I was hopin’ sum-boddy would rescue us Porch Minkees from
that nightmare inducing post piccy.
dick not quite dead white guy
Posted May 1, 2011 at 7:46 am |
The First Mooch stood throughout the ceremony, the Brits not being able to find a chair that fit her bucketass. She was mistakenly identified by the media as the third gargoyle on the Left.
It’s all fun and games till somebody loses an eye.
Just sayin’…
rickn8or
Posted May 1, 2011 at 8:20 am |
I was wrong. Mee-shell doesn’t t look better going away than coming at you.
Melissa In Texas
Posted May 1, 2011 at 8:35 am |
HAHAHAAAAA!
Brilliant!
Rodge….
LOL!
Claire: dirty, dirty wingnut
Posted May 1, 2011 at 9:12 am |
naughty naughty bad !!!!!!!!
Alan outback bacon czar
Posted May 1, 2011 at 9:19 am |
But,but,but, the Obamas weren’t invited. BWAAAA HAAAA.
SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
Posted May 1, 2011 at 9:24 am |
I was a flower girl for my aunt’s wedding and 3 days before my mom had back handed me ( not hard per se, just to get my attention ) and she had this huge ring and it happened to catch me right at my eye. Come wedding day I had a nice little shiner and of COURSE when everyone asked me what happened I replied ” my mommy hit me” LOL!
( My poor mama was freaking mortified as you could imagine )
The First Lady looks stunning in an ensemble as fresh as the Whitehouse garden!
Colonel Jerry USMC
Posted May 1, 2011 at 11:30 am |
Kinda off-topic, but does anybody on The Porch know why there is a guy in the procession strapped into a Gold Hang Glider?
Not havin been inside them huge cathedrals, like Headmissy, who uttered, “OMFG!” when she did—- I can only guess… Praps the preacher`s booth is sooo high, he hasta *glide* down to git to his spot in fronta the couple gittin hitched (…mebbe simulatin a angel w a never-used pecker?…)
Is a real puzzlement to this Kaintuck child….[.oOH wait---Digi Hairshirt is a expert, I wager...]
Wow….she is indeed unappealing. Someone refresh my memory: when she and the Big Uh, realize they weren’t going to be invited to the Royal Wedding, did she say that was fine because she wanted it to be Kate and Will’s day and she didn’t want their presence to detract from that? If that’s true, and I have no doubt it is, what a bunch of arrogant tools!!!!!
When Joan Rivers trashes you and when Matt “HUGE LIBERAL” Damon says you’re doing a horrible job and you’re a massive disappointment, you KNOW you’re days in the Oval office have to be numbered.
I continue to be sickened by this couple daily . They’re disengenuous as hell and so disrespectful of this country.
iD
Posted May 1, 2011 at 2:58 pm |
The first thing I noticed was goatse on the kids’ coattails.
Internet, what have you done to me???
The Digital Hairshirt
Posted May 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm |
Gold Hang Glider?! Jays us, Colonel Jerry, them Anglicans are more heretical than I thought! Time for an auto-da-fe . . .
The Digital Hairshirt
Posted May 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm |
Yeah, what Laurie Kendrick said . . .
SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
Posted May 1, 2011 at 4:57 pm |
goatse on the kids’ coattails
Oh, OWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lance Luhrquer
Posted May 1, 2011 at 5:41 pm |
Firstest, at the threat of getting kickboxed all the way to
Port Angeles, I’ve noticed that Head Missy has said ‘OWWWIEE’ more
than any other blog on the innertoobes. Is there an ‘OWWIE contest?
Thanks Laurie Kendrick for your comment.
I totally agree with you & appreciate your saying it.
HogW’s new moniker for Mooshells butt, “Massive Ass of Death™”
is awesome! The acronym also has a futchah, ‘MAD’!
BREAKING – Fox news is reporting bin laden is DEAD.
Fat Baxter
Posted May 1, 2011 at 8:17 pm |
Now that bin Laden is dead, how long before the Democrats declare our mission in Afghanistan is accomplished and we can bring the troops home — just in time for more defense cuts?
