Into The Past
In ToDaZeD Campaign Release the past emerges.
…or something
Genevieve [the *girlfriend* when he was 22] remembers…
It was a rent-controlled three-bedroom apartment. She remembered how on Sundays Obama would lounge around, drinking coffee and solving the New York Times crossword puzzle, bare-chested, wearing a blue and white sarong. His bedroom was closest to the front door, offering a sense of privacy and coziness. Genevieve described it in her journal this way:
“I open the door, that Barack keeps closed, to his room, and enter into a warm, private space pervaded by a mixture of smells that so strongly speak of his presence, his liveliness, his habits—running sweat, Brut spray deodorant, smoking, eating raisins, sleeping, breathing.”
When she told him that she loved him, his response was … “thank you”
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Pot
Uneaten puppies.
Post-eaten puppies?
…and I think he was quoted as saying “I love the smell of puppies in the morning; it smells like lunch.”
Nancy: “This is the Library. No one can hear us in here.”
Nick: “What?”
Nancy: “I said nobody can hear us…”
Nick: “What?”
Nancy: “Oh, never mind. Come on…”
Nick: “What?”
– “The Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye”
Claire: Please stop with the “pink pig barbarian, etc” stuff. You’re getting me all “sexed-up”, and it’s starting to make the cats nervous.
Hog @6: *Penis*
Thick chow chops with spiced apples and raisins.
Mmmm-mmmmm-mmmmmm.
Claire PPB (7): one of the many things about you — adding color.
Hog (6): just broaden your interests to avoid frustration; pigs don’t have to be pink to be hot:
http://melodeeaaron.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hog-15.jpg
geezerette: pot
New campaign slogan — “a
hogdoginwith a lot of pot”Could this be why he can’t do anything but vote “present?”
his response was … “thank you, would you like a cassette tape of my speeches?”
His room had the odor of dog farts.
He probably really said: “I love me, too.”
“Thank you?”
Wellp,
could’a been worse.
Foreward shadowing of the campaign plane fragrance?
She had me at “mixture of smells”.
Well, at least we’re getting to see a bit of Obama before he got to be Prez.
Next up: his term paper on why Marxism is cool.
“I asked him just what he was eating that gave his farts such an unusual aroma. He then pressed my nose into the back of his gym trunks as he let loose with a wild ripper, saying “I have to pass it so you can see what’s in it.”
Something keeps telling me that Genevieve might:
A – have a penis
B – be on the payroll
C – live in his mom’s basement
Not that I don’t trust the left mind you…