yo Obama for real

You motivate us homie

Part of the Friday Nite Nooz Dump:

A $192 million aid package [to the Palestinian Authority] was frozen by the US Congress after the Palestinians moved to gain statehood at the United Nations last September.

“That’s pretty rough… But I can take it. because my stepfather always told me, it’s a boy eat dog world out there.”*

…in a memo sent to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, published by the White House, the president said it was appropriate to release funds to the authority, which administers the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious. “

In signing the waiver, Obama instructed Clinton to inform Congress of the move, on the grounds that “waiving such prohibition is important to the national security interests of the United States.”

“let me just say something to all my conspiracy-oriented friends on the right who think I’m planning to unleash some secret agenda: You’re absolutely right. (Laughter.)”

White House spokesman Tommy Vietor said the funds were aimed at “ensuring the continued viability of the moderate PA government under the leadership of president Mahmoud Abbas and prime minister Salam Fayyad.”

…”The PA has recognized Israel’s right to exist, renounced violence, and accepted previous agreements, including the Roadmap,”

“In my first term, I sang Al Green; in my second term, I’m going with Young Jeezy.”

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[Hook: Young Jeezy}

My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too
My momma ain't at home, and daddy's still in jail
Tryna make a plate, anybody seen the scale?
My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too
My money's light green and my Jordans light grey
And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay?
Let's go!

[Verse 1: Young Jeezy]
Today was a good day, hope I have me a great night
I don’t know what you fishin for but catch you a great white
Me, I see great white, heavy as killer whales
I cannot believe this, who knew it came in bails
Who knew what came with jail, who knew what came with prison
Just cause you got opinions, does that make you a politician?
Bush robbed all of us, would that make him a criminal?
And then he cheated in Florida, would that make him a Seminole?
I say and I quote, “We need a miracle”
And I say a miracle cause this shit is hysterical
By my nephews and nieces, I will email Jesus
Tell him forward to Moses and CC Allah
Mr. Soul Survivor, guess that make me a Konvict
Be all that you can be, now don’t that sound like some dumb shit
When you die over crude oil as black as my nigga Boo
It’s really a Desert Storm, that’s word to my nigga Clue
Catch me in Las Vegas, A.R. Arizona
Rep for them real niggas, I’m winnin in California
Winnin in Tennessee, hands down Atlanta
Landslide Alabama, on my way to Sevana

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Young Jeezy]
I said I woke up this morning, headache this big
Pay all these damn bills, feed all these damn kids
Buy all these school shoes, buy all these school clothes
For some strange reason my son addicted to Polos
Love me some spinach dip, I’m addicted to Houston’s
And if the numbers is right I take a trip out to Houston
An earthquake out in China, a hurricane in New Orleans
Street Dreams Tour, I showed my ass in New Orleans
Did it for Soulja Slim, brought out B.G.
It’s all love Bun, I’m forgivin you Pimp C
You know how the Pimp be, that nigga gon’ speak his mind
If he could speak down from heaven he’d tell me stay on my grind
Tell him I’m doin fine, Obama for mankind
We ready for damn change so y’all let the man shine

Stuntin on Martin Luther, feelin just like a king
Guess this is what he meant when he said that he had a dream

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Nas]
Yeah, our history, black history, no president ever did shit for me
Had to hit the streets, had to flip some keys so a nigga won’t go broke
Then they put us in jail, now a nigga can’t go vote
So I spend dough, all these hoes is trippin
She a ain’t a politician, honey’s a pole-itician
My president is black, rolls golden charms
Twenty-two inch rims like Hulk Hogan’s arms
When thousands of peoples is riled up to see you
That can arouse ya ego, we got mouths to feed so
Gotta stay true to who you are and where you came from
Cause at the top will be the same place you hang from
No matter how big you can ever be
For whatever fee or publicity, never lose your integrity
For years there’s been surprise horses in this stable
Just two albums in, I’m the realest nigga on this label
Mr. Black President, yo Obama for real
They gotta put your face on the five-thousand dollar bill

[Hook]

[Outro: Young Jeezy]
So I’m sittin right here now man
It’s June 3rd haha, 2:08 AM
Nigga I won’t say win, lose or draw
Man we congratulate you already homie
See I motivate the thugs right
You motivate us homie, that’s what it is
This a hands off policy, y’all touch him we ridin nigga
Yeah, first black president, win, lose or draw nigga

Haha, matter of fact, you know what it is man
Shouts out to Jackie Robinson, Booker T, Washington homie
Oh you ain’t think I knew that shit?
Sydney Poitier what dey do?
Haha, my president is black
I’m important too though, my Lambo’s blue
I was, I was the first nigga to ride through my hood in a Lamborghini yeah haha

7 Comments!

  1. bocopro
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 8:36 am |

    Preparing their doctoral dissertations on the reasons for the collapse of the US during the 21st century, future history students will very likely coin the term “The Great Aplomb Bomb” or something like that to symbolize the total loss of ethics and dignity in the executive branch of government. Prob’ly looks very striking and stylish as a Kanji ideograph. Or maybe something more solemn, such as “Dignity Takes a Holiday.”

    They’ll very likely begin with Nixon, showing his stereotypical “I am not a crook” pose while bringing international shame to the office via his paranoia and megalomania, not to mention his “Sock it to me?” appearances on Laugh-In. Next Jimmah Carter’s “lusted in my heart” and the now infamous attack rabbit will be trotted out to show a slide to anti-machismo and “kinder, gentler” leadership.

    Slick’s “I did NOT have sex with that woman” then will be showcased, very likely along with references to his Gennifers and all the rest of his escapades, along with the “boxers or briefs” discussion. And finally there’ll be the plethora of foxpaws and complete diplomatic failures by a completely ineligible dog-eating fraud who completely destroyed both the reputation and treasury of the country, laughing all the way to the Nobel, an Oscar, a Tony, and probably a pair of Grammys, one for mooing and the other for reading jokes someone else wrote for him.

    Fargin Iceholes.

  2. snap-e-tom
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 8:54 am |

    Can’t argue with that.

  3. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 9:01 am |

    And then the Palis donated it to OBoBo`s campaign. On the promise of becoming the 57th State!

  4. ZZMike
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 10:03 am |

    Obama is giving the world clear signals as to who he thinks our friends and enemies are – or at least who his are.

    Besides support for the Palestinians, here’s just one other:

    Obama & the Falkland Islands

    “President Barack Obama managed to commit two major gaffes in a single sentence by attempting to refer to the Falkland Islands as the Malvinas while instead calling them the Maldives, which are 8,123 miles away.
    . . .
    The American president attempted to use the Spanish word for the Falklands – a snub to Britain –…”

    Those pesky British.

  5. Posted April 30, 2012 at 11:17 am |

    He’s starting to get on my nerves too.

  6. TimO
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 12:50 pm |

    Time travelers from the future have brought back recordings of Obama singing in his second term:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlLaUCAQlQQ

  7. bocopro
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 12:53 pm |

    Jayzoos Horatio Keericed! O Tim.

    What a remarkable imitation of a goat with its nuts caught in a baling machine.

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