best. street. fight. ever

the law of gross tonnage* applies
(language alert, spew alert, butt crack alert, smotherage risk alert)
no cigarettes were harmed in the making of this video


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Plus, plussss, the pussy is saved from the badass by a little guy in a polo shirt and glasses.
bwahahahahaha!

* Cultural ref BTF

also via Holger Awakens

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* Nautical rules of the road, notwithstanding … bigass gets the right of way.
This was explained to me in great detail by a yacht-club commodore after a pram regatta (8′ sailboats piloted by kids … i.e. me) on the Saginaw River when a lake freighter came through the race course on a calm-wind afternoon. Something about “F**k the race rules ! Paddle, you stupid …!”

18 Comments!

  1. Posted December 2, 2011 at 11:46 am |

    No More! This does not happen often enough.

  2. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 11:47 am |

    I’m speechless.

  3. Barry
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 11:55 am |

    That’s pathetic.

  4. Posted December 2, 2011 at 11:59 am |

    Too bad though, that not a single of his teeth weren’t knocked down his punk, woman hitting throat.

  5. mojo
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 12:44 pm |

    “I WASN’T SCREAMING!”
    “Yes you was. I heard you all the way down there. You was screaming ‘Help, help, somebody get this bitch offa me!’…”

  6. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 1:28 pm |

    “Chester! Go git Marshall Dillion, CHESTER!!!!! Git offa me Miss Kitty—Bitch (KA-FUCKING POW!)

    Next scene: LeRoy in open pine box, leaning up against hardware store. “He hit my shit Marshall.” “Wal, in that case Miss Kitty, this case is closed.”

    Later at the saloon bar: “You got a free one comin, Marshall”
    Marshall Dillion blushes bright red and says: “Awwwww golllll-lee, Miss Kitty!” (…pushes hat back on head while looking down and making circles w toe of cowboy boot..spur gently jingling…)

    Commercial break: “Seeee the USA, in your Chevrolet, Americ” “Ping” tee vee: o.f.f.

    God, I miss the good old days…..

  7. geezerette
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 1:56 pm |

    She gets ejected from the game and the next 2 games and has to pay a $5,000.00 fine. She was the last one to throw a punch. There will be a 15yard penalty for unnecessary ruffness.
    I don’t know what started it— but I feel sorry for her–

  8. Caged Insanity
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 2:02 pm |

    That’s a video that needs a whole lot of context that isn’t available before it’s understandable beyond being the typical urban “hood”.

  9. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 2:08 pm |

    I don’t judge, here. Don’t know what started it. Don’t care.
    I just posted it, ’cause it’s funnier’n snot human v human.
    Didn’t even require a folding chair.

  10. PatrickP
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 2:12 pm |

    These are the people who will be roaming the streets stealing food and hurting people when the shit hits the fan.

  11. JoeBandMember
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 2:33 pm |

    How’d she get her butt cheeks on the front of her like that?

  12. Mumblix Grumph
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 3:41 pm |

    Let me go, t*ts!

  13. SteveHGraham
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 3:50 pm |

    He must have gone to the Saddam Hussein School of Self-Defense.

  14. blindshooter
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 5:38 pm |

    It was disgusting but I couldn’t stop myself from watching it. It’s a sorry world.

  15. Claire: barbarian, etc
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 7:39 pm |

    Later that evening he come up with a bunch of senseless, inarticulate sweet-talk and she let him back up in da house…
    rinse
    repeat

  16. Paul
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 10:04 pm |

    I’m speechless.

    Yea but I’m traumatised!

    I’m not sure what that was except an awful display of big butt and bad language.

  17. Posted December 2, 2011 at 11:52 pm |

    When seconds count the police are only 7 minutes 39 seconds away.

  18. greenlantern2011
    Posted December 3, 2011 at 9:03 pm |

    In case you wanted to know how he got into that position, she obligingly demonstrated it again for those of us late to the fight.
    Yes, another weenie rescued him, but the cruelest humiliation for him was that she was wearing his pants.