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… in the Kremlin, 2,000 dignitaries [including "close friend," the former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi] applauded Putin’s every step down the red carpet into a vast hall with gilded columns, the throne room of tsars, where he was sworn in with his right hand resting on the red-bound Russian constitution.

“We will achieve our goals if we are a single, united people, if we hold our fatherland dear, strengthen Russian democracy, constitutional rights and freedoms,”

[Putin] took his place under a huge gilded sunburst, the “All-Powerful Eye,” which was hung so it could cast its rays onto the throne of the czar.

Outside the Kremlin walls, Mr. Putin announced his return in another way. The police swept boulevards and squares, detaining anyone they saw wearing white ribbons, the symbol adopted by anti-Putin activists.

Riot police officers in camouflage charged into cafes and restaurants in search of protesters, in one spot sending cups and glasses flying. Once in police custody, scores of young men were referred to military draft offices.

…Police officers in riot gear charged into the crowd trying to drag out people they thought had pelted them with smoke bombs and rocks, and beat them fiercely with nightsticks.

Mr. Putin’s spokesman, Dmitri S. Peskov, responded by saying that the police reaction was too gentle and that he would have liked to see them crack down harder.

13 Comments!

  1. Posted May 8, 2012 at 7:19 am |

    “Occupy” does not work so well in Mother Russia.

  2. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 7:54 am |

    Until this moment, I had never given much thought to how “short” Putin is!!!!

  3. mojo
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 8:01 am |

    Volga Boatmen wanted…

  4. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 8:09 am |

    ColJ
    Yeah, he needs to work on holding one hand in his jacket.
    I wonder if he swore himself in.
    Next Winter, he’ll kick all the French out.

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 10:47 am |

    Major faux pas there. He forgot to put the ermine trim on his jacket.
    ‘Spose Uhbama is taking notes?

  6. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 1:20 pm |

    Anybody not find any of these visuals — and wording — chilling?

    (3 + 4): Hmmm….. Napoleon: short; Hitler: short; Mao: short (?); uh-oh.

    Next Winter, he’ll kick all the French out. … Ha-ha. But actually, the question is: will his winer offensive bog down on the outskirts of Paris?

  7. Caged Insanity
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 2:19 pm |

    This will happen in America in very short order, but it won’t be the occupiers that are assaulted.

  8. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 6:23 pm |

    Ironic (6)
    “Winter is coming.” — Game of Thrones

    Oh, yeah.
    Forgot to ask if Putin has appointed his horse to the legislature, yet.

  9. mech
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 7:04 pm |

    Back to the Future

    Back to the Past

    Forward to the Past

    Pooty doesn’t need a murder of czars, he is his own czar, see?

    And I don’t think there are many strings on him being pulled by others.

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 8:46 pm |

    ^^ “Winter is Coming” — isn’t that when the White Walkers Ruskies come over the wall?

  11. mech
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 8:49 pm |

    Do they even have a chair anymore to place against the wall?

  12. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 10:37 pm |

    ^ Mech, assuming I understand your question, I expect they will use the piles of bodies of the citizens of breakaway states who do not wish to be re-assimilated in lieu of the chair.

    Aside: Europe is so totally fucked. One way or the other they are going to be someone’s bitch.

  13. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 1:19 pm |

    mech (9)
    Yeah, Czars/Tsars:
    I’m gonna hafta work up some RasPutin jokes, now.

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