like a fiddle


( * )

Previously…

KathyShaidle

25 Comments!

  1. Snuffy Smith
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 6:16 pm |

    The key words are “Natural born citizen”

    Not just “citizen”.

  2. apotheosis
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 6:27 pm |

    SON of a…

  3. apotheosis
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 6:28 pm |

    “Because FUCK YOU, that’s why.” – BHO, PBUH

  4. Lance Luhrquer
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 6:38 pm |

    I love it! This will go down in history.
    IMHO, this little faux pas is a game changer.

    I can almost hear Rush, Sarah’cuda, Beck, Megan
    plus Breitbart & others commenting on this while
    trying to keep a straight face!
    I expect to start hearing Ukelele music on sites
    within the hour.

  5. Steve Skubinna
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 6:39 pm |

    And Kam Fong as… Chin Ho.

  6. mech
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 6:55 pm |

    Show me the carfax presfax!

  7. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 7:46 pm |

    Duplicate of my comment at Rodge’s place.
    (What? No, it’s a real duplicate. Really. Trust me.)

    It doesn’t need to be a forgery to look like that, just an official repro.
    That being said, without seeing the original, there’s nothing here that proves it isn’t a forgery, either.

    It’s a dis-trac-tion, people!
    You’re bein’ played like a tinny bordello peeaner (sorry, Missy, like mine better), and all the while he’s systematically dismantling the Republic, nachurl-born or ain’t!
    Dang it! We got bigger fish to fry; we can always hang this traitor later.

    Hmmm … then again, he won’t be able to use the “I’m not a citizen, so you can’t try me for treason” excuse, anymore.
    /duplicate

    Oh, look!

  8. mojo
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 8:31 pm |

    I always liked the Chinese master spy in H-50, Steve. He always had a good attitude, and could think rings around Dano.

    He also played the head brain-scrubber in “The Manchurian Candidate”

  9. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 8:49 pm |

    One more …
    Considering Missy’s header phrase “… it was the worst of times …”
    I’m surprised none’a ya titled your birth-certificate posts “I am born.”
    (What? The Dickens you say! Nah, I’ve nothing new to justify a special post. Just wanted to get the joke published for credit posterity.)

  10. Steve Skubinna
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 8:52 pm |

    Wo Fat, One thing I really liked abut him was he was chubby and jolly. Before him, I can’t think of an Asian villain that wasn’t thin and quietly menacing. Fu Manchu, Dr. No, every cheap dime novel thriller with an inscrutable Oriental nemesis. Wo Fat was like a Chinese Sidney Greenstreet, which was a change of pace.

  11. Steve Skubinna
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 8:55 pm |

    DougM, I’d have had Obama slouching towards Bethlehem to be born.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go yell at my damn falcon again, he’s pretending he cant hear me.

  12. Posted April 27, 2011 at 10:01 pm |

    What’s with all the Ukulele hate goin’ on?

    http://hogwhitman.com/2010/12/05/nuke-the-ukes/

  13. SherryM
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 12:15 am |

    Wow does this mean I can run for president now? LOL… (Seriously I question the sanity of anyone that would vote for Me)

  14. Posted April 28, 2011 at 4:33 am |

    http://youtu.be/p4FUFABKqoA

  15. Melissa In Texas
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 5:30 am |

    I came home to a burst pipe yesterday and my house was flooded, so I was not able to get online. I thought this was a joke, until I saw the form on Drudge….
    WASoF’d

  16. Posted April 28, 2011 at 8:16 am |

    I’m not a true believer in the birther thing, but this one got my curiosity up. Not being very conversant in phot chop, I looked at the two separate Certs at Rodger’s place.

    Things my ADD brain noticed was the dates and Cert numbers:

    Obama was #10641, Birth 4 AUG 1961, Filed 08 AUG 1961

    Comparison was #10637, Birth 5 AUG 1961, Filed 11 AUG 1961

    From the same Hospital, recorded presumably in the same Live Birth book.

    How does Mr. Comparison have a lower Cert number when he was born and recorded after Obama?

    Am I missing something?

  17. Posted April 28, 2011 at 8:40 am |

    ^^ Oops, or kind of. I followed up on a link at Drudge and found that some smart Folks saw that too….Really interesting article:

    http://www.infowars.com/new-obama-birth-certificate-is-a-forgery/

  18. mojo
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 9:44 am |

    Hey, at least it’s not Don Ho…

  19. Posted April 28, 2011 at 10:02 am |

    ‘Nother fun link:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/top-20-conspiracy-theories-that-have-already-sprun

  20. hankr
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 10:53 am |

    How does Mr. Comparison have a lower Cert number when he was born and recorded after Obama?

    It’s racism, pure and simple. “The man” made Obama go to the back of the bus birth certificate line so he ended up behind the control sample.

  21. SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 10:59 am |

    ^*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*

  22. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 4:12 pm |

    Okay, I avoided the DonHo trap and picked out a real nice UKL Lee piece for y’all.
    I especially like the reference to a “grass shack.”

    (What? Yeah, I am a little bit in love with ‘er. Reminds me of … her. I mean, what guy wouldn’t be smitten with those eyes and that voice? Aa-a-and she can play a uke!)

  23. Snuffy Smith
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 5:34 pm |

    Isn’t that from the new Nintendo game, “We Be”?

  24. Rock and Roll Doctor
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 8:01 pm |

    What’s next? Buster Hyman? Mike Hunt?

  25. Posted April 28, 2011 at 10:34 pm |

    Mike Hootchie.