Clinton says she’s going to revise her Twitter bio so it doesn’t start with the word "wife." https://t.co/T5dZ70MOsg
— Vox (@voxdotcom) April 24, 2018
…schedule ambiguity notwithstanding
MoveOn and other left-wing groups are organizing massive demonstrations if President Donald Trump fires Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Organizers had a planning session on a Sunday evening conference in which they outlined their plans for protests in every state and Washington, DC, if trump fires Mueller, pardons key witnesses, or replaces Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. Activists are planning to organize protests to start at 5 p.m. local time if the actions happen before 2 p.m. or noon the following day if the potential firings occur after 5 p.m.
Trump’s missin’ an opportunity, if he doesn’t fire one of ‘em at 12:04pm.
Man, they’ll never figure out how to respond.
That argument will take more’n two hours, so it’ll have to wait ’till the next day, but at what time?
Might even kick-off a Prog civil war — the Exacts vs the Close-Enoughs vs the We-Need-A-New-Planners.
(What? Yeah, might be just a reporter screw-up, but it’s still funny, and I was doin’ another template experiment.)
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No more need for “freedom fries” I guess
“Some people might try to tell you that there’s no point in looking for it.” #FactsFirst pic.twitter.com/LZIb2MHdoC
— CNN (@CNN) April 23, 2018
SJWs don’t love anybody, Starbucks;
and now they own you.
(What? Nnnnnope, not entirely sure what racial sensitivity has to do with trespassing.)
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Dear Waffle House,
that’s another reason why I don’t eat at your establishments
This is neither sermon, lecture, nor legal advice — just sayin’…
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Here’s the hero,
and here’s the scumbag.
Yep, these people exist, and some ask why we “need” self-defense weapons.
Nabbed ‘im!
Now, put his father in the same lifer prison cell.
As is par for the course with Those Who Know What’s Best For Us™, when one tactic doesn’t work to convince people to buy in to their vision of Egalitarian Utopia, come up with another narrative. This particular incarnation is Earth Day, a made-up holiday commemorating Our Beloved Planet™. For surely if we do not embrace their dictates unquestioningly, We’re All Gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEE. Todaze admonishment from Our Betters™ comes from the Shaman of Settled Scienciness himself. It is undebatable that our technology has displeased Teh Climate God™ and the only way to avoid certain destruction is to place control of all means of production into the hands of one Albert Gore Jr. Heed his words, or be forever doomed.
Wait, what year is this? Hmm…
Anyway, in solidarity with Earth Day, I implore all True Believers to reduce their carbon footprints and hold their breaths for the entire day.
Mother Earth thanks you in advance.
Meme 
Ron Paul on InstaFace
(What? *heh* Yeah, reckon that would make Illinois state legislators “low-life politicians.”)
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