out: stay out of my wombedroom….

in:

Stop the Vaginocide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7 Comments!

  1. Ironic in Denver
    Posted March 15, 2012 at 11:02 pm |

    1) I’m slow. Is that video an intentional mockery of Fluke (and law students) or an accidental one?

    2) The demonstrator with the sign in the Finish Your Assignment does not appear to be Ukrainian. I am deeply disappointed.

  2. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 7:19 am |

    None are more hopelessly overcharged than those who falsely believe they are getting it for free.” — me

    More Portia Maidenhead! That was snarkily delicious.
    Yeah, boycott everything!
    Wait, I mean girlcott.
    (What? Yeah, that does sound kind’a slutty, dunnit?)

    Truism of the day:
    Everything sounds slutty, if you say it right.” — me

    PS: “The elephant in the womb” is terrific. Now, that, folks, is a pun !

  3. logdogsmith
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 7:46 am |

    That is “more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo of bacon”!

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/fourth-grader-pens-epic-unicorn-letter-to-local-meteorologist/

  4. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 7:48 am |

    The Epitimy of Insecurity: “Knowing that you might be the first guy to be *initimate* with a girl whose previous encounter was an elephant!” [...and Yeppers, claiming a football is your condom is a non-sequitur...]

  5. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 8:34 am |

    M’kay:

  6. Paul
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 7:29 pm |

    “None are more hopelessly overcharged than those who falsely believe they are getting it for free.” — me

    Damn Doug, that’s good. Almost as good as TINSTAAFL.

    Notice over the years people on welfare have paid a real high price for their ‘free’ welfare. Illegitimacy, drugs, crime, broken families, prison, etc… and the more welfare the more they become dependent on it. They are the most unfree.

  7. geezerette
    Posted March 17, 2012 at 10:47 am |

    An aleeephont? Here all along I tho’t it was a boy.