photo bomb of the century


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32 Comments!

  1. PatrickP
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 12:21 am |

    Outstanding.

  2. Posted May 1, 2011 at 12:29 am |

    Standing out.

  3. Posted May 1, 2011 at 6:03 am |

    Do those Royals make my butt look big?

  4. SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 6:31 am |

    ^ DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Posted May 1, 2011 at 7:14 am |

  6. Lance Luhrquer
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 7:40 am |

    TanQ TRKOF!

    I was hopin’ sum-boddy would rescue us Porch Minkees from
    that nightmare inducing post piccy.

  7. dick not quite dead white guy
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 7:46 am |

    The First Mooch stood throughout the ceremony, the Brits not being able to find a chair that fit her bucketass. She was mistakenly identified by the media as the third gargoyle on the Left.

  8. Posted May 1, 2011 at 8:06 am |

    It’s all fun and games till somebody loses an eye.

    Just sayin’…

  9. rickn8or
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 8:20 am |

    I was wrong. Mee-shell doesn’t t look better going away than coming at you.

  10. Melissa In Texas
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 8:35 am |

    HAHAHAAAAA!
    Brilliant!
    Rodge….
    LOL!

  11. Claire: dirty, dirty wingnut
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 9:12 am |

    naughty naughty bad !!!!!!!!

  12. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 9:19 am |

    But,but,but, the Obamas weren’t invited. BWAAAA HAAAA.

  13. SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 9:24 am |

    I was a flower girl for my aunt’s wedding and 3 days before my mom had back handed me ( not hard per se, just to get my attention ) and she had this huge ring and it happened to catch me right at my eye. Come wedding day I had a nice little shiner and of COURSE when everyone asked me what happened I replied ” my mommy hit me” LOL!
    ( My poor mama was freaking mortified as you could imagine )

  14. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 9:39 am |

    I see a bad moon a-risin’ . . .

  15. Posted May 1, 2011 at 9:45 am |

    The First Lady looks stunning in an ensemble as fresh as the Whitehouse garden!

  16. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 11:30 am |

    Kinda off-topic, but does anybody on The Porch know why there is a guy in the procession strapped into a Gold Hang Glider?

    Not havin been inside them huge cathedrals, like Headmissy, who uttered, “OMFG!” when she did—- I can only guess… Praps the preacher`s booth is sooo high, he hasta *glide* down to git to his spot in fronta the couple gittin hitched (…mebbe simulatin a angel w a never-used pecker?…)

    Is a real puzzlement to this Kaintuck child….[.oOH wait---Digi Hairshirt is a expert, I wager...]

  17. rickn8or
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 11:44 am |

    Digi– OWWW!

  18. Posted May 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm |

    Looks like the Massive Ass of Death™ is about to claim a few more victims. Poor kids. Doesn’t anybody care about the chiillldren anymore?

  19. geezerette
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 2:04 pm |

    You guys are a hoot— shame on all of you— snicker snicker—

  20. Posted May 1, 2011 at 2:20 pm |

    Wow….she is indeed unappealing. Someone refresh my memory: when she and the Big Uh, realize they weren’t going to be invited to the Royal Wedding, did she say that was fine because she wanted it to be Kate and Will’s day and she didn’t want their presence to detract from that? If that’s true, and I have no doubt it is, what a bunch of arrogant tools!!!!!

    When Joan Rivers trashes you and when Matt “HUGE LIBERAL” Damon says you’re doing a horrible job and you’re a massive disappointment, you KNOW you’re days in the Oval office have to be numbered.

    I continue to be sickened by this couple daily . They’re disengenuous as hell and so disrespectful of this country.

  21. iD
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 2:58 pm |

    The first thing I noticed was goatse on the kids’ coattails.

    Internet, what have you done to me???

  22. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm |

    Gold Hang Glider?! Jays us, Colonel Jerry, them Anglicans are more heretical than I thought! Time for an auto-da-fe . . .

  23. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm |

    Yeah, what Laurie Kendrick said . . .

  24. SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 4:57 pm |

    goatse on the kids’ coattails

    Oh, OWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Lance Luhrquer
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 5:41 pm |

    Firstest, at the threat of getting kickboxed all the way to
    Port Angeles, I’ve noticed that Head Missy has said ‘OWWWIEE’ more
    than any other blog on the innertoobes. Is there an ‘OWWIE contest?

    Thanks Laurie Kendrick for your comment.
    I totally agree with you & appreciate your saying it.

    HogW’s new moniker for Mooshells butt, “Massive Ass of Death™”
    is awesome! The acronym also has a futchah, ‘MAD’!

  26. logdogsmith
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 7:54 pm |

    They got Osama Bin Laden?

  27. logdogsmith
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 7:55 pm |

    http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-bin-laden-killed/story?id=13505703

  28. Brad
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 7:56 pm |

    BREAKING – Fox news is reporting bin laden is DEAD.

  29. Fat Baxter
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 8:17 pm |

    Now that bin Laden is dead, how long before the Democrats declare our mission in Afghanistan is accomplished and we can bring the troops home — just in time for more defense cuts?

  30. rickn8or
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 8:32 pm |

    No details on how he died.

    Hope it hurt like a bastard, Osama!

    Pardon me, going to go do The Happy Dance now.

  31. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 10:27 pm |

    Details are that Navy Seals shot his ass.

  32. TEXAS1947
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 8:16 pm |

    “Acres and acres of ass and it’s all mine!” BHO