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32 Comments!
Outstanding.
Standing out.
Do those Royals make my butt look big?
^ DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TanQ TRKOF!
I was hopin’ sum-boddy would rescue us Porch Minkees from
that nightmare inducing post piccy.
The First Mooch stood throughout the ceremony, the Brits not being able to find a chair that fit her bucketass. She was mistakenly identified by the media as the third gargoyle on the Left.
It’s all fun and games till somebody loses an eye.
Just sayin’…
I was wrong. Mee-shell doesn’t t look better going away than coming at you.
HAHAHAAAAA!
Brilliant!
Rodge….
LOL!
naughty naughty bad !!!!!!!!
But,but,but, the Obamas weren’t invited. BWAAAA HAAAA.
I was a flower girl for my aunt’s wedding and 3 days before my mom had back handed me ( not hard per se, just to get my attention ) and she had this huge ring and it happened to catch me right at my eye. Come wedding day I had a nice little shiner and of COURSE when everyone asked me what happened I replied ” my mommy hit me” LOL!
( My poor mama was freaking mortified as you could imagine )
I see a bad moon a-risin’ . . .
The First Lady looks stunning in an ensemble as fresh as the Whitehouse garden!
Kinda off-topic, but does anybody on The Porch know why there is a guy in the procession strapped into a Gold Hang Glider?
Not havin been inside them huge cathedrals, like Headmissy, who uttered, “OMFG!” when she did—- I can only guess… Praps the preacher`s booth is sooo high, he hasta *glide* down to git to his spot in fronta the couple gittin hitched (…mebbe simulatin a angel w a never-used pecker?…)
Is a real puzzlement to this Kaintuck child….[.oOH wait---Digi Hairshirt is a expert, I wager...]
Digi– OWWW!
Looks like the Massive Ass of Death™ is about to claim a few more victims. Poor kids. Doesn’t anybody care about the chiillldren anymore?
You guys are a hoot— shame on all of you— snicker snicker—
Wow….she is indeed unappealing. Someone refresh my memory: when she and the Big Uh, realize they weren’t going to be invited to the Royal Wedding, did she say that was fine because she wanted it to be Kate and Will’s day and she didn’t want their presence to detract from that? If that’s true, and I have no doubt it is, what a bunch of arrogant tools!!!!!
When Joan Rivers trashes you and when Matt “HUGE LIBERAL” Damon says you’re doing a horrible job and you’re a massive disappointment, you KNOW you’re days in the Oval office have to be numbered.
I continue to be sickened by this couple daily . They’re disengenuous as hell and so disrespectful of this country.
The first thing I noticed was goatse on the kids’ coattails.
Internet, what have you done to me???
Gold Hang Glider?! Jays us, Colonel Jerry, them Anglicans are more heretical than I thought! Time for an auto-da-fe . . .
Yeah, what Laurie Kendrick said . . .
goatse on the kids’ coattails
Oh, OWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Firstest, at the threat of getting kickboxed all the way to
Port Angeles, I’ve noticed that Head Missy has said ‘OWWWIEE’ more
than any other blog on the innertoobes. Is there an ‘OWWIE contest?
Thanks Laurie Kendrick for your comment.
I totally agree with you & appreciate your saying it.
HogW’s new moniker for Mooshells butt, “Massive Ass of Death™”
is awesome! The acronym also has a futchah, ‘MAD’!
They got Osama Bin Laden?
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-bin-laden-killed/story?id=13505703
BREAKING – Fox news is reporting bin laden is DEAD.
Now that bin Laden is dead, how long before the Democrats declare our mission in Afghanistan is accomplished and we can bring the troops home — just in time for more defense cuts?
No details on how he died.
Hope it hurt like a bastard, Osama!
Pardon me, going to go do The Happy Dance now.
Details are that Navy Seals shot his ass.
“Acres and acres of ass and it’s all mine!” BHO