Waitin’ for some marketing geek to introduce an iHAL, iDave, or iDaisy.
(What? Okay, the iMsorry, iMafraid, and iCant.)

If the Republicans don’t run with this, we deserve to lose.

And there’s so much to choose from.

Like, f’r'example, this:

http://rt.com/usa/news/obama-executive-order-national-929/

As folks headed out to happy hour last Friday evening, President Obama signed an executive order that could potentially give him the power to institute martial law in the United States in times of peace or during a national threat.

The National Defense Resources Preparedness Executive Order will give Obama power over “resources and services needed to support such plans and programs.”
. . .
In the order it states, “in the event of a potential threat to the security of the United States actions are necessary to ensure the availability of adequate resources and production capability, including services and critical technology, for national defense requirements.”

Now, who’s to say what constitutes a “potential threat”? Not “a threat”, but “potential”.

I finally figured out what Obama’s ideally suited for. Read this: Communists And Condos.

“Portsmouth, NH condo owner Kimberly Bois bought her unit from the developer, and obtained his permission to plant some heirloom flowers around her new home. Subsequently, a condo board was formed, and the association doesn’t like the plantings – so they’re suing her and fining her some $50 a day for each day the plants remain in the ground. They’ve also filed to place a lien against her property to cover unpaid fines and legal fees.”

[...lost in translation...]

(shit …. I need coffee)

(That’s called a “processing error” in the biz, folks)

And, if you notice, Dave never addresses Hal again, right up to the point that he’s lobotomizing the critter. Musta been a little pissed, huh?

(Oh, and: subtract 1 from each letter of “HAL” and whatta ya get? “IBM”…)