new media: conservatism’s best friend

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  1. Lance
    Posted May 3, 2012 at 7:49 pm |

    The backlash is starting! I love it!

  2. mech
    Posted May 3, 2012 at 8:27 pm |

    Must have been tough after all that compression.

  3. Hog Whitman
    Posted May 3, 2012 at 9:04 pm |

    Oh great. Now I have a stiffy for Julia too. I mean, it’s not like the good ole’ days when I had them to throw-around like party favors. Nowadays I have to conserve.

    I guess that makes me a Conservative.

  4. kinlaw
    Posted May 3, 2012 at 10:18 pm |

    Man, they are really going to regret this.

    Think teh iWon is gonna fire some campaign staffer over this?

  5. kinlaw
    Posted May 3, 2012 at 10:21 pm |

    Off topic, but the latest in the Liz “Dances with democrats” Warren story is that she is trying to sell herself as being of the 99%. Right. Turns out she makes twice as much as Scott Brown

    What liberal media?

  6. PatrickP
    Posted May 3, 2012 at 11:37 pm |

    Thank you, sweet baby jeebus.

  7. PatrickP
    Posted May 3, 2012 at 11:47 pm |

    Jetpacks 2012!

  8. Hog Whitman
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 1:36 am |

    PatrickP: for a minute there I thought you said “Thank you, sweet hairy baby bejeebus.”, and that would have put me off my feed for at least a week, or so.

    Fortunately, I suddenly realized that one of the cats was standing on the keyboard while rubbing its butt on the monitor.

    I should probably get them some food.

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 6:05 am |

    Long ago, I tried Match.com. I am purty sure I got Julia! (…a JFC blind date…)

  10. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 6:12 am |

    Coming Soon: Women Named Julia for Anyone But Obama

    may even be a lawsuit….

  11. mojo
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 7:37 am |

    I think we need a “Jules”, a simply FABULOUS citizen from south of Market Street in lovely San Francisco…

  12. Freddie Sykes
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 7:39 am |

    If progressives ever decide that they have to hold my Anthony while I pizzled, I just hope they remember the Three Shakes Rule.

    Here is some more fun with Composite Barry, Genevieve and Julia

    Turns out, Obama is a composite too

    One night as they made long passionate love he cried out, “Julia! Julia!” Which attracted his lover’s attention because her name was Genevieve. Asked to explain Julia moments later, he cited a long private obsession with Fred Flintstone’s mini-skirted wife.

    Informed that her name was Wilma, he suggested that Genevieve had probably mis-heard him which, he added, was not an unprecedented opinion during the routine rapture he brought to female voters. “Trust me,” he suggested firmly. So, as millions of her countrymen would blindly do in the future, she did.

    Alas, Team Obama has omitted a few milestones from the life of Julia:

    4 months: Julia’s mother decides that giving birth will be hard on her figure. She kills Julia. Under Barack Obama, her right to do so is absolutely nonnegotiable.

    10 years: Trapped in a failing and dangerous public school, Julia (another Julia, not the dead one) is terrified and miserable. Under the Obama administration, protecting the government education monopoly from competition and accountability is almost as sacrosanct as abortion.

  13. Lance
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 7:55 am |

    I’m startin’ to wonder about how many bimbos at both
    ends of the socioeconomic spectrum will buy this BS???
    All the elite, white-guilted, do-gooder, culturally-diversified,
    politically-correct, brainwashed-lefty, wimminz-libbers might
    be thrilled that O’BamBam wants to finally take care of all
    those bazillions of poor, oppressed, victims of the evil
    patriarchy! Those ‘victims’ have been led to believe that
    he’s gonna take care of them. Bemember the crying girl
    on TV after the 2008 election that said O’bamBam was gonna
    make her car payments & gas, etc? We’ve got a big prollem,
    IMHO, & history might agree! Germans in the late ’20′s??

