Because they’re just beggin’ for it.
Historical ref: Barrack Obama, Sr., Barry’s dad, married Barry’s mom while Sr was still married;
plus he married another woman later while he was still married … again.
Not sure if this was one of the Dreams of My Father that intrigued the young Barry.
Prob’ly not, but it’s all good entertainment.
*heh* Gonna save Mitt a whole sh*tpotfull’a trouble, too.
Ironic in Denver in comments (4)
[dons tinfoil hat]
This is all a ploy to co-opt Romney’s Mormon base
and to pave the way for mass illegal immigration from polygamous societies.
(Yesss, my preciousssss.) [/tinfoilhat]
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Next you need one with those kids bracelets that look like rubber bands but are molded into all sorts of shapes–to cover all the varieties of diversity.
President of Olympic Proportions?
Well, that has yet to be proven…
Thank Ghod.
Oh, wait…
nevermiiind.
cover all the bases here:
First Amoral President
Doug, I liked those nice little story titles up at the top.
(and do you think this will win him the Mormon vote?)
#3
First Amoral President
Ain’t THAT the truth!
Promise ANTHING, deliver NOTHING!
…a brass knuckle halo??
Is that the ‘Lympianics emblem?
Those Brits are going to have a time with this one.
The London Olympics is going to turn into the biggest wanker fest in decades.
^^ leelu: well, he is fresh from the Chicago political arena.
DougM- You beat me fair and square, though I at least flirted with the topic of Barack senior’s polygamy back on March 29, 2009…
^ LOL!! Thanks for the review Stilton. NOW I can go get my coffee safely.
Yeah, the halos are the Olympic rings flipped. I was too lazy to do a bunch of separate halos.
Ironic (4)
DAMMIT! I hadn’t considered the Mormon co-option angle.
Wait, are they for or against polygamy, these decades? I don’t get the newsletter.
That’s goin’ up top, anyway.
leelu (6) Ironic (8)
*heh* I hadn’t seen that one comin’.
Stilton (9)
Close, but no cigar ashes.
I spewed coffee in his face, though.
Oh, and the interlocking (rather than separated) rings symbolizes polygamy, rather than bigamy or divorce.
(What? Yeah, can I rationalize or what? Who da man? [fives])
DougM- Who da man? YOU da man!
^ Well, to my imaginary friend, here, perhaps.
(What? Hey, I didn’t mean that imaginary’s a bad thing. I mean, I’m not imaginophobic, having been in a few imaginary marriages, personally.)
Doug (11): why shore, u-da-man.
Doug (13), imaginary, an important topic in itself:
- God hates
fagsimaginaries.- Obama, the First Imaginary President.
- Why do Doug’s imaginary friend(s) make more sense than Ron Paul’s?
- Is Doug trying to co-opt the (alleged) Ron Paul delegates and wield their imaginary influence at the Convention?
- Does Doug plan to use those delegates (and his moral rectitude) to take over the upcoming Brokered Republican Convention and make himself the
candidatepresident?- In a Doug Administration, will most White House Czars be imaginary? What about their paychecks.
Doug (11): when you create a work as rich as this post, it is pregnant with unanticipated discoveries, some of which will be delivered.
Polygamy: well BHO already has the moslem vote (gay or not), so that leaves the Mormons. If one checks down near the south Utah border one might discover it to be waaaaaay too alive & well. Been more than one politician who’s somehow not gotten reelected after trying to stamp it out. Not saying it’s the mainstream Mormon position or thinking (how would I know?); but, hey, every vote counts.*
“Under the Banner of Heaven” makes an interesting read.
http://www.amazon.com/Under-Banner-Heaven-Jon-Krakauer/dp/073930657X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1337113459&sr=1-1
* Just to be clear, no one should be literal minded enough to be taking this little post of mine with very much seriousness. On the other hand Obama did say he wanted to “fundamentally change America.”
Ironic (14)
Yep, I imagine so.
The Gay Obama Stimulus:
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/investigations/Stimulus-Grants-Fund-Erectile-Dysfunction-And-Sexual-Habits-Studies-151195105.html
…nearly $1.5 million dollars … part of the federal stimulus program … went to studies into the erectile dysfunction of overweight middle aged men and the accurate reporting of someone’s sexual history.
How stimulating. It’s astonishing that the economy hasn’t really caught fire.
I wonder how many of those overweight middle aged men get an erection when they see BHO’s picture with a rainbow halo? The “stimulus” went to the University of California San Francisco.