whatta load


Finish your assignment! »

22 Comments!

  1. logdogsmith
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 11:05 am |

    Let me guess: Photo 1 = How it was reported.

    Photo btf = raw photo.

  2. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 11:11 am |

    [insert joke about shoplifting]

  3. Posted October 25, 2011 at 11:15 am |

    Old Man: “Honey this man is tring to take our wagon”
    President: “Don’t worry, I just gonna give it to some people who don’t have enough pumpkins.”

  4. Posted October 25, 2011 at 11:17 am |

    Moochelle: ” Here’s your shair”

  5. logdogsmith
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 11:24 am |

    Carefull, Moosh. Them aren’t really Benoit balls.

  6. Tom Smith
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 11:34 am |

    SEE! SEE! Shirt sleeves rolled up! GAY!

  7. dick not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 12:24 pm |

    Uhbama probably steals shopping carts too.

  8. TimO
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 12:33 pm |

    White pumpkins? If I carved up black pumpkins and left them by the door I’d be charged as racist…

  9. Posted October 25, 2011 at 1:05 pm |

    Even the second photo was doctored. Here’s the original:

  10. SondraK, TEA Party zombie
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 1:14 pm |

    ^ You saw that too!!!!!!!! :D

  11. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 3:07 pm |

    Excuse me, but did we EVER see W doing shit like this?

    Clearing brush back in Crawford, yes, but Hallowe’en photo-ops? (er … shopping trips …)

    (Yanno, back when I first found the porch, I commented on some Lympian pissing/moaning about how Bush spent “a year’s worth of weekends and holidays away from work”, which of course meant he spent roughly 52×2=104+12=116 days away and 2804 days at the office. Wonder what that mook thinks of the mook-in chief?)

  12. LLoyd
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm |

    Uh, where is he and when was this? What a fargin joke!
    This is not something you would have ever seen the Messiah doing. Bhahaaaaaa

  13. Bruce
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm |

    Michelle: I got some testicle sized pumpkins!

    Reporter: The President’s testicles are that big?

    Michelle: No silly. Mine are. His are pumpkin seed sized.

  14. geezerette
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 5:56 pm |

    They’re for paaee– oh ya it’s sweet potater paaee — never mind–check out all the protecters on the street while all the traffic is held up so they can be just like us and buy their pumpkins from a road side bumpkin patch.

  15. Fat Baxter
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 6:29 pm |

    I could say something snarky like “watermelons must be out of season,” but I won’t. No, not me. No sirree….

  16. mech
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 7:36 pm |

    OMG

    (Oh My Gourd)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Who was sleeping at the pumpkin cannon a half mile away?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Gourd Grief, Charlie Brown,

    Have those been x-rayed?

  17. mech
    Posted October 25, 2011 at 9:52 pm |

    There’s a nursery rhyme in there somewhere.

    Wookie verses?

  18. Hopefulone
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 2:47 am |

    That does look like a public road, with a stream of royal black SUV’s blocking it. The problem predates the wookie and her melonhead but it’s worse when you know they hold America in contempt.

  19. Independent Voter
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 5:38 am |

    Halloween is a pagan holiday celebrating satanic things.

    It doesn’t surprise me that this fraudulent President celebrates it.

  20. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 9:52 am |

    Mooschelle selected 2 punkins, while subconsciously thinking about *Cheney`s crotch*……..

  21. dick not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 10:24 am |

    That place is on Mercury Blvd, a heavily travelled highway in Hampton Virginia. They prolly used nearby Langley AFB to get there. At $400,000 each, those pumpkins are a bargain. Uhbama and Wookie, not so much. They cost trillions.

  22. Posted October 26, 2011 at 10:30 am |

    Gwillie, you win the Internet.

    Stilton, sorry – you are very close, but the automatic gag reflex kicked in and spoiled the laugh. ‘Twas a genuine guffaw, too.