ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*


What passes for politix in CA:

accused the “Governator” of using California Highway Patrol (CHP) officers and vehicles to ferry scantily-clad women in-and-out of his suite at the Sacramento … Hyatt Regency, where Schwarzenegger and his family often occupied a wing of the hotel.

…Taylor, who was head of security at the hotel, says the scandal never became public because the “Terminator” star – who served as Calif. Governor from Nov. 2003 until Jan. 2011 – bullied everyone on the hotel staff into silence.

He was so intimidating to the Hyatt workers that he forbade them to make eye contact with him, Taylor said.

Shades of Hillary!. But it strikes me that if one forbids staff to look upon them, it is not staff who is intimidated.
just sayin…

The Californian Attorney General will conduct what’s being termed an “inquiry” into former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s alleged misuse of tax payer funds to cover up sexual liaisons.

…”On three differed occasions after the governor arrived alone at the Hyatt Regency, CHP Dignitary Protection Services arrived in their official vehicles, black Ford Crown Victoria sedans – about one to two hours later with one or two young females.

“They’d hurriedly escort the women through the service entrance on the second floor parking garage to the elevator that went to the governor’s private wing… the women would usually stay for two to four hours and either leave through the hotel’s main entrance or be driven away by the CHP in the same official vehicles.”

“out the front door”?!? That’s cold.

But Wait! Things are not always as they seem…

Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s team is slamming back at at National Enquirer story published today

Sacramento Hyatt general manager Ulrich Samietz told the Chronicle in an email that “we do not have any records” of William Taylor — the man who claims in the Enquirer to be the hotel’s former security chief — ever being employed there. …, [second linky] which is owned by American Media Inc. — parent company of the Enquirer [first linky] — is reporting a “bombshell exclusive” that California Attorney General Kamala Harris has launched an “inquiry” into the story. We’ve confirmed from multiple sources that’s false — no such investigation exists. …

Charmed yet?

It would appear that *some* think Ahnold still has a political future. [???!?]


  1. SteveHGraham
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 9:17 am |

    I keep looking for emails from all the people who said I was an idiot when I predicted this guy would embarrass us. I guess they got caught in a spam filter. Same thing will probably happen when Glenn Beck blows up.

  2. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 9:27 am |

    The good ship “California”, her bow just submerging, and the ship commander declares, “All hands on deck to witness a flogging!”

  3. apotheosis
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 9:57 am |

    I’m pretty sure the facepalm is CA’s state tree.

  4. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 10:28 am |

    apo !!!!!
    That deserves a PShop:

  5. mojo
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 10:44 am |

    Harris isn’t doing any inquiry, she’s got enough on her plate trying to stem the arterial flow of senior bureaucrats fleeing her department.

  6. mech
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 7:19 pm |

    Why is this surprising and/or worth more tax dollars?

  7. rickn8or
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 8:42 pm |

    The Governator’s behavior seems to mimic a certain Southern Democrat Governor. Missisippi, Alabama, Arkansas?? One of those. They’re all pretty much the same you know.

    Whatever happened to THAT guy, I dunno…

  8. Posted May 26, 2011 at 9:16 pm |

    Years ago A good friend of mine met Arnold when he was doing car shows, before he shot Conan the Barbarian.. To say he was unimpressed with Arnies people skills would be a giant understatement.. Arnie, litterally hates the “little” people. Can’t stand his fans, the public, it’s all about Mr. Superstar..

    and us mere peasants, bother him, with our unremarkableness or something.. if Arnie can’t lift it, eat it, buy it or *&^* it…..

    he ain’t enterested.

    I’ve heard multiple stories over the years, about him abusing folks around him who can’t fight back.. have never had any use for him as a person at all since my friend clued me in.

  9. gsebes
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 9:24 pm |

    DougM…good one!

  10. Claire: dirty, dirty wingnut
    Posted May 26, 2011 at 11:35 pm |



  11. Spin
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 2:31 am |

    rickn8or, I believe you were referring to this man. But he was GOP, good ole boy network, smoke filled backroom deals ect.

    Daniel Kirkwood “Kirk” Fordice, Jr. (February 10, 1934 – September 7, 2004) was a politician from the U.S. state of Mississippi. He was the 61st Governor of Mississippi from January 14, 1992 until January 11, 2000.

    Fordice’s tenure was also roiled by an extramarital affair with his high school sweetheart Ann G. Creson, which led to his divorce from his wife of 44 years, Pat Fordice. After leaving office, he married Ann, but they also divorced later.
    And yes there was more than one state vehicle involved.

  12. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 2:31 pm |

    After a painstaking statistical analysis concerning Kaliforeigna that I did didn`t do, I came up with the following conclusions, which are consistent with results had I done one. The difference between impeaching and not impeaching a Kali governor is a mere 1%!.

    Gray Davis` job performance was 100% bad and the people impeached him. Aunuld Schwartzenigger`s job performance was 99% bad and the people did not impeach him. Had the Kennedy clan blown the whistle it would have erased the 1%, and Aunuld would have been impeached. But, the kennedy`s valued their *reputation* more than this State so they waited until the “Zippernator” left office before delivering the newspaper wrapped fish!

    The Kaliforeigna legislature. Their status as a RAT party-only is secure, even
    with term limits, so long as they funnel tax revenues to the unions, environazis and illegal mexican aliens. If they run out of tax revenues, they just cook the books & divert attention by forming a minimum of one dozen *commissions* to look into financial solutions. With the skill of a vampire, each commission swiftly finds extra revenues, amazingly, in the exact dollars and cents it takes to pay that *commission*!

    It is the policy of Kaliforeigna to always have women as the senators. They are much more skilled and better at Blow Jobs inside the Beltway (…in spite of Barney Frank threatning to go straight and marry a woman…).

    The lid would ordinarily blow off the pathetic Kali situation, but may not because the Kali fewls again elected MoonBeam Brown as governor, and MB is on record as saying, “I don`t have the slightest notion of what to do……”

    In conclusion: We are 100% fucked, but with some luck, only 99% fucked!