ToDaZeD Random Idea

needs more coffee, huh?

Is it time yet for a response movement of ladies of a certain age to gather at the #Occupy encampments in various city-owned parks with signs like;

Simmer Down and Get A Job

Get Off Our Lawn

Contribute a USEFUL Idea, willya?

Quit Griping and Do Something Constructive

Yeah. Is Your Room Cleaned?


  1. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 3:02 pm |

    If the ladies of a certain age happen to have been the counter-culture Flower Children w at least one tour at Haight-Ashbury in Frisco or in a commune, then are not they the problem?

    I happen to know ONE woman, Headmissey, who saved herself from a real bad youth, so bad, she is 1 out of 1000 to successfully do so!

    She would be the perfect woman for the snots. Except for 2 REASONS!
    1) These snots WILL stop listening the moment she says something counter to their brainwashing!
    2) NOBODY is paying DRAK, her mimimum Fee, to do this! (Which, *I* would advise be 1/2 mil/per session) 50 fucking minutes….

    BECAUSE of reasons 1 & 2: DRAK WILL OPEN FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. SondraK, TEA Party zombie
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 3:27 pm |

    I still think Stilton’s ” I’m old enough to remember when occupation meant a job” is teh winning.

  3. SondraK, TEA Party zombie
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 4:34 pm |

    Mr. Colonel Jerry, SIR!!! with all due respect, I don’t think Claire was referring to ME when she spoke of “women of a certain age” unless she meant 29 7/16ths……..and I don’t think she did.

  4. mech
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 5:06 pm |

    I think she meant at least 29-15/32nds at least.

    They can bring the heavy weapons as well, like fresh, hot chocolate chip cookies and milk.

    Teh ownsies will be totally disarmed and advance to maturity instead of twosies.

  5. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 5:38 pm |

    Two words:
    rolling pins
    (What? Like Missy’s avatar? Yeah, exactly.)

  6. Claire: barbarian, etc
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 7:56 pm |

    naah. Headmissy has a coupla decades left to serve in the Junior Brigade.

    Yanno — the gals who politely carry the lawn chairs, coolers and other heavy items for the ladies of a certain age. And kick-boxes the heads of bothersome hippies, ruffians and other uncouth persons.