel 2 reported.

Channel 2 noted that prominent left-wing party Meretz as well as the Peace Now organization had opted not to take part in the rally, with the TV report speculating that the protesters may fall to the left of those groups on the political spectrum.

Several hundred right-wing activists held a counter-rally at the scene, and police were spread out in the area to prevent altercations between the two sides.

The demonstrations were cut short when Hamas unilaterally ended a humanitarian truce with Israel and resumed rocket-fire from Gaza…..

you’re welcome irony

A 15-year-old immigrant from El Salvador testified before a congressional panel Tuesday claiming that he was mistreated by border officials.

The teen identified as Saul told the Congressional Progressive Caucus during an ad-hoc hearing that his time at a border detention facility was “horrible,” describing it as “the worst experience” of his life after the unaccompanied minor crossed the border illegally in April.

“I walked 30 minutes to the immigration station where I was placed in a big room with 200 children aged 10 and up,” Saul told the caucus. “The room was very cold, I was shivering the whole time. There weren’t any beds. They gave us nylon which barely kept us warm and they gave us cold ham sandwiches twice a day. I was very hungry because it wasn’t enough food.”…
…he worst experience of my life. I hardly slept for six days,” …
…he came to the United States to flee the violence he saw in his home country, where he was threatened by gang members and saw a man murdered in front of his house…

…“Please don’t mistreat children the way your government has mistreated me,” he said…

Despite temperatures having reached over 100 degrees in El Paso, TX, the location of a Border Patrol holding facility, the Illinois Democrat insisted that the children were “deliberately held in really uncomfortable situations.”

Jessica Jones, with the Lutheran Immigration and Refugee Service agreed with the “torture” description and said it was a “way of subduing the people being held.”

Jonathan Ryan, the executive director of the Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services took it a step father accusing the Border Patrol of lying about the reason for cold temperatures in holding facilities

previously

tonight’s audience participation

I’ve never been in a Turkish prison but I stepped in dog poop barefoot once……..

so there’s that

…I [ Sheila Jackson Lee ] ask my colleagues to oppose this resolution for it is in fact a veiled attempt at impeachment and it undermines the law that allows a president to do his job. A historical fact: President Bush pushed this nation into a war that had little to do with apprehending terrorists. We did not seek an impeachment of President Bush

yea, except previously…

see also:
…The Iraq Resolution or the Iraq War Resolution (formally the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002,[1] Pub.L. 107–243, 116 Stat. 1498, enacted October 16, 2002, H.J.Res. 114) is a joint resolution passed by the United States Congress in October 2002 as Public Law No: 107-243, authorizing military action against Iraq.



but wait! there’s more!

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

Of all the buck-passing nonsense I’ve ever read …

A nonpartisan congressional investigation has concluded that management failures by the Obama administration set the stage for the computer woes that paralyzed President Barack Obama’s health care program website last fall, officials told The Associated Press.

The findings are in a report to be released Thursday by the Government Accountability Office, which has spent months investigating the health law’s chaotic rollout. GAO is the nonpartisan investigative agency of Congress.

Investigators found that the administration kept changing the contractors’ marching orders for the HealthCare.gov website, creating widespread confusion and leading to tens of millions of dollars in additional costs. [more]

No, Congress …
it was your freaking fault! No one else’s.
You passed that enormous pile of scat!
You passed that enormous pile of scat at the behest of those über fools Pelosi and Reid you chose as leaders!
You passed that enormous pile of scat without even reading it!

Yes, Congress …
The Administration totally screwed it up. FtK!
That was obviously inevitable to anyone with a functioning brain cell.
What the sam hlll did you expect? that nobody would notice your abysmal stupidity? some grand intercession of an invoked expert class? the midnight cobbling of elves? a frikkin’ Obama-class miracle?

No, it was your arrogance, your incompetence, your wishful thinking, your dishonesty, your legislation, your words, your votes, your. fault !
You want to be the legislative branch of government? Go fix it.
And put some heads on pikes while you’re at it … including some of your own.

But you’d better hurry … November’s coming.

[Insert "steaming" before each word "pile" in the list above. Sorry for any inconvenience.]

Right back atcha, y’ol’ _itch

You know … projection
i.e. reflecting one’s own warped world-view by attributing it to others).

