Moochelly Grinchmas!


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35 Comments!

  1. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 12:27 pm |

    Perhaps you’ll recognize the hairdo & halos
    from this old cartoon:

  2. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm |

    It’s that “fly” hair and the fat ass…
    I was dyin’ as I read this!
    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/12/21/gop-congressman-maybe-mooch-shouldnt-hector-us-about-our-weight-seeing-she-has-an-ass-the-size-of-wisconsin/

  3. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm |

  4. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 1:42 pm |

    Oh dear heavens!
    Black is not ALWAYS a slimming color!

  5. PatK
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 2:51 pm |

    Some say her ass grew three sizes that day.

  6. joe
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 3:28 pm |

    Baby got back……

  7. SherryM
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 5:30 pm |

    OMG I mean really OMG!!! And the Grinch pic’s is uncanny. That answers a old question I always had, Why are Dems have a ass as their logo..

  8. rustbucket
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 5:39 pm |

    PatK owes me a new keyboard!

  9. Posted December 22, 2011 at 5:56 pm |

    Jim Sensenbrenner once again proves we Wisconsinites tell it like it is.

    And, yannow, I don’t understand why he had to apologize to old Wide-Load, there…it’s not like he came right out and said she’s a hypocritical see-food-and-I-eat-it gastronomic glutton.

  10. geezerette
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 6:09 pm |

    He didn’t say she doesn’t have one he apologized for say it– I think?

  11. tctsunami
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 6:17 pm |

    I couldn’t see the ring finger, which one is married to Barack?

  12. tctsunami
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 6:25 pm |

    Ah crap, I just clicked on the link.
    MIT….!!! where’s the obligatory NSFNP warning. (Not safe for normal people).
    I think you owe us all a new butt shot. Besides, it’s the time of the season to share….

  13. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 6:26 pm |

    tct…
    I am gonna try to come up with one tomorrow in my new boots
    ;)

  14. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 6:55 pm |

    Sensenbrenner apologized by saying
    1) I’m sorry you have such a big ass.
    2) I’m sorry I said you have as big an ass as you do.
    3) I’m sorry I pointed out your big ass.
    4) I’ll apologize, if she apologize to us for having that big ass.

    ^ Wait … MiTX is gonna do … boooots?!
    [tops-up ice-cube trays, hangs out "do not disturb" sign, clicks on "reload current page" button every 8 seconds ]

  15. Fat Baxter
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 7:26 pm |

    ^ Wait … MiTX is gonna do … boooots?!

    I think this warrants a new sidebar link to a gallery of Melissa’s pics…..

    Just sayin’…..

  16. Posted December 22, 2011 at 7:40 pm |

    Not sayin’ the Wookie has a big ass, but when her pager went off, three Secret Service agents thought she was backing up.

    Besides, if she ever really did need to “haul ass” somewhere, it’d take her three our four trips, at least.

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  17. mech
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 7:40 pm |

    Teh wookie is FAOTUS, after all.

  18. mech
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 7:41 pm |

    Melissa, that will make my week.

  19. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 9:32 pm |

    Moochelle is trying to contribute, make a difference, yannow, leave her mark.
    Truth is The Clown Princess leaves a mark everywhere she sits.

  20. The Ugly American
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 10:57 pm |

    Best.thread.ever.

  21. Ironic in Denver
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:04 am |

    No need to worry further (unless she’s backing up, Jim) because she has just discovered the practicality of putting herself first….

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/12/23/michelle_obama_practical_to_put_myself_higher_on_my_priority_list.html

    ….so her behavior (and ass) will be all different now…
    ….different somehow….
    ….different how?

  22. JoeBandMember
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 10:04 am |

    On, Wisconsin. No apologies, no surrender.

  23. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 8:50 pm |

    OBoBo was trying to get the umbrella over the gate as a distraction for Mooseshelle`s empanage not fitting thru…………………

  24. Ironic in Denver
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:28 pm |

    MiT (13): just in time for Christmas!

  25. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:30 pm |

    It may have to be tomorrow night… I gotta finish these damn rum balls I committed to make!

  26. Ironic in Denver
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:39 pm |

    GASP!!! OMG!! I Clicked on MiT’s link! I wouldn’t have done that if tctsunami hadn’t said not to.

    That is NOT the size of Wisconsin. It’s the size of freaking Alaska. No wonder they hate Sarah Palin. She (a) doesn’t look like that, and (b) doesn’t lecture other people about what to eat. I think M.O.’s entire eating campaign is a major case of projection. You know, where one projects onto others one’s own damn issues….

  27. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:39 pm |

    Why do I feel like I need to join the ‘Lympian turd ball rolling class?

  28. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:41 pm |

    BTW…. saw TSO Wednesday night…
    AWESOME!
    https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2858649382557.153037.1149317227&type=1&l=48037e412f

  29. mech
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:55 pm |

    Melissa, were there helicopters at the end?

    I had the fortune of seeing them earlier this fall and like them better than Mannheim Steamroller.

    Do you have any dung beetles out there? But rum balls would be out of their class—though with training. . .

    *drunk dung beetles* whata picture

  30. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:58 pm |

    ^remind me not to sample as I roll^
    yeesh!
    They say a good rum ball will give you a buzz….

  31. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:59 pm |

    BTW… Mannheim Steamroller has NOTHING on TSO!

  32. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 10:00 pm |

    Bahahahahahaaaa!
    Drunk dung beetles….
    Gimme a roll here, fellas ;)
    I am thinking I shoulda gone with powdered sugar rather than the red sugar.
    My palms are all red!

  33. mech
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 10:06 pm |

    I hear my niece made some with a bit of red chile. The hot sneaks up on you at the end.

    I’ll find out tomorrow and let you know.

  34. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 10:13 pm |

    Ooooooooooooh!
    Mech, that sounds wonderful.
    The group I am making these for are a bunch of wimps not from around here and cannot handle any sort of “heat”.
    They freaked out on my dark chocolate cayenne cake.
    It is a Texas thing that tastes like a chocolate red hot!

  35. JoeBandMember
    Posted December 24, 2011 at 10:38 am |

    Speaking of “hauling ass”, It took two planes to get them all to Hawaii for their multi million dollar vacation at our expense.