Spiking the football is fine with me …

… if you were the one who ran it into the end zone
or if you were in on the play, or on the bench, or a coach, or even if you handed out towels …


~ vid ~

… but not if you weren’t even suited-up and in the stadium.

via The Blaze
KenB in NC

14 Comments!

  1. Melissa In Texas
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 2:16 pm |

    He takes the credit because he is Teh PRECEDENTIAL DECIDER
    *asshat

  2. Caged Insanity
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 2:19 pm |

    It’s the only thing in his entire presidency that had results which the American people actually approved of. It’s his only card to play.

  3. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 2:19 pm |

    The Economy, on the other hand———————–Bush

  4. mech
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 2:39 pm |

    He’s not even worthy to pick up the jock straps from the locker room after the game.

    The preparation that began several years earlier finally came to such fruition that he had no choice but to consent to act on it lest the account of inaction should ever leak to the public and bring greater consequences (shame) than the risk of a mission.

    Hmmm, How long did he actually have the info–which equals the amount of time he sat upon it?

    That wasn’t an overnight cave of convenience or old buddy’s couch to crash on for the weekend.. .

  5. Posted May 2, 2012 at 3:05 pm |

    So, in the latter part of his career, OJ Simpson was walking through the streets of San Francisco one night when he came around a corner and there was this apartment building on fire.

    “Help, help me, my baby!”, cried this woman from the fifth floor.

    So OJ said, “Throw me the baby!”, and the woman said, “No, you’ll drop it!”

    And OJ said, “No I won’t, I’m OJ Simpson… Heisman Trophy winner, NFL Best Player, and I almost got the Academy Award for Capricorn One. I’ll catch it!” So she throwed him the baby, and he made a perfect catch.

    “YESSSS!, he said, as he spiked it.

  6. geezerette
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 3:14 pm |

    How he can stand in front of those soldiers and spew his B.S. is beyond me.

  7. rickn8or
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 3:29 pm |

    When you had to be dragged in off the golf course to watch the play, you don’t get to spike the ball.

  8. Paladin
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 3:45 pm |

    The Major won the Croix de Guerre paaaaaaarlez vous?
    The Major won the Croix de Guerre paaaaaaarlez vous?
    The Major won the Croix de Guerre,
    But the sunuvabitch was never there.
    Hinky dinky parlez vous?

  9. Posted May 2, 2012 at 5:06 pm |

    The French ‘Army’ actually mutneed during WWI. Several times. Go frogure.

    But the funniest thing [to me] was that the Communists had hired paid ‘weepers’ to ride around on the subways and buses of Paris to do nothing but sob (apparently about some supposed loved one that was lost in the trenches.)

    Now that, [to me anyway] is high frickkin’ humor!

    P.S. Once the French discovered this little ploy, they arrested the ‘weepers’ and shot them, so you gotta give ‘em credit for that.

  10. Stick
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 6:01 pm |

    Where’s the ref? this ain’t spiking the ball. This is excessive celebration.

  11. Posted May 2, 2012 at 6:06 pm |

    My evening movie…

    “… An astronaut returns to Earth infected with alien DNA and impregnates unsuspecting women. Humanity’s only hope is a clone of a seductive alien hybrid who must track down the astronaut before his extraterrestial offspring overrun the planet… ”

    Now why couldn’t I have written that? This world sucks, and it’s not fair.

  12. Lance
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 7:01 pm |

    I’m hoping & wishing & praying that the Repubs, The RNC,
    the Tea Party, plus all real Americans & those on the intertoobz
    start blasting this psychotic megalomaniac day & night!
    Forgot to include all vets & their famblys & friends.
    However the real problem hiding in the shadows is the MFM
    & the bazillions of brainwashed idjits that buy his BS.

    Did see an intertoobz article today that exposed all the BS
    about O’BamBam & the Bin Laden mission!

  13. Paladin
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 8:44 pm |

    I heard that during WWI, when the French were planning to invade Togoland, the Togos prepared by securing all the exits from the country.

  14. LLoyd
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 10:08 pm |

    I barfed enve more when I saw the ‘Hollywood’ staging for the Prezy Podium in Afghanistan. I said there goes a sicko who DEMANDS to be worshipped.

    Hey Sotero, flukke off.

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