from the mouths of Habibi

“What is that weird hat you are wearing?”

The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.”

“And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man.

“It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body.” said the father.

The son asked, “And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, “These are ‘babouches”, which keep us from burning our feet in the desert.”

“Tell me,” added the boy.

“Yes, my son?”

“Why are you living in Dearborn, Michigan and still wearing all this shit?”

CousinJoe

13 Comments!

  1. Snuffy Smith
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 5:30 am |

    My question is why do the Democrats and their rabid followers continue to bow to the “religion of peace” which would exterminate their most favored special interest group?

    That same “religion” allows for marriage of children under the age of 10 years.

  2. Melissa In Texas
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 5:33 am |

    The kid has a point! Of course, I could say something similar regarding some of the other ethnicities who insist on retaining their culture at all cost.

  3. mech
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 5:38 am |

    True, Melissa.
    Lumps in the melting pot that won’t assimilate.
    Dross that needs to be skimmed off.

  4. Melissa In Texas
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 5:39 am |

    Indeed, mech!

  5. PatrickP
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 6:33 am |

    Haha!

  6. Posted June 13, 2011 at 7:18 am |

    “Because, my son, this is where we’re creating a new desert.”

  7. Claire: dirty, dirty wingnut
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 7:21 am |

    CousinJoe – 10++++++++++++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stilton – *eeeerrtttttetttytegghggh*

  8. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 10:49 am |

    Because my mind is a desert.

    Because if I don’t, you Mom may want to uncover her face. Yuk!

    Because, uhm … Infidel !

    Because I’m a joke.

  9. LLoyd
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 11:43 am |

    Bahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! ! !

  10. Merovign
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm |

    “Dad, we have toilets now, you can stop wearing that diaper.”

  11. Merovign
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 2:58 pm |

    How about they keep the clothes and give up the anti-semitism, misogyny, and pedophilia?

  12. Buzz
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 7:46 pm |

    How about they keep the clothes and give up the anti-semitism, misogyny, and pedophilia?

    ‘Cause then they’d appear to be nothing but unshaven hippies heading to an alcohol-free toga party?

  13. Merovign
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 12:40 am |

    Still an improvement, Buzz.