take my wife…please


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Melissy in Texas in comments

20 Comments!

  1. Mumblix Grumph
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 4:27 pm |

    What was she doing…adjusting her jockstrap?

  2. Jess
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm |

    He heard her pull the hammer back.

  3. Posted May 5, 2012 at 4:42 pm |

    He shoulda thrown her down the stairs and then kicked her and stomp… I’ sorry… is this thing still on?

  4. Paul
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 4:49 pm |

    What she is really doing is adjusting Obama’s chastity belt.

    After the USSS callgirl afair in Cartagena Columbia Michelle decided he needed one of those belts. And no doubt it chaffs some!

  5. DawnMB
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 5:16 pm |

    I think he just forgot she was there. They NEVER take the same plane, anyway. He was just going by what he always does. She’s usually there, already on vacation, right?

  6. Freddie Sykes
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 5:54 pm |

    Is it just me or he treating her as if she were a composite?

  7. accipiter NW
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 6:49 pm |

    What the hell was he dancing to there, Let’s Stay Together?

  8. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 9:46 pm |

    wth was that little ….dance thingie?

  9. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 9:50 pm |

    All I could hear was the Johnny Carson theme as he came running out of the plane like that.

  10. mech
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 10:02 pm |

    DawnMB, Nail on the head! (5)

    or just wishful thinking till he realized that such an act could make biden precedent.

  11. PatrickP
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 10:07 pm |

    Nat King Cole’s “Unforgettable” came to mind when I saw this.

  12. RDRTrash
    Posted May 5, 2012 at 10:14 pm |

    “Ooooo, look, those people are cheering! They must be cheering for me! Oh, gosh, (waving) ‘Hi and everything’!”

    “Oh, crap, the wookie… the wookie… shoot, ‘Lovie’, sorry about that…. I just, I just, I, I saw a $20 laying on the stairs and just barely caught it! Phew, eh?”

    “Don’t hit me (wincing)… you can do that later, after the Totus meeting here in flyoverland….”

  13. Aswipee
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 12:48 am |

    What the hell was that hopping dance thing he was doing? And this guy is supposed to be cool? He’s the kid that got picked last in gym class because he sucked. What a dickhead.

  14. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 1:22 am |

    Need a vote. I say: OBoBo just aced out president Ford`s stumble and fall trip down the ladder!

  15. Zipser
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 3:41 am |

    That dance kind of reminded me of the time that Simpson girl got caught lip-synching on SNL

  16. geezerette
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 6:59 am |

    But than again–maybe– she was full of hope that he’d forget her so she could just run out of the door and away>>>>>> forward to change.

  17. Melissa In Texas
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 9:26 am |

    He’s tryin’ to tap dance his way into not having to move out of OUR house after the election!
    I almost busted a gut when I saw that….
    OOPSIE!

  18. Posted May 6, 2012 at 10:23 am |

    Sondra! Now that you mention it….. Xactly! Now I have an ear worm….

  19. SherryM
    Posted May 6, 2012 at 7:49 pm |

    She yanked on the leash.

  20. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted May 7, 2012 at 6:01 am |

    Audio: “a-hem