so there’s that


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18 Comments!

  1. J.T.
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 11:53 pm |

    Wait, was he in Behind the Green Tentflap??

  2. mech
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 12:00 am |

    that little scruff will run off their lips if John Bolton is in the same town.

  3. SondraK, TEA Party zombie
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 1:12 am |

    J.T. !!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 4:13 am |

    HIV lips?

  5. Posted November 27, 2011 at 7:37 am |

    From the self embarrassing photos of Weiner, it seems that is all that those two have in common !!!

  6. Claire: barbarian, etc
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 7:42 am |

    HorryClap! She was Pregnant!

    …wtf is up with that dress?!?

  7. Posted November 27, 2011 at 8:46 am |

    Worst facial hair since Yasser Arafat.

  8. Darrell
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 9:34 am |

    Similar?
    Well, I think they’re both made up of hair. But the similarity stops there.

  9. Posted November 27, 2011 at 10:33 am |

    Except for the fact that one of ‘em has a digitized halo — just who are these people? Should we know?

  10. Posted November 27, 2011 at 10:44 am |

    I always called the Air Force mustache, seems the popular do for Airmen.

  11. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 12:13 pm |

    Weiner was the recipient of a Dirty Sanchez.
    His (former?) wife looks like an Egyptian tomb drawing. Weird.

  12. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm |

    Wollf (10)
    *heh* Yeah, the AF reg says (well, said, back in my day) that the ‘stache had to be above and between the corners of the mouth. Being a kid didn’t help.
    Of course, Col Robin Olds got away with a good old-military handlebar (but, like me, he shaved the mustache for official personnel-file photos).

  13. Fat Baxter
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 4:15 pm |

    Like me, he shaved the mustache for official personnel-file photos

    Hell, for my official photos, I shaved it off completely.

    Robin Olds got away with that because he was a cool-breeze fighter pilot. Everyone else had to play by the rules (not sayin’ there was a double standard, or anything like that. No sirree…..)

  14. Posted November 27, 2011 at 5:05 pm |

    We, and forgive me Colonel, and Mike and all the other Jarhead, Leatherneck, Bastid Brothers here on the Porch, ….

    “Facial hair, in the Field only”…… And even then it’s not allowed. :)

  15. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 6:49 pm |

    Fat Baxter (13)
    Yeah, “off completely” is what I meant.
    Re: Olds. The brass’ attitude seemed to have been, “Well, you go write ‘im up.”
    Besides, they needed a fighter jock with some PR swagger.

    Re: Weiner. I’ve seen better mustaches on female airmen.

    Now, let’s talk the quality of Zumwalt-Navy beards compared to SF beards.

  16. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 8:33 pm |

    Brigader General Robin Olds returned to the US and met the USAF Chief of Staff, General McConnell. The general`s first words to Olds were to point at his mustache and order, “Get rid of that!” Olds replied “Yes Sir!”

    For a while the Air Force celebrated “Mustache March” annually, but now it is down to the retired pilots….

    For those, not military, to be selected for promotion to Brigader General( 1-star) and then never get promoted, at least, to major general (2-star) means the officer either did something considered bad or proved unsuitable in general-grade duties and responsibilities….

  17. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 8:59 pm |

    HorryClap! She was Pregnant!

    OMG: I did *not* need to see that! Now I’m digging under my sink looking for the eye-bleach –> I need to un-see that. Mind bleach too!

  18. Freddie Sykes #OccupyAquaVerde
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 10:58 pm |

    I’m sorry. but I just don’t think Tony measures up.