visual metaphors
Obobo is 6’1″, right? We hear…
So what’s up with this? Obobo’s Reno Garage Campaign Tour
Did they find Teh Giant Couple of Reno?
And who brings a halfarsed, cheezy platform to “chat” with neighborhood people? Who does that?!? Izzat shade cloth on there? With shop clamps? And what’s with the leedle-tiny seal?
It’s like this couple bought a 3/4-size iW∅n Doll at the Big Lots…
Then the “coffee chat.” They were “Chosen“, yanno…
Chosen: The president sat down with the couple in their kitchen for a two hour meeting after they were chosen because of their savings from his refinancing program
Where he He wouldn’t even drink their coffee?!? Or is that a nice glass of warm vodka on that little cocktail napkin? Two hours?!? Like an Amway salesman who wouldn’t leave!
…though even his hosts said they were not sure if they would vote for him in the coming election.
Ouch.
Here’s a crowd shot showing the teeming masses of supporters…
I counted about 43… Who weren’t obviously talking into their sleeves.
Wait… That woman — the one in red on the left… Is she doing what it looks like she’s doing?
Naaaa — couldn’t be.
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I tell ya, I’m startin’ to feel sorry for the guy. Is he gonna go for the sympathy vote?
Pissin’ in the wind, bettin’ on a losing friend
Makin’ the same mistakes, we swore we’d never make again
And we’re pissin’ in the wind, but it’s blowing on all our friends
We’re gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren. . .
~ Jerry Jeff Walker
The podium thing is a bullet shield that he can duck behind if the crowd goes all Sadat on him. his seal is smaller to reflect the loss of stature of the office, and, it seems, his own. Wow. Two whole hours that our nation wasn’t getting “presided” over. How did we survive?
I believe the woman in red IS doing what it looks like she’s doing.
Awesome!
I bet she doesn’t pick her nose with that finger!!!!!!!!!!!
Did they blur our a tattoo that man has on his arm?
Don’t feel sorry for him. Holder will keep the fake ballots coming & stop the voter ID laws. The unions will stuff the boxes. And his October surprise is attacking Iran so teh stupid vote him back in.
He’s going to have to leave in handcuffs.
Every single thing about this Marxist muslim racist is phony, contrived, scripted, false, whitewashed, teleprompted and wrong. As much as every aspect about obama bothers me I am even more upset about the people that support him. They represent to me a cancer on the soul of America. Is it terminal?
PatrickP — looks like a coumadin bruise to me…
SK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*clap*calp*clap*
Yeah, what a waste. He could have been golfing.
Would two hours have been enough for him to get to the third hole?
I used to think Alice in Wonderland was a brilliant satire or something.
Now I find we are living it. This is just getting so weird.
The coffee cups are staged to make it look like they are having a regular, homey, sit-down chat. There’s no coffee in them and the handles are facing away from the people who would be using them.
These guys are such amateurs… oh, not an original though there, well, anyway, if I were going to ‘shop the prez into that scene I would have made him BIGGER, not smaller, and I would have put a glowing halo over his head… maybe a rainbow one.
My caption for the sit-down picture: “A grieved couple expresses their concern that their gay son may run out of unemployment benefits and food stamps while their president indulges in lame, staged events.”
(The finger: wonder where it was just before she waved at the prez?)
Kinda orange and… squiggly, there, keed.
I like it.
I thought Biden was the one who had to be confined to a playpen.
Whell. As long as we are speck-a-lating here; Note the Kitty kat statues on the kitchen counter.
1. Put there by the missus, to mask her fear for the family “dog”?
2. Put there by OBoBo`s press-weenies to mask their fear for the family “dog”?
“…on a hunch, I checked the couch one night, and found that she was not under it…”
In Ameddika, even the leetle peeples are HUGE!
Caption the first one (a holographic projection out of scale)
“Bammy 0ne, you’re our only dope.”
You shouldn’t pop blackheads.
You risk scaring.
Go with isopropyl rubbing alcohol, 91%, mixed with a 3% solution of hydrogen peroxide.
What is it with the little person pictures?
Is it possible that he’s not actually going anywhere, just appearing courtesy of the secret CIA holographic projection machine?
If so, maybe they’ll have the kinks out of it in time for the Democratic convention and he can appear on stage with the right size.
You may be wondering: besides golf, why would he be appearing as a hologram instead of in person to tie up traffic everywhere?
The answer is obvious — he’s not actually real, and hasn’t ever been. Not only is he the country’s first gay president, he’s the first composite president. Ayres & Dohrn made him up way back and have been faking him ever since…
… and what’s that go to do with “composite?” Easy: he’s the combination of the worst features of all past American presidents, all rolled into one.
Why are these idiots wasting their time. ovomit doesn’t give a fuck what they think. In fact, he’s prolly sitting there thinking about when he might be able to invite earth, wind & fire back to the WH for another PARTY!