Save me from “Teh Reformed Man”

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[Alec Baldwin][written at HuffPo - linky safe to Politico]
I think Mayor Michael Bloomberg is right. At least in spirit.

*sigh*

At first, my response to Bloomberg’s critics was more visceral. Some libertarian types don’t mind government intervention in the matrimonial decisions of gay men and women. They look the other way at wars fought in our name in places they can’t find on a map. They want courts to get involved when they want to tear down the wall between Church and State.

Yeah. All the “Libertarian Types” I know want to institute a gov’t religion.

Food is a drug. At least in the way it is marketed today, which is significantly different from when I grew up. As a child, sweets were referred to as “treats,” and were dispensed far more judiciously than they are today. The proliferation of fast food restaurants that serve high fat, high sugar meals, as well as places like Dunkin Donuts, which are simply sugar dispensaries, has evolved as well.

A “drug”?

* I recently lost over 30 pounds by giving up the lion’s share of refined sugar in my diet and reducing my intake of pasta, rice and bread. I switched to almond milk and have reduced my dairy consumption significantly.

Here we go….

I once lost 30 pounds by eating exactly the same things I was eating before — just half the amount. After about a week, it felt normal. Stayed that way, too.

I watched the HBO documentary The Weight of a Nation [and now I'm a freakin expert] and many of the overweight people interviewed there spoke of being not only demoralized, but confused by a chronic weight gain that they struggled with and were ultimately powerless to overcome. I can relate.

I exercised constantly yet watched my weight climb until I was certain something was wrong with me. In May of 2011, that fear was confirmed. I was told I was pre-diabetic and needed to aggressively rethink and regulate my diet. Gone were the days when I could eat a peanut butter cookie the size of a hubcap with my 5pm coffee as a “snack.” With age, my body had changed. My health had changed. My ability to process significant amounts of sugar was gone. I was sick. And I wanted to get well.

So you want me to believe that you didn’t know a “peanut butter cookie the size of a hubcap” was gonna make ya fat? Actually, I do believe you didn’t know that… considering….

Many of those who cry loudest about measures like the one Bloomberg has proposed are probably sick, too: hooked on high fat, high sodium and high sugar diets who don’t want their “drug” taken away.

So your diagnosis of pre-diabetic is the same as an “addictive sickness”?

Americans are obese, and in some areas of high concentration, morbidly obese, in numbers that are sapping the treasuries of the fifty states, undercutting U.S. competitiveness, and leaving this country vulnerable to a set of long-term health crises that we will struggle to overcome, if ever.

“Criiiisis in Black and White” *runz in circles*
[erm, what if people had to pay for their own health care costs? Not for everyone else's personal choices? Hm? No? ok -- just a thought....]

All the while, millions will die, unnecessarily, simply because they fell victim to the marketing of unhealthy dietary choices.

“Death!! Destruction!!! Victimhooood!!!!
“Cause of death: Victimhood”

Whether you think an elitist, billionaire New Yorker has any business blocking your path to the soda fountain is one issue. His motives, however, are unquestionable.

I will ask no queations about his motives. I don’t give a wet cookie about his “motives.” I’m interested in — you should pardon the expression — the outcome.

What has happened is that we’ve allowed the gov’t to intercede in a transaction between two [somewhat, formerly] Free Individuals. A Restaurant owner figures his profit margins, costs and customer base and has chooses to offer what will make him profit and what his customers want to buy. Mayor Mommy has interfered with that free transaction to the detriment of both the seller and the buyer for no benefit to anyone.

If you really, really believe that it is the duty of the gov’t to save people from their own choices, why not make cheezeburgers, cake, donuts, candy, peanut butter cookies the size of a hubcap and sodas completely illegal to sell or possess?

Why not mandatory gov’t-enforced exercise programs?

Oh…. wait.

the Institute of Medicine has just unleashed a report — 478 pages, corpulent in its own right — addressing the topic. It advances the notion that obesity is not an individual shortcoming requiring voluntary personal reformation, but a societal problem requiring compulsory systemic change.

…The New York Times’ Mark Bittman likens foods with added sugar to tobacco, and asks, “How do we regulate the consumption of dangerous foods? … We need the government on our side. It must acknowledge the dangers caused by the most unhealthy aspects of our diet and figure out how to help us cope with them.”

Warning, Will Robinson!!!!

At a “Harvard Thinks Big” confab earlier this year, evolutionary biologist Daniel Lieberman offered his own bright idea for tackling the nation’s obesity epidemic. Merely medicating it won’t do, he said, and education is well-meaning but ineffective. His answer? “Coercion. … We should start telling corporations what to do.” But not just corporations. He also advocated — “to hearty applause,” the Harvard Gazette noted — “requiring people to exercise.”

Orwell to the White Courtesy Telephone, please.

All this sturm und drang seems odd, or at least oddly timed — because the obesity epidemic has actually leveled off. Rates of obesity in men have remained largely stable for the past eight years. Among white women, obesity has not risen for the past 12 years. …reports The Washington Post.

So if obesity rates have not changed significantly, what has? Government’s share of total spending on health care — which was 41 percent in 2007 — is expected to exceed 52 percent by 2019, whether the Supreme Court upholds the Affordable Care Act or not. And the government says obesity costs a lot of money: more than $150 billion a year, by some estimates.

