But…but… but… I might get my white Nike’s dirty! Onoes!!!
As Italy’s unemployment rate topped 10pc this week, it emerged that young people are flocking [sic] to become shepherds.
They are choosing a simple life in the great outdoors because their aspirations to become doctors, lawyers or engineers have been thwarted by Italy’s negligible economic growth, which has been compounded by grinding austerity measures.
“Choosing.” Interesting word choice.
Well, no worries about that catching on here. EPA’d put a quick kibosh on that.
Ok — that’s still gotta be better than this:
To entertain waiting passengers, Dalian [China] International Airport recently recruited a squad of cheerleaders to perform kicks, jumps and splits in the airport’s main hall.
…the cheerleaders’ pom-pom routines “soothed emotion and alleviated fatigue” … part of the airport’s effort to “bring more convenience to passengers in the summer-autumn air season,” …also a way for the Dalian airport to “demonstrate spirit and shoulder social responsibility,”
Let’s hope this doesn’t catch on here…