todaze coveted endorsement extortion

no blood for Skittles

20 Comments!

  1. M1911
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 6:56 pm |

    Who put a gun to your head and forced you to buy skittles you fucking idiot?
    If we redistributed your IQ points we could power a pile of leaves and a push broom.

  2. Posted March 29, 2012 at 7:05 pm |

    Erm….. I like skittles, and they’re a good med for slight hypoglycemia, and, well…..

    You are a stupid, entitled Twat.

    I’ll give up my skittles when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.

    I bought a pack today you silly Twat, and yannow, I never even thought of your ‘hero’……

  3. Ironic in Denver
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 7:29 pm |

    The left’s ability to caricature itself is absolutely phenomenal.

    While reading this, on the one hand I kept assuming it was for real while on the other hand I kept wanting to burst out laughing at this over the top lampoon of typical leftist thinking.

    Of course the gradual (or not-so-gradual) creep toward illiterate mob rule is not really all that funny…..

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 7:37 pm |

    It took me about 20 minutes to post it because I was speechless.

  5. SherryM
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 7:45 pm |

    Speechless… Sighs.

  6. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 7:57 pm |

    “…materially help the Martins or the struggle.”

    What struggle, exactly?

    (Oh, never mind …..)

  7. mech
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 8:38 pm |

    If they had their way the Skittles rainbow would be in shades of grey.

    And would taste of moldy bread.

    I refuse to allow the candy to be hijacked.

  8. Montjoie
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 9:58 pm |

    THEN. DON’T. BUY. THE. SKITTLES.

  9. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 9:59 pm |

    It will never work.
    They forgot to say “…raise awareness…”

  10. Claire: barbarian, etc
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 10:02 pm |

    The left’s ability to caricature itself is absolutely phenomenal.

    That deserves its own category of posts.

    Of course the gradual (or not-so-gradual) creep toward illiterate mob rule is not really all that funny…..

    Unfortunately, so does that…

    ——-

    Mech — ya mean “shades of black and white?”

    ——–
    Hey, the Mama already has the kidz name ™…

  11. Merovign
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 12:11 am |

    There is a word for something so mind-bendingly stupid that it leaves you speechless and slack-jawed when confronted by it.

    And you’re cheating if you answer “a leftist.”

  12. snap-e-tom
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 5:40 am |

    ^ Sharptonian

  13. Thunderbottom
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 6:01 am |

    A “progressive African-American” pastor at a local church about a year ago, was lamenting that there were no grocery stores in the neighborhood that sold cheap, nutritious food. He claimed that this meant that kids, home from school on their summer vacations, were forced – forced – to buy junk food (like Skittles) from local convenience stores and gas stations while their parents were at work. The junk food (like Skittles) contained “dangerous chemicals” like Red Dye 40 and Yellow #5 that were claimed to cause behavioral problems like irritability that led to poor performance in school. So I find it ironic that a junk food (like Skittles) has become a memorial to the late TreyVon Martin whose consumption of said Skittles may (big “if” here) have led to the “behavioral problems” (such as allegedly beating George Zimmerman) leading to his demise. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone on behalf of TreyVon’s parents were to sue the maker/parent company of Skittles.

  14. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 7:09 am |

    Skittles (…approved by 9 out of 10 dentists to increase their revenue…) is made by Wrigley Corp, BUT Wrigley is a subsidiary of Mars Company, Inc. Mars is one of the largest fucking food manufacturers in the world. Annual revenue = $30,000,000,000.69!

    Suck it bitch; you ain`t even gonna git the 69 fucking cents!

  15. Binky Nabob
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 9:15 am |

    Is anyone talking about the bump Kel-Tec is getting from this? There is the real story.

  16. Thunderbottom
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 9:20 am |

    “Clearly Skittles is making a profit off a tragedy and therefore its wealth must be redidtributed.” If that’s true, it’s only because knuckleheads like Toure’ are buying them to “memorialize” TrayVon (I’m sure there are knuckleheads who are stealing liberating packs of Skittles at every opportunity). I hope Wrigley and its parent company, Mars, don’t give in to any extortion attempts to have them fork over their revenues for “the struggle”.

  17. Posted March 30, 2012 at 9:56 am |

    1. Calculate increased PROFITS (not revenue) from Trayvon related sales.

    2. Give 10% to the Martins “for them to memorialize Trayvon by giving it to a charity of their choice”.

    3. Laaaaugh when they spend the money.

  18. Posted March 30, 2012 at 10:27 am |

    Personally, I’m inclined to give this person skittles for free. One at a time. From a hunting slingshot.

  19. geezerette
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 5:18 pm |

    Stilton I could see that– oww oww oww—

  20. tctsunami
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm |

    So explain this to me, just why was he buying Skittles instead of being in school?