How long is the woman in law school? Her entire natural life?

Is there such a thing as a sold gold platinum IUD?

I think they must be confusing contraception with over-billing: you know, where they charge you $350/hour for thinking about contraception while they are in the shower, driving down the street, eating lunch, etc.

“Without insurance coverage, contraception, as you know, can cost a woman over $3,000 during law school,” Fluke told the hearing.

So that’s how they get so good at screwing people?

Thanks, liberals, for treating it as a cheap spectator sport. You’ve elevated and enriched the culture.

This will also provide connivence and efficiency at the local cat house: just scan it in and billing (they have your credit card of course) will be automatic. You know, there in the little room the conversation could go like this:

Him: “I want (whatever).”
Service person (of either sex): “Okay, but that’s extra, just hold it out while I use my portable WiFi scanner….”

With 3G enabled scanners, this could even be a boon to street walkers….

Funny, but I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised, given the SCOAMF probably can’t get off without his own left hand and a mirror.

Kids are being encouraged to report sex acts. Well, wow.

Maybe I’ll just log in and report that I’ve done it on the office desk of every Democratic state senator in the entire northwest….

Of course, if he’d put something like this in the book, it would have been laughed out of existence.