don’t try this at home

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20 Comments!

  1. PeggyU
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 5:52 pm |

    Way to celebrate rabies month!

    We have 5 raccoons that show up nightly on our patio. We don’t feed them, but I think some of the neighbors must be doing it. Fun to watch, but I don’t really want to encourage their visits.

  2. Posted November 14, 2011 at 6:02 pm |

    Is that a guy or a girl, if it’s a guy I’m thinking “low budget sex change procedure”

  3. Posted November 14, 2011 at 6:34 pm |

    At least he covered his junk in brocoli. Safety first people! Heh

  4. Ty Coon
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 6:37 pm |

    That’s O.K. but we racoons are omnivorous,and don’t take kindly to being vegans. Just think of us as a small version of your typical black bear when we’ve had enough of your carrot sticks.

  5. Mumblix Grumph
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 6:39 pm |

    That’s dangerous! Those raccoons could catch something. Where the hell is PETA?

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 6:47 pm |

    Too bad What’s My Line isn’t on TV anymore.
    What’s my line?
    Coonilingus.
    They wouldn’t dare say it.

  7. mojo
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 7:18 pm |

    I sure hope that’s a PS.

    BTW: It’s probably nothing

  8. mech
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 8:00 pm |

    Occupy without all the silly signs.

    However I do see police and paramedics in the immediate future.

  9. Hopefulone
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 8:18 pm |

    “…and presents only a slightly higher than average chance of contracting a terrible pathogenic infection.”

    What happens if you run out of “food” while they’re still coming?

    Where do these people come from?

  10. Posted November 14, 2011 at 8:56 pm |

    ^^In this case, just a goofy kid is what I think. :)

  11. apotheosis
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 9:12 pm |

    #OccupyRaccoonCity

    braaaaaaaaaaaaaains….

  12. SherryM
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 9:36 pm |

    Raccoon 1 This tastes funny, Raccoon 3 Yeah it tastes like hippy.

  13. Claire: barbarian, etc
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 10:09 pm |

    Sticky, drunk and infested with ‘coons in no way to go thru life, young lady!

  14. Spin
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 4:05 am |

    Should someone get a carrot count after this is over?

  15. Stick
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 5:50 am |

    Have you ever heard a coon fight? Wouldn’t want to be at ground zero when two of those guys went at it.

  16. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 9:26 am |

    Cute and deranged are certainly Darwinian factors.
    Fortunately for her, so are duct tape, company, and lights.

    I predict that she will not allow her children to do this.
    Well, not the second one, anyway.

  17. geezerette
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 9:53 am |

    I hope they’ve had their fill when all the garbage is gone.

  18. PeggyU
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 10:17 am |

    I wonder if raccoons are the only thing she’ll attract? I saw a possum and a skunk, once, going at it over a bagel. Skunk won.

  19. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 10:55 am |

    Now, go play with the cute monkeys.

  20. SherryM
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 3:48 pm |

    I wonder if raccoons are the only thing she’ll attract? I saw a possum and a skunk, once, going at it over a bagel. Skunk won.

    Comment by PeggyU — November 15, 2011 @ 10:17 am

    My brother and his friend went squirrel hunting, they got back with one squirrel. My brothers friend went to skin it, it “came back to life” and proceeded to skin him. I can imagine what something bigger would do.