then have a nice snack
This ain’t related, izzit?
A Pakistani physician accused of assisting the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) in obtaining DNA samples of Osama Bin Laden through a fake vaccination campaign was, on Wednesday, convicted for involvement in anti-state activities by a tribal court, a senior government official said.
“Dr Shakil Afridi was produced before a four-member tribal court Wednesday morning and was sentenced to 33 years in prison and also given a 3,20,000-rupee fine,” Political Agent, Khyber tribal region, Mutahir Zeb Khan…Meanwhile, four years after the terror assault on Mumbai that killed 165 people, which was launched from Pakistani soil by the Lashkar-e-Taiba, and despite ample evidence handed over by the Indian government, not a single person has been convicted for the terror attack. Hafiz Saeed, the emir of the Lashkar-e-Taiba who has been implicated in the Mumbai attack and other terror assaults, not only walks free, but is a celebrity in Pakistan. He is feted by politicians, generals, and the media, despite a $10 million reward offered by the US government for information leading to his arrest and conviction. …
…Pakistan’s closing the NATO supply routes after Pakistani troops initiated the firefight in November 2011 that resulted in the deaths of 24 of its troops…
…Pakistan’s demands that the US continue to fund Pakistani military operations while its military and intelligence service continue to support the Taliban in Afghanistan as well as various jihadist groups…
Naa. didn’t think so.

























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“Since nobody showed up for my speech, I guess I’ll just throw some passes to my staff………Shit!…Where did everybody go?
…not that any of America’s news organizations would EVER suggest any approval or endorsement of the President, of course.
Noooooo, how could you even think such a thing?
Left..! I said go left!
Hah! The president throws a pigskin like a John Edwards.
’30s commie/fascist heroic-poster stance, check.
Wait,
did you … manipulate that photo?
It looks cropped. I’m turnin’ you in.
At least it’s not a Cow Pie—
As I said in a coupla places yesteray,
What aggravates and disgusts me most, I’ve come to think, about the illicit Obamanacy is that after eroding American international influence, destabilizing the once-robust American economy, tainting the already polluted American political system, utterly destroying American free enterprise, adding millions of non-taxpaying foreigners to the American social benefits system, saddling every American citizen with a 6-figure component of the national debt, further aggravating relations between the various American racial groups, and accomplishing virtually NOTHING positive, the alien fraud contaminating the American White House will one day leave the job as a millionaire and hit the lecture circuit with promises of huge appearance and speaking fees, all while basking in the fame, the stipends, the health care, the Secret Service protection, and the emeritus status for which he by no means is eligible or has earned.
The grinning, posturing, lying, hypocritical, racist popinjay will write slanted books, make controversial speeches, allow staged interviews, provide biased commentary, and give disastrous advice while having streets, airports, buildings, schools, libraries, and programs named after him. Like a con-man who has stumbled upon the password to the Teamsters’ Retirement Fund account, he will live the good life at the expense of racial loyalists, white apologists, academic quixotics, and OccupyWhatever merdistes.
When the time comes for the US Mint to produce his coin, it should read “Africa Princeps” on the front in a ring around his grinning face and “Thanks, Suckers” on the back where he is mooning the viewer.
Re: update
Let’s see if Congress follows-through with this.
(Thanks, Claire, now I don’t have to update this.)
He throws a football a lot like he throws a baseball.
Isn’t that the “spike the ball” pic after He killed bin Laden?
“He throws a football a lot like he throws a baseball.”
Yea Alan I was thinking the same thing. Like Lucy in Peanuts Obama would throw it as hard as he can and it hit the ground ten feet away.
Gad what a putz. President Putz that is.
He’s working his way up to the shot put.
In the shot put event,
The following rules are adhered to for a legal throw:
Upon calling the athlete’s name, they have sixty seconds to commence the throwing motion.
The athlete may not wear gloves; IAAF rules permit the taping of individual fingers, however under NCAA rules the athlete may not tape their fingers, except to cover a cut or open wound.
The athlete must rest the shot close to the neck, and keep it tight to the neck throughout the motion.
The shot must be released above the height of the shoulder, using only one hand.
The athlete may touch the inside surface of the circle or stopboard, but must not touch the top or outside of the circle or stopboard, or the ground beyond the circle. Limbs may however extend over the lines of the circle in the air.
The shot must land in the legal sector (34.92°) of the throwing area.
The athlete must exit the throwing circle from the back.
Foul throws occur when an athlete:
Does not pause within the circle before beginning the throwing motion.
Does not begin the throwing movement within sixty seconds of having his or her name called.
Allows the shot to drop below his shoulder or outside the vertical plane of his shoulder during the put.
During the throwing motion, touches with any part of the body (including shoes):
the top or ends of the stopboard
the top of the iron ring
anywhere outside the circle.
Throws a shot which either falls outside the throwing sector or touches a sector line on the initial impact.
Leaves the circle before the shot has landed.
Does not exit from the rear half of the circle.
Does a victory lap before the event is compete.
Tells terrorists we’ve captured information on their whereabouts and operations before we’ve had a chance to use the info and roll up their network.
Lets the guys he’s putting against imprison the guy who helped him get onto the field.
Okay, I added the last three, but the rest is from Wikipedia.
(BHO is left-handed? Did I know that before?)