Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful AND anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. No kidding!
Bloomy does this for cheap effect. Think about it, when is the last time you bought a greater than 16 oz. single serving sugary drink? And if you did so, are you a giant hummingbird?
So he gets a lot of cheap publicity banning something very few people (even teenagers) drink.
And if you wanted a sugar fix, what is stopping you from going into a supermarket and buying a 64 oz. Mountain Dew?
Nevertheless, I want to live in a land where I can buy a big gulp if I want one. Which is why I do not live in New York. Well that and the outrageous taxes. I lived there, have done that, and do not want to go back.
I think Mr. Bloomy Dump the Lump better start paying attention to what’s going on in his city– there’s a lot more to it than Wall Street– take a look behind that curtain of luxury how those poor fat people he’s so concerned about live and not what they drink or eat—
logdogsmith
Posted June 1, 2012 at 6:25 am |
Big gulps are the latest addition to the child catchers arsenal.
accipiter NW
Posted June 1, 2012 at 7:06 am |
CO2, baby!
Ironic in Denver
Posted June 1, 2012 at 7:25 am |
I followed that link:
Well, duh! The public wants Bloomberg to tell them how to live their lives. Do the math, people:
Being healthy is good.
Soda is unhealthy.
It is the role of government to enforce health.
Bad health in an individual is a burden to society. Hence the right, nay, the obligation of government, run by people like him, to make you healthy.
Thinking anti-social thoughts is bad for your health too. So it’s the job of people like Bloomberg to decide which thoughts are anti-social and make you stop thinking them… for your health, of course.
Hence the name: “The Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.”*
* Now go have a foot-wide donut and rejoice that he still thinks breathing is healthy for you.
mojo
Posted June 1, 2012 at 7:26 am |
Bite me, Bloomie.
Colonel Jerry USMC
Posted June 1, 2012 at 7:40 am |
When reflecting on the highlight of one`s youth, remarking that it was those hot summer day`s when the turned on the fire plugs in your block——means you fucking gooned it!!!!
*returns from innocent-looking linky to give Mojo a *Big Smack**
[not the good kind]
*running cupcakes nuts*
ZZMike
Posted June 1, 2012 at 10:33 am |
Burgermeister, inded! Aber mehr als Burgermeister – er will ein “Leader” werden.
I cannot understand why the People of N.Y. put up with this tin-hat despot. Last week’s story was the bagel shop that was raided by Health Troopers, who found sesame seeds on the floor. What horror!!! He had to spend several thousand $$ upgrading his shop.
He’s originally from somehwere in Europe. He said that over there, they called it corruption and enforced bribery. Over here, they call it something else, but the effect is the same.
PeggyU
Posted June 1, 2012 at 10:37 am |
Fuck Nanny Bloomberg and the bubble wrapped, safety belted, air bag enhanced, sugar free, environmentally friendly pony he rode in on.
JoeBandMember®
Posted June 1, 2012 at 11:48 am |
What the elitists in both parties REALLY want to ban in The Bible.
Ironic in Denver
Posted June 1, 2012 at 11:50 am |
*returns from innocent-looking linky to give Mojo a *Big Smack**
Yeah, I said something seriously profane while slamming shut the window and swearing to never visit wherever the hell that was. Tokyo I think?
No wonder Godzilla was trashing the place.
mojo
Posted June 1, 2012 at 12:49 pm |
Ok, I’ll bite (pun NOT intended):
What does a non-”innocent-looking” link look like?
Paladin
Posted June 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm |
Also from Mojo’s link:
“Sugiyama stated that before his operation he had been tested to be free of any venereal diseases (although during the panel discussion he admitted that he had gone on a one-month sex binge with anonymous internet partners just to make sure he wouldn’t regret the operation)”
“Sugiyama had also intended to include his nipples on the menu, but his attempt to burn them off with sodium hydroxide did not result in anything usable.”
Every single one of those people (The cook, the diners, the support staff) is completely and utterly mad.
Merovign
Posted June 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm |
Finally, a group California voters can look down on – New York voters!
Bloomberg is a pathetic, power-mad tinpot dictator with delusions of adequacy. He wakes up in the morning thinking of who he can push around. Horrific person.
Fat Baxter
Posted June 1, 2012 at 2:23 pm |
Thankfully, I can still get a 20-ounce Scotch in New York!
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20 Comments!
Ich bin ein jellied donut!
Bloomy does this for cheap effect. Think about it, when is the last time you bought a greater than 16 oz. single serving sugary drink? And if you did so, are you a giant hummingbird?
So he gets a lot of cheap publicity banning something very few people (even teenagers) drink.
And if you wanted a sugar fix, what is stopping you from going into a supermarket and buying a 64 oz. Mountain Dew?
Nevertheless, I want to live in a land where I can buy a big gulp if I want one. Which is why I do not live in New York. Well that and the outrageous taxes. I lived there, have done that, and do not want to go back.
Chitty chitty bang bang?
I think Mr. Bloomy Dump the Lump better start paying attention to what’s going on in his city– there’s a lot more to it than Wall Street– take a look behind that curtain of luxury how those poor fat people he’s so concerned about live and not what they drink or eat—
Big gulps are the latest addition to the child catchers arsenal.
CO2, baby!
I followed that link:
Bad health in an individual is a burden to society. Hence the right, nay, the obligation of government, run by people like him, to make you healthy.
Thinking anti-social thoughts is bad for your health too. So it’s the job of people like Bloomberg to decide which thoughts are anti-social and make you stop thinking them… for your health, of course.
Hence the name: “The Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.”*
* Now go have a foot-wide donut and rejoice that he still thinks breathing is healthy for you.
Bite me, Bloomie.
When reflecting on the highlight of one`s youth, remarking that it was those hot summer day`s when the turned on the fire plugs in your block——means you fucking gooned it!!!!
“they”, not “the”…….(fuck!)
PS: Bon Appetit!
*returns from innocent-looking linky to give Mojo a *Big Smack**
[not the good kind]
*running
cupcakesnuts*Burgermeister, inded! Aber mehr als Burgermeister – er will ein “Leader” werden.
I cannot understand why the People of N.Y. put up with this tin-hat despot. Last week’s story was the bagel shop that was raided by Health Troopers, who found sesame seeds on the floor. What horror!!! He had to spend several thousand $$ upgrading his shop.
He’s originally from somehwere in Europe. He said that over there, they called it corruption and enforced bribery. Over here, they call it something else, but the effect is the same.
Fuck Nanny Bloomberg and the bubble wrapped, safety belted, air bag enhanced, sugar free, environmentally friendly pony he rode in on.
What the elitists in both parties REALLY want to ban in The Bible.
Yeah, I said something seriously profane while slamming shut the window and swearing to never visit wherever the hell that was. Tokyo I think?
No wonder Godzilla was trashing the place.
Ok, I’ll bite (pun NOT intended):
What does a non-”innocent-looking” link look like?
Also from Mojo’s link:
“Sugiyama stated that before his operation he had been tested to be free of any venereal diseases (although during the panel discussion he admitted that he had gone on a one-month sex binge with anonymous internet partners just to make sure he wouldn’t regret the operation)”
“Sugiyama had also intended to include his nipples on the menu, but his attempt to burn them off with sodium hydroxide did not result in anything usable.”
Every single one of those people (The cook, the diners, the support staff) is completely and utterly mad.
Finally, a group California voters can look down on – New York voters!
Bloomberg is a pathetic, power-mad tinpot dictator with delusions of adequacy. He wakes up in the morning thinking of who he can push around. Horrific person.
Thankfully, I can still get a 20-ounce Scotch in New York!