Have you ever wanted to ask Michelle Obama a question? Sure, we all have! That’s why the social-media geniuses in the White House created the Twitter hashtag #AskMichelle. And it’s been going almost as well as all the White House’s other Twitter hashtags…
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#AskMichelle: Spanx really work, then?
#AskMichelle: rly?
#AskMichelle: How much JCG is in your “blind” trust?
#AskMichelle: what happened to those fabulous flowered dog-walking shorts? Smithsonian?
#AskMichelle: So… Trierweiler — better or worse?
#AskMichelle: Valerie – what do you really think?
When are you going to take that walk out of the White House and just keep walking–preferably due east?
#AskMichelle, Where do you get those wonderful sweater belts?
#AskMichelle, When Obobo eats a dog does he have its hide made into sweater belts?
#AskMichelle, what is it like being the first Wookiee?
Mooch…..Michelle – I’m glad to see you’re recycling, but wearing Sasha’s sweaters from 2006 looks like shit.
And I always recommend wearing a lapel mic and a $500 T-shirt when digging potatoes.
Good job…if you can get it.
If you went to grade school with Mitt Romney and he dipped your pigtails in an inkwell, contact David Axelrod immediately
[ Jim Treacher ]
BaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Please ask your question in the form of a question.
Mooshe..Michelle didn’t come here to take abuse from none of you honkeys!The Wookiee holds the stomach she riped out of a obese child and replys to the Iwon this one is a keeper.
#AskMichelle: How long did it take you to adjust to pretending you have children and a husband?
#AskMichelle: Isn’t that gonna require a lot of lube? Oh, it’s for US!
I suddenly realized I have nothing to as ask Michelle, except “do you have a conscience? Or, do you feel comfortable wasting taxpayers money to take vacations?
#8 Sherry
Look everybody, a stomach. I’ve got four.
What WASN`T reported with this pitcher by the WAPO & NYSlimes: “Mooschelle got up at 0300am; personally dug up 2 acres of sweet potatoes, made 12 dozens of *sweet potato bisquits*, washed by hand & hung on the line all 187 boob belts to dry AND was fixing to drive to the airport to wash and wax Air Force 1, when stopped by the Secret Service!”
Why? They discovered that Mooshelle was using a box of Tampons that were reported to be laced with fucking Cocaine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Michelle, remember that famous photo* of you hate-glaring Carla Bruni? Was it jealousy because she’s so thin & beautiful, or just because she’s so…. well… French? **
* Wish I could find that photo, but it’s eluding me.
** Yes, I know, born in Italy, but French all the same.
The photo of Mrs o glaring at Carla Bruni can be found on Michelle’s Mirror website.
http://www.michellesmirror.com/
Interesting site for Michelle watchers. ;o>
^ Thanks, nice footage over there.
I particularly liked this pic:
http://lh3.ggpht.com/-BYTkf4Z_Eb4/T6ka0T7QS_I/AAAAAAAAet4/mHkn_G-F3L0/s1600-h/090303-sorry-foreclosed%25255B3%25255D.jpg
(someone please tell me it wasn’t ‘shopped)
She reaped what she sowed –one big honkin’ shweet potato— other than that ??????????????????
Even her damn potato leans to the Left.
@AskMichele how do you keep the mayonise from dripping out of a half-pound burger?
@AskMichele Should I serve Cabernet Sauvignon or MD 2020 with Filet Mignon?
@AskMichele I’m not proud to be an American. Does my husband have to get elected president before I do?
@AskMichele How do I get a $300K per year job in Chicago?
@AskMichele Can I get a grant from the federal government to purchase an industrial-sized deep fryer?
@AskMichele The priest in my neighborhood is all judgmental and stuff. Can you shut him up for me?
@AskMichele When you welcome Anne Romney to the White House next January, will you hug her or give her a polite peck on the cheek?
“Just how well do you know Hillary Clinton?”
Col.,
I guess that’s the kind of cocaine you would want for that purpose.