A Managed Economy

we can make it work — this time fer sure!

[Black Rock Desert in Nevada] in rugged terrain owned by the American public, a little-known federal agency called Wildlife Services has waged an eight-year war against [capitalist] predators to try to help an iconic Western big-game species: [economically disadvantaged] mule deer.

With rifles, snares and aerial gunning, employees [of a little-known federal agency called Wildlife Services] have killed 967 coyotes and 45 mountain lions at a cost of about $550,000.

…$700 to $1,000 an hour [to run the helicopter]

…Now such killing is coming under fire from scientists, former employees and others who say it often doesn’t work and can set off a chain reaction of unintended, often negative consequences.

Ya mean yer having trouble improving on the Free Market of Natural Selection? Shocking.

“There is a widespread perception that predators are the root of all evil and I’m tired of it,” said [ Kelley Stewart, a large-mammal ecologist at the University of Nevada, Reno]. “More often than not, if you have predation on a mule deer population, you’re going to have a healthier population.”

…In biological shorthand: Kill too many coyotes and you open a Pandora’s box of disease-carrying rodents, meadow-munching rabbits, bird-eating feral cats, and, over time, smarter, more abundant coyotes. You also can sentence the deer you are trying to help to slow death by starvation.

…Last year, something curious caught Stewart’s attention in Nevada: an email informing her that a mule deer had tested positive for the plague – a disease sparked by rodent outbreaks and potentially deadly to humans – in an area where Wildlife Services was killing predators.

There’s an outfit about five miles down the road. They constantly complain of their coyote troubles; preying on the new-born calves and chewing through water [plastic irrigation] lines to get water when there’s open water right there. The scion of the family shoots every one he sees. With glee. [ boy's a little ...yanno]

We have a stable population of coyotes — a pack of about five who kicks their young ‘uns out to earn their own every spring — well behaved ground-squirrel hunters. They never bothered the new-borns and could run among the cows unless they had young ‘uns when they’d lower their horns and the coyote would veer off, tail down and “Leaving, here, Boss” written all over ‘em.

“When they take that plane up, they kill every single coyote they can,” said Strader, the former Wildlife Services hunter who worked with aerial gunning crews in Nevada. “If they come back and say, ‘We only killed three coyotes,’ they are not very happy. If they come back and say, ‘Oh, we killed a hundred coyotes,’ they’re very happy.

“Some of the gunners are real good and kill coyotes every time. And other ones wound more than they kill,” Strader said. “Who wants to see an animal get crippled and run around with its leg blown off? I saw that a lot.”

Typical gov’t workers. [ boy's a little ...yanno]

In Nevada, scientists found that when Wildlife Services began killing coyotes to protect deer south of Ely in 2004, the average coyote litter size jumped from one pup to 3.5. In 2007, one coyote killed by a Wildlife Services hunter in Nevada had 13 fetuses in its uterus.

Just how coyotes prosper amid persecution remains a mystery. But many believe they benefit from better dining opportunities that emerge over time as coyotes are killed and rabbits and mice begin to multiply.

Well, Duh.

Federal officials decline to disclose the ranches on which Wildlife Services employees work. Such information “would cause a clearly unwarranted invasion of personal privacy,” wrote Tonya Woods, director of the Freedom of Information & Privacy Act office for the USDA’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service. “Also, disclosing this information will not shed any light on (federal) duties and responsibilities.”

Speaking of predators….

11 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 8:09 am |

    director of the Freedom of Information & Privacy Act office for the USDA’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service.
    Lessee here:
    USDA
    ….Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service
    ……..Freedom of Information & Privacy Act office
    ………….director, implying
    ………………deputy director
    …………………..assistant deputy directors
    ………………………..drones
    ……………………………sub drones
    = another useless, massive do-nothing bloatarian refuge for the otherwise unemployable beyond burger flippering and academia

  2. mojo
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 8:14 am |

    Yep. Most of a Coyote’s food is mouse-sized, the occasional snake, etc.

    Same for wolves, surprisingly enough. Big game is hard, fast and dangerous. Predators can’t afford injuries.

  3. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 8:54 am |

    Recently an armory in Fallon, Nevada was broken into and the thieves made off with 6 anti-aircraft automatic weapons and their ammunition. Police and military authorities are baffled, because the only evidence they have found at the crime scene are: dozens of coyote tracks….. {Mother Nature, a cold bitch, works her evolution any fucking way she can…}

  4. joe
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 9:02 am |

    Latest craze for our state wildlife mis-managers was to re-introduce creek otters back into our streams. Now our streams are almost fish free but we gots lots of otters.

  5. LLoyd
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 10:03 am |

    “Federal officials decline to disclose the ranches on which Wildlife Services employees work. Such information “would cause a clearly unwarranted invasion of personal privacy,”


    These however are O.K.

  6. ZZMike
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 10:06 am |

    “… …$700 to $1,000 an hour [to run the helicopter]”

    They could have brought in Sarah Palin. But then it would have been cruel and monstrous.

  7. SteveHGraham
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 10:10 am |

    God, I love the government. Paying good money to kill critters they could charge people to shoot.

  8. rickn8or
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 11:09 am |

    In a nutshell: “Mother Nature has had several billion years to get things right. She knows what she’s doing, you don’t. Don’t f*ck with her. It makes her cranky.”

  9. Posted April 30, 2012 at 11:15 am |

    I say we just kill ‘em. They’re starting to get on my nerves.

  10. mojo
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 12:27 pm |

    No! Predators in a desert environment with “tunable” reproductive systems?

    G’wan, wi’ ye…

  11. Paul
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 7:25 pm |

    “Federal officials decline to disclose the ranches on which Wildlife Services employees work. Such information “would cause a clearly unwarranted invasion of personal privacy,” wrote Tonya Woods, director of the Freedom of Information & Privacy Act office for the USDA’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service. “Also, disclosing this information will not shed any light on (federal) duties and responsibilities.””

    It’s all about pork folks, and not the kind on four legs. Pork as in graft and featherbedding and nepotism and well just plain vote buying.

    The hunt was not needed and even if needed at such huge cost hunters could have done the job so much easier, say $15 dollar bounty on the critters.

    But this had nothing to do with really helping anyone other than the bureaucrats and politicians.

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