ToDaZeD Euro-Perceptions

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This is billed as a “mermaid” sculpture Alster lake in Hamburg.

knees?

erm… knees?

11 Comments!

  1. SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 7:46 am |

    Two words: support garment.
    :D

  2. Jess
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 8:05 am |

    Either the mermaid has had surgery, or the intended victim/sex partner needs to come up for air.

  3. icemaned S.A.R.S Czar from Qatar
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 8:55 am |

    It’s a secret sub base.

  4. Jess
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 9:01 am |

    Is that as in “submarine” or as a BDSM term?

  5. PeggyU
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 10:24 am |

    Gonna need a bigger dinghy.

  6. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 10:31 am |

    Word on the lake boat dock: “There is one BIG fucking clam on the bottom(no pun…) between those knees!”

  7. kinlaw
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 12:11 pm |

    I hate to sound like a little girl, but dayum, that thing is scary looking.

  8. Merovign
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 2:40 pm |

    One diver, one air hose, laughs for all.

  9. mech
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 3:30 pm |

    I do not think that word means what he thinks it means.

    Maybe he meant mer made, like constructed in the sea. Meh

    To quote Admiral Akbar, “It’s a trap!”

    THen again the guy is an arteeste, and missed out on studing any classics, or literature of any kind for that matter.

  10. Yatalli
    Posted August 6, 2011 at 9:00 am |

    Just wait until you see the bubbles…

  11. Cheesy
    Posted August 6, 2011 at 11:41 am |

    I’ve heard that between the two islands is a favorite treasure hunting site…