New emails uncovered by the House Ways and Means Committee indicate that former IRS employee Lois Lerner has a strong dislike of some conservatives, and at one point called them “assholes” in an email exchange.

The committee released an email Lerner received in November 2012 complaining about the “whacko wing of the GOP.”

Lerner replied, “Great. Maybe we are through if there are that many assholes.”

Lerner replied, “So we don’t need to worry about alien terrorists. It’s our own crazies that will take us down.” [more]

Meanwhile …

hm…

what could possibly go worng

Welcome to Londonistan!

not to put too fine a point on it…

yeah….

Yahoo reports that thousands are protesting Israel in London. …

Do these women look like they could have been in Downton Abbey? Do they have any connection at all to England?

Make no mistake. The same hatred on display for Jews and Israel is also there for OTHER WHITES. Like the Irish. And the Italians. And the Poles. And the Germans. And the French. And the English. And the Dutch. And the Norwegians. And the Icelanders. And the Spanish. And the Hungarians. And the Greeks. And the Swedes. And the Finns. And the Russians. And Czechs. And the Swiss.

[Caution: Raaaacism.]

just sayin’


PeggyU

yo yo ya big ha ha

Liberal darling and free-birth-control advocate Sandra Fluke is her own biggest donor in her state Senate race, according to official California campaign finance reports.

Fluke donated $12,000 to her campaign and $4,826.27 in non-monetary contributions. While $16,826.27 may not sound like a lot, Fluke also loaned her campaign $100,000.

Where does a 2012 law school grad working as a social justice attorney get a loan that size? Her campaign never responded to a Washington Examiner inquiry, so we’re left to speculate

Hillary understands …

… the necessity for committing war crimes in a small country.

“I’m not a military planner but Hamas puts it’s missiles, it’s rockets in civilian areas, part of it is Gaza is pretty small and its densely populated.” [story + vid]

Civilian areas: schools, hospitals, mosques, apartment buildings, street-vendor carts, etc.

After all,

“I know how hard it is to be the leader of a relatively small country ….” [more + vid]


(Because I love this pic, that’s why)

Madness in great ones must not unwatched go.” Claudius in Hamlet 3:1
… or in those who believe in their own greatness.

(What? Yeah, I wonder if Hillary makes porcelain dolls.)

She is big.
Ready for her close-up.

Open Thread

Whaaaaaat?

what?!? wth!!??!

Tell me something good:

ToDaZeD Proggie Throwback

remember this?

July 25, 2013

“People like George Soros, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Paul Krugman, Joe Stiglitz, Jeffrey Sax, Dean Baker, Robert Poland, Larry Summers have said they all support a transaction tax.

The government has a right, the government and the people of the United States have a right to run the programs of the United States — Health, welfare, housing – all these things.

The bottom line is we’re not broke. There’s plenty of money, it’s just the government doesn’t have it.”

—Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN)

Dayum!

DC’s public-carry ban ruled unconstitutional:

In light of Heller, McDonald, and their progeny, there is no longer any basis on which this Court can conclude that the District of Columbia’s total ban on the public carrying of ready-to-use handguns outside the home is constitutional under any level of scrutiny. Therefore, the Court finds that the District of Columbia’s complete ban on the carrying of handguns in public is unconstitutional.

Accordingly, the Court grants Plaintiffs’ motion for summary judgment and enjoins Defendants from enforcing the home limitations of D.C. Code § 7-2502.02(a)(4) and enforcing D.C. Code § 22-4504(a) unless and until such time as the District of Columbia adopts a licensing mechanism consistent with constitutional standards enabling people to exercise their Second Amendment right to bear arms.

Furthermore, this injunction prohibits the District from completely banning the carrying of handguns in public for self-defense by otherwise qualified non-residents based solely on the fact that they are not residents of the District. [story]

Democrat-hack judge to overturn in 3…2…1…

If just one mass murder can be prevented.

That didn’t take long.

this

…At the St. Francis Center, a daytime homeless shelter, pot is the second most frequently volunteered reason for being in Colorado, after looking for work

ace in the hole

[P]resident Obama says in his weekly address that the American people “don’t get to pick which rules you play by.” [more]

Yeah, I knowww
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Previously on KisP (Heck, it’s almost the same joke.)