Summertime!!!
Be Ware!!!
The 43-year-old woman’s children collected the rocks Saturday at a San Clemente beach, and she tucked them into the pocket of her shorts …
While the woman was standing in her kitchen Saturday about an hour after returning from the beach, the rocks appeared to spontaneously ignite, burning the woman’s right thigh and knee…
The rocks are small, smooth, and orange and green in color. …”The rocks were still smoking when firefighters took them to the hospital,”
Solution? Rock Bucket.
Elaine Bouschard and her grandson, Taylor Callaway, say it was a miracle when they saw this tiny dog fall from the sky.
…”I looked up and the hawk was just flying right here, circling around …”
…Bouschard’s still trying to figure out why the hawk decided to release the puppy from it’s clutches.
“He is so wiggly and his nose, he’s a bulldozer, I could see him wiggling right out of the talons of it,” she said.
…“How cool is this? Okay, again, pennies from heaven, puppies from heaven,”…
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I’ve heard of hot pants, but this is ridiculous.
Or was she misrepresent the truth on some serious subject?
Oh and as for the dog, dropping from a height to open the shell or stop the food from getting away is common practice for some raptors.
Heh, ‘puppies from heaven’. What would teh precedent say?
“Brain Implant Allows Paralyzed Woman To Control Robot With Her Thoughts.”
Uh-oh…
Didn’t see a little turtle drop around there by any chance, didja?
Is that smoke in your pocket or are you just happy to …
(sorry)
I also apologize for not bein’ able to come up with a good joke to tie the two incidents together. All’s I got was:
stones + big bird —> roc
The hawk realized that he was a Republican and therefore could not eat dog.
Yewr shittin me Ironic; right? OBoBo fucked up & trained a Republican hawk to fetch him dogs? OBoBo can. not. catch. a. fucking. break. anymore!!!!
““My thought is that when god drops a puppy from the sky, you keep it,” expressed Bouschard.”
I knew it!!!!! God is a Hawk!!!!!
^ ZZMike. No doubt about it.
And this is from Mech’s post a while back:
http://imageshack.us/f/28/90tons800600.jpg/
Which I would like to relabel “90,000 Tons of Divine
DiplomacyWrath.”All I want to know is, why did the firefighters take the rocks to the hospital? Were they hurt?
Did they have insurance, or is this going on someone else’s dime?
Authorities say that the rocks were coated with phosphorus. No explanation how that came to be, though.
Oh, right, I Claudius (Ep.2 @11:05).
Claudius, as a boy, catches a wolf cub dropped by an eagle.
This was an omen that he would be the protector of Rome.
^ Is the guy in this story going to protect Los Banos?
Justin: One theory (yet unproven) is that they washed ashore from a nearby military base. Phosphorous is used in tracer bullets and other kinds of ordnance.
If it is phosphorous, it’s pretty nasty.
ZZMike: The thought had occurred to me, too, but it doesn’t wash.
How does the phosphorus get from the expended rounds to the rocks, when firing the rounds or ordnance causes the phosphorus burn?
The dog was dropping phospor bombs dangling on the end of the hawks claws and giving instructions.
Then once the lady spotted the pair , they reverted to plan b. Infiltrate the ladys house and regroup later.
So if you see dogs digging in your lawn they are probably digging up a weapons cache.
^ Well, if you thought the President of the United States was about to eat you, you’d be digging up your weapons cache too.
Off San Clemente is a military warning area, noted on maps as “W291″. I have fired live air-to-air missiles in “Whiskey 291″ many times back when I was a fighter pilot. So have a tragabrazillion x 10>8th pwr other military aircraft and ships!!!!!! Entirely possible that phosperous in warheads, over decades could have become rocks that washed ashore…………………..