the self-beclowning left

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… and all ye need to know.

Look, normally, I’d post a cathartic, soul-cleansing commentary full of guffaw and finger-pointing;
but my heart’s just not in it, anymore. These people have devolved into a breed of self-wedgieing brats.
There’s just no way my words can make ‘em any more ridiculous.

22 Comments!

  1. Caged Insanity
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 3:29 pm |

    These people are the direct product of the hypocrisy of their ancestors.
    For decades they have spewed forth bile towards religion, claiming that evolution is the only way in which life came into existence. That change was brought through survival of the fittest. Yet for centuries, they’ve been pushing harder and harder to protect those that should have been left to rot in the cold.
    And here we are today. Brainless babbling idiots espousing as fact that which is fiction, and accusing the truth of being fallacy.

    Compassion, pity, and mercy are the achiles heel of the human race, and while they each have their place in our world, they have been used beyond their limits and without regard to consequences. They will be our end.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 5:03 pm |

    I wish we could contain them all on that piece of dirt, forcing them to put their lives where their big bratty mouths are, and live off the land.
    I would enjoy watching the last of them starve.
    Plowing them under would at least make a real contribution to the earth.

  3. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 5:44 pm |

    That mannequin looks to be done up in blackface.

    RACISTS !!!!!!!

  4. geezerette
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 5:46 pm |

    If I had a son he’d look just like that— but I think I’d see that he knew how to put his boots on. I wonder why a person with all of their faculties would act like a blithering idiot? It’s like their brains were infested with something.

  5. Posted April 30, 2012 at 7:01 pm |

    I think the boots are “symbolic” – you know, “the Right is the Left, the Left is the Right” – it’s all the same!

    Only the anarchists have the answer – you know, a completely lawless society where 100% of them would be wiped out in a week.

  6. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 8:05 pm |

    CI (1)
    I gotta disagree with your cause and effect.
    It has nothing to do with religion.
    I think it’s due to the almost two centuries of mechanized civilization which have allowed even the reality-detached to thrive and reproduce.
    Sure, this has also occurred in various eras throughout history, but it was pretty much limited to the aristocracy and the slave-owners.
    Now, even the commoners have machines and energy and organization that make routine survival independent of knowledge.
    Jackassery, foolishness, ignorance, and delusion are no longer strongly selected against; but I have the feeling that Darwin’s interpretation of nature is still at work. Civilization has existed but a tick of the evolutionary clock. It’s way too soon to tell.

  7. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm |

    dick (2)
    “Rainbow Six” indeed.

    Holger (5)
    After all, the concepts of Left and Right are arbitrary, right?
    Well, unless you understand the concept of lateral symmetry.
    Curse you, counter-revolutionary nature!

  8. Posted April 30, 2012 at 10:05 pm |

    I hate dirt hippies. I know I’m not supposed to hate, but I hate them anyway.

    OTOH: Fuck Berkely!

  9. Posted April 30, 2012 at 10:08 pm |

    P.S. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  10. Spin
    Posted May 1, 2012 at 2:37 am |

    Does the placement of the road cone symbolize butt-sects?

  11. geezerette
    Posted May 1, 2012 at 4:41 am |

    It needs a hoody.

  12. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted May 1, 2012 at 7:09 am |

    Hey! They’re profaning the symbol of my people [Cowboys]. I’m offeeeeeended!!! I’m gonna riot!!!

    wait… I have work to do today.

  13. Posted May 1, 2012 at 7:19 am |

    I think the farm should be recognized as an official prison, armed guards should keep the protesters from leaving, and their only food will be what they can grow. Hey, it’s what they claim they wanted – right?

  14. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted May 1, 2012 at 8:53 am |

    They forgot to expound on the “Cuban model” of agriculture where school kids are hauled out to the fields to cut sugar cane and stuff.
    You know, community farming.

  15. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 6:46 am |

    Uh: Doug (6), on second reading, I think Caged’s point had nothing to do with religion. I think the point was that these dedicated Darwinists have been flying in the face of eveloution by promoting survival of the un-fittest, and now we have the result.

    geezerette (4): ha-ha, clever wording, but the problem is they have had sons, and they do look like that.

    Puzzled observation: although the left is unable to tell a left boot from a right, and is usually all enamored with the moral equivalency of everything, there seems to be one exception. They definitely don’t think there’s a moral equivalency between the left and the right.

    Actually, I’m inclined to agree with them on that one, though my conclusions are a bit different.

  16. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 6:54 am |

    They forgot to expound on the “Cuban model” of agriculture where school kids are hauled out to the fields to cut sugar cane and stuff. You know, community farming.

    hmmm…. so the left thinks we should ban kids in our country from working on their family’s farm, but idolizes a totalitarian regime that drags children off to work on communal ones. Got to give them credit for flexible thinking.

  17. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 7:00 am |

    Ironic (15)
    Hmm … okay, I’ll buy that
    Sorry, C.I. You’re right. I agree, so nev-er-mind.

  18. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 7:02 am |

    And finally on the post itself:

    a) I think this is great! The university gets to see the result of the “liberal arts” education it, and places like it, have been providing. Probably too much to expect them to make the connection, of course, but you never can tell.

    b) Notice that *none* of the workshops on the bulletin board have anything to do with actually farming? Lots of festivals though.

    c) At the wrong site for the grocery store? The whole thing self contradictory and senseless? It is the nature of mobs to be stupid. Why should trust fund empowered ones be any different?

    d) what the fuck is “Pesistance” anyway? Was that maybe “Resistance” with a crease? If so, the only way to actually get fertility there would be composting the “resistance.” Well, except if this is like Occupy elsewhere, there’s probably lots of human feces and garbage lying around to act as fertilizer.

  19. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 7:13 am |

    Oh yeah, and as long as I’m over-posting here, unlike the other scarecrow (or the occupiers), I think this one is totally hot. I’d definitely hit it.

    http://pjmedia.com/zombie/files/2012/04/IMG_6431.jpg

  20. Posted May 2, 2012 at 11:47 am |

    There is no such thing as overposting. “Overpostulating” is an entire ‘nother thing. Don’t worry about that, though, because somebody will ‘gently’ correct you if you do that here (I might be an exception to the ‘gently’ part).

    Other than that, post away, motherfucker!

  21. Posted May 2, 2012 at 1:19 pm |

    the self-beclowning left… or: I think we’re gonna need a bigger boot!

    I should really stop watching re-runs of Rocky & Bullwinkle. I think it’s starting to warp my brainz.

  22. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 6:49 pm |

    ^ starting to, Hog?

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