today’s KisP fun facts

…the first nationally representative study of the practice finds — er, confirms — that teen boys, more so than girls, do it early and often

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6 Comments!

  1. Posted August 13, 2011 at 6:11 am |

    I just need 1 or 2 hundred million dollars and then I can do a study on weather beautiful girls will sleep with a guy just because he’s rich.

  2. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 8:26 am |

    80% of boys masturbate, and 20% lie.

  3. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 9:52 am |

    Really, they needed THAT much money to determine who’s beating around the bush and who isn’t?!

  4. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 10:26 am |

    Okay, anyone who’s surprised, raise your hand.
    *ewwww*

  5. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 10:36 am |

    As a boy on the farm in Kaintuck, it was standard operating procedure to take a bath ever Saturday using cold cistern water & homemade lye soap. Reckon I done it wrong when I started dating, because I bathed in a tub BEFORE a date (…no matter the day…). But, I brushed my teef with tooth powder ever day—-so I reckon I wuz 50% safe (snerk,giggle…) For the record, sometime in my early teens I switched to Ipana toothpaste mainly because of a radio commercial that had a neat singin ditty: “Brusha, brusha, brusha—with the new Ipana–etc.—”

    Post script: Due entirely to bein 2/3rds century old, I can attest to the calamity certainty that I am one safe sonofabitch in regards to catchin some bush bumpin gosh-awfuls—–["Wot? Yeah, I know---TMI...." ]

  6. Posted August 13, 2011 at 10:56 am |

    “that teen boys, more so than girls, do it early and often…”

    Play Football????