Moob Ober

Just following instructions here, Boss…

“If this bill passes tomorrow, it will still be completely legal to call me a fag. I just wouldn’t recommend it if you are in the banking business.”

So I should quit callin ya Fanny May, then…

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10 Comments!

  1. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 9:43 am |

    This despicable crook is an insult to honest fags*.

    * I’ve always thought of “fag” as a mild pejorative, kind’a like “cracker,” i.e. it doesn’t really mean much unless said with cruel hatred. Sometimes, it’s just a tweak or jibe, an us-vs-them thing. You know, like callin’ somebody a “Buckeye.”
    (What? Yeah, I know, YMMD; and I never called my brother that, as much as I disagreed with his lifestyle.)

  2. Jess
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 9:47 am |

    I’m guessing they couldn’t get Barney the Dinosaur, so they settled for the Barney with a little less relevance.

  3. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 10:45 am |

    I was never a successful joke teller, where the punchline was a guy talking w a dick in his mouth. WHICH, really, really cuts me out from a punchline where the guy has a lisp……………

  4. ZZMike
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 11:52 am |

    Good ol’ Bunny Fwank.

    And “fag”??? Everybody knows that’s slang for “cigarette”.

  5. geezerette
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 12:37 pm |

    Is that YOUNG fellow his lover??? He’s a cougar.

  6. rickn8or
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm |

    gezerette, or the YOUNG fellow is a golddigger.

  7. The Watcher
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm |

    Put him in a pink suit and he’s…

    Barney, the Alternate-lifestyle Dinosaur.

  8. PatrickP
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm |

    Why is everyone gaying it up so much lately? It’s gross.

  9. Geezerette
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 2:33 pm |

    #6– you got it!!! T’is what I was referring to—

  10. JoebandMember®
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 7:59 pm |

    Years ago, I worked for a local company that used a lot of English made production machinery. From time to time a factory rep would be brought over to oversee installation and the initial start-up.

    The funniest thing was the day this bloke announced, “Oyve got to step outside and have me self a fag”. Being a country boy from the backwoods of Western WA, I was speechless until his cohort said “cigarette, to you yanks”.

    Bonny Fwank makes me sick.

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