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WAR-NING: This post is potentially offensive to Afghans.

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Today we are discussing the butt bark. The smoofer. Steppin’ on a duck. The trouser cough. A case of pants geese.

So here’s the news: [Having already been banned from cussing, discussing politics, religion or girls,] audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.
[Read the comments.]

No word on whether the Afghanis will be banned from treating women as goats, treating goats as women, or shooting at a Marine. [Which, I understand, most Marines find deeply offensive.][As do I.]

13 Comments!

  1. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 5:32 am |

    Someone grill me some onions and point me at Kabul . . .

    (Uh, that’s my, well, trigger . . . you know)

  2. mech
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 6:16 am |

    And afghans’ farts don’t make a sound?

  3. Melissa In Texas
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 6:21 am |

    We could pitch in an send a case of stink bombs

  4. SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 7:24 am |

    I fart in the general direction of Afghanistan.
    ( Sometimes Mecca )

  5. SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 8:05 am |

    …as if I’d evar.

  6. Posted August 26, 2011 at 8:22 am |

  7. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 8:37 am |

    Is Barney Frank off the Afghanistan-junket list, too?

    My analysis? Some desk jockey read an article/book on the topic of Arab culture and decided that this mosque-rules derivative sounded all enlightened’n stuff.
    Actually, I think some Muslim was pullin’ a guys finger leg, but the guy didn’t get the joke.

    Srsly, the thesaurus in the comments if truly impressive.

  8. Snuffy Smith
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 9:33 am |

    Send beer, Nalley’s Walla Walla onion chili, and hard boiled eggs to our men and women in uniform.

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 9:41 am |

    Females = no *pressure*, real or imaginedl. Trained from birth, reference-SBDs!

  10. howardfrombroward
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 3:21 pm |

    aren’t these “offended” folks the same ones sticking their rear ends up in the air for obviously venting something or other in the name of allah five times a day?

  11. PeggyU
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 8:09 pm |

    Can we send them a copy of Blazing Saddles, pretty please?

  12. LLoyd
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 8:14 pm |

    This ain’t the war Ike fought.

  13. Snuffy Smith
    Posted August 27, 2011 at 1:44 pm |

    Wasn’t Bonny Fwank caught “clearing his throat” on national news the other day? He’d better watch out, because him and his butt buddys are first on the Muslim’s extermination list, should the Marxist Democrats ever approve of Sharia Law.

    And Why the F*ck isn’t NOW saying anything about the horrible abusive ways the he-man Muslims treat women?

    Their stated objective, written all over their “Holy Book”, is to take over the world and kill ALL infidels. These ass talkers are serious about it, and even that glaring fact is hidden by the lying Marxist bastards in the MSM, including the supposed “right wing” Fox News.

    It ain’t gonna get any better as long as the White House is full of these maggots.