Oh, now who didn’t see this one comin’?

November 15, 2018 –

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If it’s not close, they can’t cheat

November 15, 2018 –

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Follow the loot

November 15, 2018 –

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the inevitable train wreck

November 14, 2018 –


As a prog, when you’ve lost Alyssa Milano…
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Hold on to your butts

November 13, 2018 –


The obvious question has to do with supreme command of an EU military force.
The next question is: How long will this partnership last?
The ugly question is: Who gets the house and kids in the inevitable divorce?
The US question is: Will we be expected to intervene in a violent domestic dispute and act as family services again?
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show biz boys buzz boos

November 13, 2018 –

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My, my, what have we here?

November 12, 2018 –

Why, land sakes, it appears to be another box
of uncounted Democrat ballots!

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That’s some World Cup quality reporting, there, Jim

November 11, 2018 –


And why aren’t the attacks on the Carlsons
being reported and condemned as
repressive attacks on The Press™?*
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The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election…

November 11, 2018 –

…the people who count the votes do


(What? Nah, haven’t heard that spin, yet, but it’s early in the news cycle)
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the great game

November 11, 2018 –

France declares: We’re okay with an international military force,
as long as we’re in charge of it.

Germany mutters: M’kay, France, get the Americans out,
then we’ll see about who gets to run the EU’s army.

Trump whispers: Remember guys, the US is here
mainly as adult supervision.


Woman throws herself at Trump (NSFW, FEMEN boobies, nut’n ‘e ain’t seed afore)
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