looks like someone needs a vacation

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  1. SteveHGraham
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 9:54 am |

    I just love Morgan Freeman.

  2. Shivas Irons
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 9:57 am |

    Debra, my far better half, was just saying how old he looks. I guess droning 2,000 AQ’s and avoiding dealing with Left, and Gitmo, tiring. I retorted to her that ones hair usually falls out living with all the mistruths he’s spewing.

    His line about “decimating” AQ very funny. Foolin’ his fools so easy. Look up Decimate; it means letting 90% of a losing army kill 10% of themselves. An old Roman trick.

    Can you imagine if Bush did same? Hell, it would be called the “greatest recruiting tool since the signing bonus”. Obama just wants to keep Holder out of the news; and to stop any trials in the States before November.

    Our bureaucrat in chief can use a henna rinse. Fuck him.

    ps. it would have been nice in the Presser he left for Military if he’d said something like, “We still have enough to kill you dead, very dead.” Instead he talked about training and alliances and leadership then walked briskly from room before questions begun being asked… you know, classic Barryesque delegation as he goes back to his room to grab some Pepto and puff on a Kool.

  3. Posted January 5, 2012 at 10:19 am |

    I dunno. It looks like he has a pretty good tan, but then again, a little time in the crossbar hotel may do him some good. I know it would make me feel better.

  4. Posted January 5, 2012 at 10:24 am |

    pResidentin’ is Hard…

    He looks like Hell!

  5. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 10:32 am |

    The makeup tech was sent down to the minors.
    Any chance of media/Hollywit John Boehner orange-skin jokes?

  6. SteveHGraham
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 10:46 am |

    That reminds me. What ever happened to Ted Williams?

  7. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 10:50 am |

    Also …
    golf will do that to ya.

    … and so will Michelle.

  8. Posted January 5, 2012 at 10:55 am |

    ^^ Heh, that’s why wouldn’t do ether…

  9. Shivas Irons
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 10:55 am |

    …so will Michelle.

    Michele is reason for the Golfing.

    I speak from experience.

    I refer to the day I joined my local club as the “first day of my last divorce”. Men like busting balls into the distance; not having their’s handed to them, with malice.

  10. bocopro
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 10:56 am |

    Vacation? VACATION??!! My ass!

    What he needs is a friggin subpoena, a size 15 boot up his ass, and a cup of hemlock . . . at noon tomorrow, on all networks, with Rush Limbaugh reporting live.

  11. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 11:26 am |

    Whell shit bocopro, there goes my plan. A fake brochure about cosmic golf course on Kwajaleen Atoll. Git him to helo on to it. Then, mine the waters 360 degrees around the atoll, 20 kilometers thick, EMP all the comm, take all the gitmo prisoners there & give em each a crate of the latest Stinger handheld anti air missiles, and finally, alert the Chink Navy to send subs around the mines outer limit & declare nobody gets in, except Plugs Biden w emergency food supplies…..(…I even have a map….)

  12. bocopro
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 11:45 am |

    Yeah, I got somethin today I’d like to share with him:

    Some time yesterday, probably around noon or slightly thereafter, I apparently ingested a remarkable substance with quite bizarre chemical and physical properties. Not a clue to what it was, but its molecular structure obviously provides it with quite conspicuous and occasionally startling characteristics.

    While confined in darkness by a flexible tube at approximately 98 degrees Fahrenheit without breathable air, the substance is able to alter its material state from semi-solid to liquid to gas, return to semi-solid, back to gas, liquid again, more semi-solid, then gas, more liquid, and so on at will for indeterminate periods.

    At times the transformation produces minor explosions, rather spectacular audio effects, and sometimes a pressure increase to system redline. Surprisingly the product, regardless of which state it appears in, is odorless and quite unremarkable, offering no clues to its origin or the source of its spontaneous and occasionally alarming episodic conversions.

    Except with him I’d like it extended, in perpetuity, with olfactory augmentation.

  13. Posted January 5, 2012 at 12:28 pm |

    I think it’s a double, ala Saddam/Uday/et al. I forget the arabic word for it but it literally means “bullet catcher”. He needs one.

    And check-out The Devil’s Double on Redbox/Netflix/whatever. First hand account by one of Uday’s former doubles.

    BTW: As long as I’m shilling for Redbox, use their online thing to peruse what’s there, coming up, etc. Reserve it, enter your zipcode, and it will tell you where the nearest one is, and it will be waiting for you. It’s also $1.00 that way instead of $1.20. I highly recommend The Debt w/Helen Mirren as a Mossad agent in East Berlin in the 60′s. Action thriller with a helluva story to go with it.

  14. Paladin
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 12:46 pm |

    Is that a picture of one of them “colored” folks?

  15. ace
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 3:05 pm |

    He’s starting to look like a really tanned Pierre Trudeau (gawd help you …)

  16. geezerette
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 3:37 pm |

    From the looks of him he must have gotten some good Mowee Wowee.

