Comments on: textbook twofer

By: Another Bob

Another Bob — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:24:09 +0000

Must be that new-fangled HTML5.

By: ZZMike

ZZMike — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:05:19 +0000

DougM & geezerette: There’s an old saying: “Don’t resent growing old. Many people are denied the privilege.”

mojo: I get new comments by eMail. Here’s the way that link shows up:

“http://www.adn.com/2012/01/22/2277726/wife-stops-moose-stomping-with.html”

I knew you cound do a lot of stuff with the new HTML, but stopping a moose? Like wow, man, that’s gnarly.

By: geezerette

geezerette — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:56:54 +0000

Old is great!! You should be happy to get there but 64 and 65 is NOT old!! They haven’t even started to get old— they got a lota olden to go b/4 they can say they’re old.

By: Rocketftc

Rocketftc — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:00:01 +0000

They hang horse thieves…glad to see we can now shoot bicyle thieves. My current race bike is worth more than the first 3 cars I drove combined.

By: Ironic in Denver

Ironic in Denver — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:33:37 +0000

(8 + 9 + 10) = so as more time passes (no “old” shit here!) I should get a bigger gun?

By: John Venlet

John Venlet — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:40:59 +0000

Stories like those two reinforce my pride in just becoming a Grandpa.

By: DougM (jackassophobe)

DougM (jackassophobe) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:24:29 +0000

Thunderbottom (8)
*heh* Yeah, and the law usually considers age difference when the question of “feared for my life” arises.

So, when attackin’ old folk, remember this:
• If their fists don’t look too tough, they’ll prob’ly use something more effective.
• The law gives ‘em a huntin’ license for punks.
• Hey, to them, a life sentence all that long.

Geezerette (9)
Whataya got against “old?”
“Old” takes a lot more time, experience, and skill than bein’ young.
Gettin’ old has been one of my top priorities.
“Old” is win.
Well, it beats the heck out’a second place, anyway.

By: geezerette

geezerette — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:19:34 +0000

OLD!!!!!! what’s this old shit?????????????

By: Thunderbottom

Thunderbottom — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:36:28 +0000

Never pick a fight with an old guy. Being too old (and too tired) to fight, he'll just kill you.

By: mojo

mojo — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:04:18 +0000

Anything can be a weapon, you just need resourcefulness, pluck and determination.