Comments on: now with more explosions & lens flares

By: The Ugly American

The Ugly American — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:35:37 +0000

I love the lens flares. That shit is annoying in his movies. Comment by PatrickP — April 10, 2012 @ 11:11 pm

Lens Flare: The Movie

By: Paladin

Paladin — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:31:04 +0000

Titanic 3D is to be AWESOME. I mean, it’s almost like Kate WInslet’s tatas are smacking you in the face, right?

By: DougM (jackassophobe)

DougM (jackassophobe) — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:59:41 +0000

*heheee*
The octopus and the guys exploding when they hit the water were terrific.
(What? No, no more than I’d ~~pay to~~ watch the original. I mean, what’s the point. Everybody knows how it turned out. Well, almost everybody.)

Hey, wait a gulldurned minute! Nowww I know why the NEA and Hollywood and leftist media moguls are so intent on keeping kids ignorant. It’s how they sell and re-sell historical movie crap to audiences. The kids don’t know how things turn out, so they’ll actually, you know, pay to watch recycled drivel.

I mean, you know, it’s like those who think the Robin Hood movies and remakes are a socialist allegory, when all the time, it’s about a tax revolt. Geeze, how sill…
(What? Noooooooooo!)

By: Gwillie

Gwillie — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:18:22 +0000

Man now they don’t even have to remake this crap, just add the 3D and plop it in the theatres for the suckers to throw money at, then they can go to a OWS protest and decry the excesses of the 1%

By: Jess

Jess — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:13:58 +0000

I felt they should have used ice water during the filming, although water at 33 degrees might have been a little dangerous.

By: PatrickP

PatrickP — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 06:11:07 +0000

I love the lens flares. That shit is annoying in his movies.

By: Thunderbottom

Thunderbottom — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:51:31 +0000

Anything would be better than James Cameron's original (I think this version would be the movie to show to all those clueless kids who just discovered that the Titanic disaster was real).