  17. Lance
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 3:59 pm |

    bocopro, (12) the only reaction I’m getting to your
    scientific, chemical, biological, gastro-intestinal & maybe emotional episode
    with the mystery substance, is that you swallowed some alka-seltzer
    before it was fully dissolved. But that wouldn’t account for all the changing
    states & reactions you described! Plus the ‘splosions! Have you notified the
    FDA so they can outlaw whatever it is!

  18. Posted January 5, 2012 at 4:12 pm |

  19. bocopro
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 4:19 pm |

    Naw, Lance . . . tho some of the peeps I chat with blame it on Pi’pino food, I’m pretty much convinced it’s the Grays’ experiments on humans that’s doin it.

    Just to be safe, tho, I’m gonna knock off the green onions and garlic and some other stuff for a few days, then have a coupla siopao on a clean gut and see if that’s it.

    After all, I am in my 70s, and the wife bought some siopao from a lady she’s never gotten it from before. Or it could just be the fact that I had a house fulla grandkritters for two weeks . . . no tellin what kinda crud they dragged in that’s been steepin in my gut.

  20. ZZMike
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 5:40 pm |

    Speakin’ of our Glorious Leader…. This one’s for COL Jerry, DougM, and the usual crowd. Obama needs just one more term to complete the destruction of the country.

    Two items from today’s news:
    1. The Obama budget will severely cut back the military.
    Defense Cuts
    “… the administration’s goal of trimming defense spending by about $480 billion over the next decade. If Congress cannot come to an agreement on how to cut the federal deficit, the Pentagon budget could be forced to shrink by as much as $1 trillion.”

    2. Bill Gertz of the Washington Times reports that President Barack Obama has indicated he is prepared to convey information about secret American missile defense technology to Russia:
    Obama to Share Missile Defense Secrets With Russia?

    “… Mr. Obama said restrictions aimed at protecting top-secret technical data on U.S. Standard Missile-3 velocity burnout parameters might impinge on his constitutional foreign policy authority.”

    Those of you who have been in the service know what “Top Secret” means, and why things get that classification. For everybody else, here’s the definition:

    “(Mil.) containing information whose disclosure could result in grave danger to the national security – the highest of the three commonly known levels of national security classification.”

    (There are other kinds of “Secret”; most are variations of the above.)

    There are more than a few people doing long-term prison sentences for giving away Secrets (Aldrich Ames, Robert Hanssen, Jonathan Jay Pollard – among others).

    They need company.

  21. Posted January 5, 2012 at 5:44 pm |

    This gives me an idea for a going-away present for him come November – let’s all get together and each send him a big bottle of Grecian Formula – not only will it eliminate the gray, it’ll also make his personal finances collapse.

  22. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 5:48 pm |

    “From the looks of him he must have gotten some good Mowee Wowee”

    OWIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
    I’ve never seen it written before, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. mech
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 7:24 pm |

    I don’t have a current 64 color box of crayolas–what color is that?

  24. Paul
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 9:00 pm |

    Hopefully there is Change in 2012 (and I don’t mean the end of the world.)

    In Nov. we have a chance, and a good one at that, to give Prez. Dickweed a open ended vacation so he can play golf and yuck it up with Jimmy Carter.

  25. Fat Baxter
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 9:37 pm |

    ZZMike: “The Obama budget will severely cut back the military.

    That’s called “Smart Defense.” Compliments the Hildebeest’s “Smart Power.” I am not making this up — see page 3: (just released today)

    http://www.defense.gov/news/Defense_Strategic_Guidance.pdf

  26. dick
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 9:38 pm |

    He doesn’t look well. Is he dead yet?
    No? Too bad.
    I guess he’s discovered that presidentin’ is hard and isn’t all catered parties, golf, and unlimited free airline miles.
    He’s also realized that millions of Americans are not stupid like he wished and have dedicated a song to him:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw-m4jEY-Ns

  27. Posted January 5, 2012 at 11:34 pm |

    Great comment Wolff!
    Hog-totally second that The Debt recommendation! Watched it last weekend. I think I may watch it again. Really powerful film!

  28. Posted January 5, 2012 at 11:36 pm |

    Oh and I totally forgot to say-what’s up with Bambi’s forehead? It looks like he had too much Botox or something weird. Something is more off than usual with him.

  29. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 11:48 pm |

    ^ I know. It’s extra freaky. WTF?

  30. Lance
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm |

    The more I look at that piccy of O’Bambam, the more I
    think it’s a double!! If that’s true, where’s the real O’BamBam??
    What was that famous moobie ’bout a double??

  31. Bruce
    Posted January 8, 2012 at 5:54 pm |

    Maybe he should go to somewhere different.

    Somewhere nice and warm, you know, like, say, Hawaii.

    Oh, wait a minute…………………

  32. bocopro
    Posted January 8, 2012 at 5:57 pm |

    Hawaii, yes. But to be more specific, someplace REALLY warm . . . say, Kilauea?