todaze desperate celebrity wtf needs eye washers


( * )

17 Comments!

  1. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 9:33 am |

    Kathy Griffin was later arrested for reckless endangerment of a worker, workplace sexual harassment, and hagging the innocent.
    She was also sued by the window washer, since he is now blind.
    His working partner is also suing for workman’s compensation, because he cannot now wash a window one handed while his other hand is covering his eyes in fear of a repeat performance.
    The Acme safety harness company also sent a notice to all customers notifying them that this sort of thing is not covered by their warranty.
    The window manufacturer is standing by this particular model of bullet-proof glass, however, as a valid demonstration of its toughness.

  2. Andouille
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 10:06 am |

    Photoshopped. She hasn’t looked that good, ever.

  3. Posted September 12, 2011 at 10:29 am |

    The last thing the window washer saw before plunging to his death…

  4. SondraK, TEA Party zombie
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 10:43 am |

    Brainz washer! Brainz washer!

  5. bocopro
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 10:59 am |

    Would it be wrong of me to call a female a broke-dick?

  6. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 11:22 am |

    Wooo …
    It’s not often that I get to use the same pic in sequential post comments (see below):


    ~ From today over at I Hate the Media. ~

  7. Lucius Severus Pertinax
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 11:29 am |

    “The last thing the window washer saw before plunging to his death”

    He didn’t plunge….
    He hurled.

  8. SondraK, TEA Party zombie
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 11:33 am |

    ^ LOL!!!

  9. mojo
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 1:01 pm |

    “Your husband’s not dead, lady – he’s HIDING!”
    – The Ref

  10. Posted September 12, 2011 at 1:16 pm |

    She has a BIG head ! Both Literally and Figuratively.

    Her inner ugly is seeping out of her pores…. what a classless clownette.

  11. Posted September 12, 2011 at 2:51 pm |

    The only comment I could come up with for that picture is extremely inappropriate for the day after the tenth anniversary of 9/11 so I’m not going to share it.

    I will however confess that, inappropriate or not, I’m laughing anyway.

  12. Old Bull 55
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 3:34 pm |

    That’s one fugly cuntch….

  13. MCPO
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 4:25 pm |

    Cretinous whore.

    She typifies why “actors” were not allowed in polite society prior to the 1930s. Surveying the current landscape convinces me we should return to a time when they were required to refrain from consorting with the rest of us.

  14. Paul
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 4:34 pm |

    Hey…

    I was that window washer and I yelled, “Chive on!”

  15. logdogsmith
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 5:26 pm |

    It’s like I took a cold swim.

  16. Posted September 12, 2011 at 9:12 pm |

    Somebody needs to tell her.

  17. bigviking
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 6:34 am |

    Doug (6)..remove the nifty headband and that is what it is like when I get shots in the eye every month. Two needles in each eye. That being said, I would still rather have them than look at the sea hag.
    Hey, Harbor freight has a sale on eye sand blasters…..free shipping…