the next sound you hear will be…

The satisfyingly hollow pop of a billion exploding moonbat noggins.

If all goes according to plan, by December 2012 a team of three young Israeli scientists will have landed a tiny spacecraft on the moon, explored the lunar surface, and transmitted live video back to earth, thereby scooping up a $20 million prize (the Google Lunar X Prize), revolutionizing space exploration, and making the Jewish State the third nation (after the U.S. and Russia) to land a probe on the moon. And they’re doing it in their spare time.


…it’s a WHAT moon now?
Oh good.

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“Jew moon, you saw me standin’ aloooone
Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own…..”

SUCK IT MOHAMMEDANS.


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24 Comments!

  1. Posted March 30, 2011 at 3:36 pm |

    The Japanese have a probe on the moon. It was an orbiter and when it was done with its mission they crashed it into the moon. The Muslims wont put someone is space, what if they have contact with PIGS IN SPACE!

  2. Clinically Insane
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 3:40 pm |

    Now we know why President Putz wants NASA helping the Islamic extremists. He wants them to get to the moon first, or, at the very least, to be able to shoot down the Israeli mission.

  3. SteveHGraham
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 4:10 pm |

    The Muslims will go up next, to claim the probe is actually theirs.

  4. Merovign
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 4:48 pm |

    No, actually, the Islamists will claim that Muhammed rode a pegasus to the Moon and that makes the Moon the 1,314th holiest site in Islam, and will demand removal of all other probes, spacecraft, and footprints immediately, or the bombing of innocent schoolchildren will begin!

    Seriously, do you know why Jerusalem is claimed as a holy city by Muslims? I wasn’t far off in my above mockery.

  5. geezerette
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 5:46 pm |

    They better not build anything—

  6. mech
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 6:00 pm |

    This will call for a rework of DougM’s award winning moon Gif.

  7. Rock and Roll Doctor
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 7:10 pm |

    It’s only a kosher moon.

  8. USMC2841
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 7:27 pm |

    They could move all of the Israelites to the moon and it still wouldn’t be good enough for the palestinian pigs.

  9. apotheosis
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 7:30 pm |

    Amen to that, USMC.

  10. MikeG
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 8:34 pm |

    Maybe if the Jews aive half of the moon to the Muzzies, they will promise to make nice.

    Yeah. That will work.

  11. DougM
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 2:44 pm |

    While I’m re-doing the .gif as mech suggests, enjoy these oldies:

  12. DougM
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 5:06 pm |

    Okay, I think this is what mech was lookin’ for:


    ~ anim ~

  13. apotheosis
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 5:22 pm |

    Mr. DougM sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

  14. Melissa In Texas
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 5:24 pm |

    BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!
    THAT is a work of art!

  15. mech
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 6:39 pm |

    Magnificent!

    Doug, you win the internets today.

  16. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 7:04 pm |

    Okay, now you have done it DougM, the Gaza Palis will elevate their rockets to hit the moon—and if the moon is directly overhead, the rockets will come back and hit the launch site. CNN will be ALLLLL over “Israel fires rockets from Moon into Gaza……” Count onnit…!

  17. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 8:52 pm |

    Back when that dolt running NASA said he had a mandate to reach out to the moslems and gain the benefit of their contributions to science and engineering (*snort*), Dennis Miller commented that the only way muzzies would be interested in going to the moon would be if Israel relocated there. Again, life imitates art.

    (Twenty-odd years ago I was in Israel. At dinner one night, my host said that from the very beginning of the space age, rabbis and Talmudic scholars had been debating just how Jews would maintain their religious observances when living in space. E.g. Shabbat begins at sundown Friday, not at a given time – which means it begins four minutes later in Tel Aviv than in Jerusalem. So when does it start if you’re in low earth orbit, or living on the moon, or Mars? Not easy to answer, but the fact is they are thinking about this stuff already. Ya think the imams have put any brain sweat into it?)

  18. DougM
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:36 pm |

    ^ LotF,
    I expect The Caliphate™ will dictate that all human time will be Mecca time,
    Einstein be damned.

  19. Mike W
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:40 pm |

    INFIDELS. The koran teaches us that allah painted the heavens on a large canvas. All this nonsense about space exploration goes against the ideological teaching of mohamass. The Earth is flat and the mountains are there to keep us from floating into allahs masterpiece.

  20. SherryM
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:44 pm |

    Muslims will never go to the moon.. There is no one there to blowup.

  21. Posted March 31, 2011 at 10:08 pm |

    LOL … In the background, maybe some stars as well? Those six-pointed kind …

  22. Paladin
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 10:17 pm |

    By Mohammed’s mammaries, that’s some pretty funny shi’ite

  23. Posted April 1, 2011 at 7:42 am |

    I thought the song title was spelled “Jooo Moon.”

    I always forget the correct number of Os.

  24. mojo
    Posted April 1, 2011 at 11:47 pm |

    Landslide Lyndon. A man who knew how to get a grip and twist