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30 Comments!

  1. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 8:24 am |

    I thot Teh Plan was not to out him?!?

    what? “Cover” cover?!?
    oh. nevermiiind.

  2. JoeBandMember®
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 8:48 am |

    In commemoration of the Immigrant Fagident’s statement, I went and signed both WA petitions to overturn the homosexual marriage law so willingly signed into law by our “Catholic” wine swilling Governor.

    One would overturn this year’s new legislation, and the other changes the State Constitution to ensure that marriage is only one man and one woman.

    The “brave” statement by the Homodent will ensure enough signatures to get both issues on the fall ballot.

    The last time there was a petition drive on this, the other side went to court and got access to all the signers names and addresses.

    I can always tell them to “Get offa my yard”.

  3. Freddie Sykes
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 9:05 am |

    Obama is not really a Gay President as much as a States Rights President.

    The president stressed that this is a personal position, and that he still supports the concept of states’ deciding the issue on their own

    Barack Obama, the Lester Maddox of the 21th Century.

  4. Posted May 13, 2012 at 9:19 am |

    I think that’s why he tells Eric Holder to do everything he can to help the states with illegal alien problems…..oh that’s right. Eric doesn’t listen.

  5. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 10:08 am |

    If I had a gay son he would *not* look like Obama. I’d hope he wouldn’t act like him either.

    Jess (4): Well Holder is arming them before they even make it across the border; how much more “everything” does one need?

    One man and one woman: Gosh everybody here is so hung up on that. I want to marry four or five women who will idolize me, make a living for me, and incessantly engage me in unnaturally creative & enthusiastic acts of affection. These “social conservative” people keep trying to outlaw that and the GLBT community is really not helping at all. I feel so abandoned.

  6. Brad
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 12:03 pm |

    Teh first gay Prez!

    If he really wants to own that, how about some background?

    An interview with an old boyfriend Larry Sinclair.
    A story about earning a line of coke.
    An allegation that a former lover Donald Young was mysteriously murdered.

    Nah, too much effort.

  7. TimO
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 12:08 pm |

    Gonna be some ‘esplaining to do to Michelle, especially on Mother’s Day….

  8. geezerette
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 12:41 pm |

    Is this for real and some photo shopped cover? Really???

  9. Buzz D.
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 1:04 pm |

    Geeserette, it’s real.
    And isn’t it ironic that Andrew Sullivan wrote the piece? Takes one to know one, I guess. Love the rainbow halo, I hate that gays stole the rainbow, I used to love to look at rainbows.
    Happy Mothers’ Day to all youse Moms!!!!!

  10. geezerette
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 1:11 pm |

    Thanks Buzz— between donating to pro choice for mothers day and seeing “it” with a rainbow halo ????? How come no unicorns? Oh my he didn’t eat them to did he???
    Seeing as I’m one of those moms I will say Thank You for your happy wish.

  11. tctsunami
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 1:40 pm |

    After spending 9 days up in the Huron Mountains helping a friend build a new garage at his camp I’ve come back to a lot of reading to catch up on. No power, no internet, no newspapers. Life was good. I needed a time out from liberals.
    I thought it was a P/S as well but the link shows otherwise.
    How fitting that it be Andrew Sullivan that “outs” Obama.

    Happy Mothers Day to all.

  12. Bruce
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 2:19 pm |

    He was Reggies first ….

  13. Paul
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 4:27 pm |

    First Gay President… well that explains all of Michelle’s vacations ALONE.

    Wonder of those USSS boys were shopping for more than just hookers for the president.

  14. Paul Moore
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 4:35 pm |

    Well, Clinton was the first black President, and the first to be impeached, so Barky had to top that somehow.
    Only the folks in the beltway bubble could think that this cover was a winner.
    Unlesssss- the rats are leaving the ship…?

  15. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 5:31 pm |

    8 + 9: OMG!!!!!!

    Geeserette, until you asked the question, I assumed it was some more of Sondra’s p-shop magic. It did not occur to me it was real. But I saw your post, and thought “NO! But I better go check.”

    …. real, without a hint of sarcasm ….

    At the moment, it feels like there is an eerie quiet surrounding me, while I try to find my back to some reality I can recognize.

  16. Spin
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 5:36 pm |

    Butt just because Frank Marshall Davis left an indelibleimpression on him don’t for a moment think he and his cohorts are amateurs. As Chris Muir brilliantly points out in today Day by Day

    http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/

  17. PeggyU
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 5:41 pm |

    Freddie – States Rights President???

  18. Ironic in Denver
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 5:50 pm |

    The real danger is that if this keeps up and SSM is widely adopted, the court houses will be jammed with gay people trying to marry divorce change their marital status, and straight people will have to wait longer for service.

  19. PatrickP
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 6:29 pm |

    Hahahaha! It just keeps getting better and better.

  20. mech
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 6:38 pm |

    He can take that title into an early and inglorious retirement.

    Seems newsweak found a bigger boob for their cover this week than did time.

  21. Freddie Sykes
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 6:42 pm |

    Paul Moore: Andrew Johnson was the first to be impeached; he won his trial in the Senate by ONE vote.

    All right, PeggyU, I confess: I was just looking for a way to bring up Lester. But that is what Obama actually said and would he lie to us? He said the states should decide. He came out with a very nuanced statement, short on substance and now the people at Newsweek are on his enemies list.

    But I ask you, does he look gay in this picture of him and his college room mate?

  22. Posted May 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm |

    Just for the record, that roommate’s name was “dog”…

  23. Caged Insanity
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 8:02 pm |

    I just found out it wasn’t a photoshop. Took a pipe wrench to get my stomach to un-turn.

    coined a new phrase. The Messiah has a Gay-lo

  24. Bessie May Mucho
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 9:30 pm |

    @3 – Freddie Sykes: But but but that means Teh iWon is a ….

    ….

    ….

    …….

    *drumroll*

    raaaacist *lebenty*

  25. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 9:34 pm |

    And I still don’t thing the gov’t has any business in matters of marriage.

    Is it in The Constitution?

  26. Freddie Sykes
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 9:53 pm |

    Stilton, are you implying that B-HO ATE DOG?

  27. Freddie Sykes
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm |

    Just for the record, here is the picture of the other room mate who took the picture of B-Ho and Dog:

  28. JoeBandMember®
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 5:26 am |

    A gay Muslim.

    Bring on the pig parts.

  29. snap-e-tom
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 10:28 am |

    We need the supreme court to invoke the 14th amendment and rule that any state’s ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional. Otherwise, if I get a sex change and marry a man and then I decide to change my sex back to what it was and then we decide to divorce I will have to go to a state that allows gay marriage to get one, or I would have to change my sex back again to get divorced in my own state.

  30. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 11:17 am |

    Soylent Green’s wrong. (site NSFW)
    It’s not something I would have done,
    because I’d be accused of making fun of gays
    rather than making fun of a jackass.

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