todaze celebrity wtf

32 Comments!

  1. Posted June 7, 2011 at 6:31 pm |

    Shit. That cost me $40 bucks extra last time. I didn’t realize there were people willing to do it for free.

  2. PeggyU
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 6:41 pm |

    It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on. PETA people strike me as perennially pissed off, but Natalie seems to be enjoying this.

  3. Laurence
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 6:42 pm |

    Well, if she was on fire or something, I would be willing to piss on her.

  4. mech
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 6:52 pm |

    Even if their own fur was on fire. . .

    Somehow, sad doesn’t even come close –oh

    I hope it is indeed a fake.

  5. logdogsmith
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 6:53 pm |

    Honey Badger thinks that’s nasty.

  6. mojo
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 6:53 pm |

    They charge extra for that some places, kid.

    Or so I’ve been told.

  7. dick not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 7:06 pm |

    Sick. If she’d go to the San Fran Folsom Street festival, she could sit on a nice clean street instead of a filthy urinal while the pervs piss on her.

  8. Honey Badger
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 7:08 pm |

    Oh yeah, that’s nasty.

  9. Snuffy Smith
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 7:23 pm |

    I think we should take her up on that, but on the way, get about ten buckets of the finest vintage Holstein to add to the bathing process.

  10. Melissa In Texas
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 7:31 pm |

    LOGDOG!
    Bwahahahahahaaaa!
    That is truly nasty!
    It may be over 100 degrees outside during the day, but, fur it is, baby!

  11. The Ugly American
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 7:32 pm |

    Yes, it’s faked.

    Look at the tag on the right hand side.

  12. SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 8:40 pm |

    ^ Ya.Ok Anthony.

  13. PatrickP
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 9:45 pm |

    I’d rather be pissed on than be a sickly vegan hippie with shredded intestines.

  14. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 9:51 pm |

    Heckuva nice urinal if cleaned up and re-plumbed with copper and brass.
    Now excuse me while I go towel-off our heroine. Her blouse seems to be wet, and things are beginning to show through.
    (What? Yeah, I know. It’s fortunate that one of us is a gentleman.)

  15. PeggyU
    Posted June 7, 2011 at 11:56 pm |

    Well, they can just change their name to PEETA.

  16. yeah, that guy
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 12:19 am |

    I hear she had a body double

  17. Hydro2o
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 1:57 am |

    What in the world is with these hollywierd people? What has caused them to have no minds?

    I propose an annual BBQ the People for Eating Tasty Animals BBQ. If animals weren’t made for eating why are they made out of meat?

  18. Chris in NC
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 4:27 am |

    And if this was for some other cause other than some left wing crap, these same people would be screaming about the degrading of women and what not in this ad.

  19. blindshooter
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 4:32 am |

    Nice pissers, looks like the ones in the first school I went to. We won’t allowed to piss on the girls, hell just pulling a pig tail got you a ass whooping.

    Kids could stay out of school for opening day of hunting season and hog killing day back then. That’s whats wrong today, too many people don’t know where their food comes from and when they finally do catch on it grosses them out.

  20. Zipser
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 4:48 am |

    Kim Kardashian, yeah, but Natalie Portman? Come on.

  21. bigviking
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 6:46 am |

    Like who is holding a gun to her head to force her to choose between wearing fur and getting pissed on. Too big a smile, she volunteered. Just Icky……now a campaign with the slogan “I’d rather wear nothing than wear fur” that might get my attention…..

  22. geezerette
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 7:55 am |

    This just so way NOT— her mouth should be open.

  23. Honey Badger
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 7:56 am |

    It’s a shame not everyone reads each others comments. While my opinion of NP is low enough to believe it, KIsPers make a pretty good case above for it being FAKE.

    It is still nasty, and I still don’t give a shit.

  24. satted
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 8:56 am |

    Nice boob shot!…. I know, cheap porn…

  25. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 3:46 pm |

    I would be glad to piss ob PETA folks.

  26. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 4:44 pm |

    Golden Globe, golden shower, what’s the diff?

  27. Merovign
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 5:40 pm |

    I like how they keep ratcheting up these ad campaigns. It’s like they expect people to change their minds because the ad this month is even dumber than the ad last month.

    “Wow, that’s REALLY stupid, I’d better sign up before they kill themselves. But first, I’m gonna go get a burger.”

  28. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 6:24 pm |

    My own WTF Celebrity submission. Maybe “submission” is the wrong word – in their new “vinylanimation” collectibles, as part of the “urban” collection, I saw this for sale at Disneyland today. Nice to see BDSM go mainstream for the kiddies . . .

    http://imgur.com/VFGfP.jpg

  29. Claire: dirty, dirty wingnut
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 8:00 pm |

    PeggyU Winz The InnarToobz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AND The Noo Meme of THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!
    From here foreward…

    ———–

    What HoneyBadger said.

  30. accipiter NW
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 9:07 pm |

    Something about a certain Alaskan who is slammed for hunting from a helicopter makes this story amusing.

  31. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 9:55 pm |

    PeeTA’s big into Whirled Pees, too?

  32. Posted June 8, 2011 at 11:33 pm |

    Well if she feels that strongly about it, I could contribute…