Comments on: Lookie who’s got a TV show!

By: Freddie Sykes

Freddie Sykes — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:42:44 +0000

Since finding out about her African roots, Meryl Streep decided that her next bio-flic will be starring as Sojourner Truth.

By: Claire: barbarian, etc

Claire: barbarian, etc — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:22:26 +0000

Hog… *poke*poke* Hog! Get up: it’s raining and that lawn needs the water.

By: Hog Whitman

Hog Whitman — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 08:09:16 +0000

12:14 AM:

Pulse: Check

Breathing: Check

Balzac: Not going there, but they do look remarkedly smooth after only a couple of applications of New Rejuvenex Formula Z-17™. Wrinkles-B-Gone™, muthafuckuzz!

I’m sorry, what was the question again? Am I in the wrong thread? I hate it when that happens.

By: Hog Whitman

Hog Whitman — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 06:04:04 +0000

And yes, Claire, I am drunk.

At least I’m not out on the highway, mowing-down hamsters, and stuff.

Hog Motherfucking Whitman

By: Hog Whitman

Hog Whitman — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:58:27 +0000

And now for some lighter fare (while still keeping with the Joe Bach thingy). I can actually play this on guitar, which is not so remarkable, but it's the only song I ever learned to play from reading real music notes off a page, and stuff. Now that's fucking remarkable. I think. I forget.

By: Hog Whitman

Hog Whitman — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:31:58 +0000

P. S. I’m pretty sure this is where the phrase “Pulling out all the stops” came from.

By: Hog Whitman

Hog Whitman — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:24:06 +0000

Hey! It's Friday nite, MY NIGGAS!!! Let's have a little music to go along with. Srsly. You can't find this shizzle in Africa anymore. Not since Albert Schweitzer died.