  14. geezerette
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 9:25 am |

    (Wet) Dreams of My Julia—-(Pipe) Dreams of My Julia– My Julia sprung a leak—

  15. Freddie Sykes
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 9:40 am |

    Meet Julia.

    Julia is a composite humanoid, model: 2012, unit: 44. She was manufactured in Chicago by the Obama for America Corporation by a remarkably homogenous and likeminded group of individuals whose favorite books, musical albums and (foreign) films are sufficiently obscure to the point that in some cases, they do not exist.

    Julia’s assembly was overseen by federal czars at the U.S. Department of Truth and Gender Warfare. Her early development was facilitated by a number of taxpayer-funded programs such as Head Start. She leans forward, slightly.

    Julia is powered by American taxpayer subsidies and thin-film photovoltaic solar cells (also funded by American taxpayers). Through a miraculous combination of federal tax dollars, hope and the enlightened post-partisan leadership of her creator–President Barack Obama–Julia has acquired an artificial intelligence almost indistinguishable from mankind (or womankind) itself.

  16. mojo
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 9:57 am |

    Now mortgage re-fi scammers are saying “Take the President’s Refinance Advice”…

    Just had an ad pop up on me in Yahoo! mail. Nice.

    Is there NOTHING the Mook can’t do?

  17. geezerette
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 10:56 am |

    Idoneno—that Julia is kinda pretty??? Was expecting something more like how you’d look with Indian blood and high cheeks bones.

  18. Hog Whitman
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 2:28 pm |

    “All the elite, white-guilted, do-gooder, culturally-diversified,
    politically-correct, brainwashed-lefty, wimminz-libbers…”

    You have, officially, just used-up your entire quota of hyphens, for life. Now take a number and go stand in the back of the room and wait.

  19. Freddie Sykes
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 5:18 pm |

    RE: Germans in the late ’20′s??

    Are you saying Julia is really Sally Bowles and the unnamed father of her child is more-than-a-little GAY?

    Holy Melissa Etheridge!

  20. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 6:38 pm |

    It continues:

  21. travis wilde
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 9:21 pm |

    0001 hrs 05/05/12
    I tried to access
    http://twitter.com/#!/LifeOfJuIia
    and got this message
    Account suspended
    The profile you are trying to view has been suspended.

  22. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 10:03 pm |

    Freddie (15):

    I don’t care about the other features & social commentary.

    I just want to know if she is anatomically correct and has the right software loaded.

  23. PatrickP
    Posted May 4, 2012 at 11:51 pm |

    Dennis Miller:

    DennisDMZ

    re #Julia. The Left believes in cradle to the grave assistance, it’s just sometimes really tricky making it to the cradle.

  24. Freddie Sykes
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 1:36 am |

    Hey, Ironic: Anatomically correct? Isn’t that just a state of mind? And if God made a mistake in assigning one’s birth gender, I am sure that Obamacare will be more than ready, at no additional charge, with reassignment treatments.

    And she definitely has the left software loaded.

    Hey PatrickP: Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!

  25. geezerette
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 7:05 am |

    I couldn’t stand to listen much longer did they ever get to government housing for her and the children she had with different fathers? Or did she take the free contraceptives that didn’t work and the free abortion plan so she could finish her subsidized education and earn a wage to pay taxes to pay for the blah blah blah? Julia on a pedestal of government aid. A composite of the successful American woman. I wonder why she wasn’t named Mooshell? She does have great arms, she’s beautiful and sooo stylish you know?

  26. SherryM
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 4:09 pm |

    Account suspended

    The profile you are trying to view has been suspended.

    ← Go to the homepage

    Hummm…

  27. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 8:08 pm |

    And if God made a mistake in assigning one’s birth gender, I am sure that Obamacare will be more than ready, at no additional charge, with reassignment treatments.

    Sure Freddie, but with the lines, rationing, waiting lists, and general delays under Obamacare socialized medicine, he/she/it will be about a hundred years old before anything gets approved.

    OBTW: in addition to contraception, are breast “enhancements” covered under Obamacare too? Just wondering….

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