I’ll buy that for a dollar!

Just when I was lamenting that I haven’t bought a new pair of shoes in FIVE WHOLE MONTHS I come upon these never been worn at a garage sale today…

17 Comments!

  1. Spin
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 10:21 pm |

    I come upon these never been worn at a garage sale today…

    Did they pass the sniff test?

  2. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 10:29 pm |

    Of course you checked for spiders before you stuck your feet in ‘em, right?

  3. Posted June 2, 2012 at 10:57 pm |

    Those are beyond Gay. In fact, I could almost turn Super Gay­™, just so I could wear them.

    What stopped me was this: You could never find a belt to match.

    And that’s the bottom line.

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 11:06 pm |

    ^ I already have TWO purses that will.
    And a belt…….

  5. mech
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 6:41 am |

    I think my mom had a leather fringe vest, from the middle of the last century when such things were popular, that might go with those.

    You do have a paisley headband and round sunglasses of a pink hue to complete the set?

  6. rickn8or
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 7:31 am |

    It was like it was meant to be…

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 8:28 am |

    Please tell us you’re not going to go all Fauxcahontas Warren and claim you’re part Indian.
    Better just wear them around the house, or the reporters will be all over you.

  8. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 9:57 am |

    Doc Marten slippers for a buck.
    On Sale: only .75 cents a slipper!

    Hebe Finklestein`s garage sale

  9. mojo
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 10:06 am |

    “There’s a reason.”

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 10:33 am |

    Oh thank God!

    A happy, upbeat, non-poitical, non-social commentary thought. (and by the way, congrats on your happy find)

    Sondra (4): I already have TWO purses that will. And a belt –> coordinated accessorization.* Now all you need is an iBook/iPhone/iPad skin/cover to match.**

    * Accessorization needs to be a word, even if it’s not in my dictionary.

    ** At least one of those two purses has a gun pocket, right?

  11. Posted June 3, 2012 at 2:01 pm |

    Still looking for that belt… I must have one here somewhere…

  12. Ironic in Denver
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 2:19 pm |

    ^ just use a strip of leather suede the right shade, maybe sew some fringe on the ends, and cinch it around your middle with a square knot, martial-arts-color-belt style.

  13. Posted June 3, 2012 at 3:30 pm |

    ^ I already have a Red Belt in Lung Fu.

    Snatch the pebbles from my hand, grasshopper. G’won, I dare you.

    Not as easy as it looks, huh?

  14. geezerette
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm |

    You need bell bottom jeans and a vest– don’t get mad at me but the first thing I tho’t of was P wee Herman. Sorry

  15. Ironic in Denver
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 8:25 pm |

    ^ Eek!!

  16. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 3, 2012 at 8:46 pm |

    I don’t just have a couple pairs of bell bottoms….I have supah flares!

  17. geezerette
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 7:02 am |

    Supah flares with embroidery? They have to be frayed a bit on the bottom.

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