Those estimates are wildly inflated by the inclusion of factors such as “the value of income from decreased productivity”*cough*bullshiite*cough* and “the value of future income lost by premature death.” *cough*morebullshiite*cough*

See? Getting the gov’t involved always produces better outcomes!!lubenty11!!

Since Jones is being forced to pay for Smith’s medical care, goes the argument, Smith should be forced to stay fit and trim, lest he become a burden on Jones. And since he cannot be expected to do so on his own — owing to “obesogenic” factors [see? victimhood *is* fattening!] and whatnot — he should be made to. Even through compulsory exercise, if that is what it takes.

Of course the coercionaries could leave Smith alone, if they simply left Jones alone too. But this solution never seems to occur to them, does it? And why should it? It would require a certain degree of humility and restraint. Besides, they already know the solution: In the event of any government failure, apply more government directly to the wound.

Thank you.

So it comes down to this clear demonstration that Nationalized “Health Care” is entirely about furthering gov’t control of personal choices and commercial interaction. Somebody make the argument for me that that is Constitutional.

20 Comments!

  1. Caged Insanity
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 11:22 am |

    Foods in general are not drugs. Some of the stuff that the government requires be put in them, however…

  2. ZZMike
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 11:28 am |

    Good for you, Big Alec! You worked it out all on your own (with maybe a little prodding from your doctors).

    Now go away and let us do the same thing.

    “… Since Jones is being forced to pay for Smith’s medical care …”

    … and will be forced to pay even more under Obamacare. (Let’s skip the insignificant point that Jones is really not going to have to pay all of Smith’s expenses.)

    “..Smith should be forced to stay fit and trim, lest he become a burden on Jones. ”

    So when Smith gets to be 80 or 90, and can no longer “pull his weight”, he should not then become a “burden on society”, and should gracefully and voluntarily exit this mortal plane.

    (Who was the Dickens character who kept saying she didn’t “want to be a burden” on his/her family?)

  3. ZZMike
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 11:30 am |

    caged: “Foods in general are not drugs”

    Well now, food is addictive…..

  4. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 11:55 am |

    Constitution: “….and the pursuit of happiness….” If the pursuit is fucking mandatory, then happiness ain`t NEVER gonna be reached!!!
    {Dork Alert}

  5. PeggyU
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 11:56 am |

    Saw a very interesting bit on the history channel the other night. During the 18th century, and on up through the 1950′s, Americans were the tallest, strongest, healthiest people on the planet. They have since fallen to (if I remember correctly) around 10th place, behind Sweden and Denmark, among others.

    Why? During the founding of our nation, there was an abundance of protein and fat in people’s diets. There was also a variety of produce. A person’s diet ran between 4,500 and 5,000 Calories, on average. What is the diet recommendation for today? Around 2,500 I believe, for an active adult man. I suppose all of the walking and heavy manual labor managed to burn that extra two thousand Calories.

    I remember my grandparent’s kitchen. Grandma and Grandpa were up early, had a substantial breakfast, worked outside, then had a large lunch (which they called “dinner”). Then … back to work until suppertime. Supper was a lighter meal, usually. I believe that was the diet and lifestyle that produced the best results. There was plenty of meat and fattening food and fresh vegetables (they nearly always had dessert, which is something our family rarely does). Both of my grandparents lived and worked into their late 90′s, even though grandpa smoked like a chimney and had emphysema.

  6. mojo
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm |

    There is none more fervent than the reformed whore.

  7. ZZMike
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 12:34 pm |

    Peggy: You might be on to something: “walking and heavy manual labor” … “back to work until suppertime.” … “and worked”.

    Those were the days when “work” did not equate to filling out forms and making phone calls from the office.

    On the other hand, When Exercise Is Bad For Your Health

    “The US study comprising researchers from a number of institutions looked at over 1500 people and their reactions to vigorous exercise, finding that at least 10 percent of the participants suffered worse health afterwards.”

    I figure, better safe than sorry.

  8. Paladin
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 12:54 pm |

    ‘Smith!’ screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. ’6079 Smith W.! Yes, you! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You’re not trying. Lower, please! That’s better, comrade. Now stand at ease, the whole squad, and watch me.’

  9. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 1:14 pm |

    what if people had to pay for their own health care costs?
    That’s the crux of the matter. If government provides a (service or benefit = money), then the gov’t calls the shots.
    If we’d do what Claire suggested, where individuals are bound by the cost and terms of a contract with their insurance company or doctor, then Darwin and Free Market will drop medical costs, and we ‘d have a healthier population.

  10. mojo
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 2:19 pm |

    What about the curse of “Shooo Junkies”?

    Nothing sadder than… EEEEEEEEK!

  11. Lance
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 2:22 pm |

    dick, NQDWG (9), cited from Claire’s post,
    “erm, what if people had to pay for their own health care costs?”
    What hit me is the question, “Where’s the gubbmint get the
    money to ‘pay for health care costs’?

    Imagine how many more people the gubbmint can hire to ‘require’
    peeps to exercise! They would also have to supervise our ‘eating’.
    What would be the best name for this new agency?

    After re-reading Claire’s post I feel that this entire subject is less
    about what we choose to eat, drink & exercise, etc. & more about
    finding reasons, justifications & excuses to take absolute control
    of every aspect of our lives. Our universities have been teaching
    that more & more since at least the 30′s so you now have 2nd &
    3rd generation elite ‘socialists’, ‘fascists’ & ‘communists’ all
    throughout academia, gubbmint & the media & a lot of society.

    There seems to be an amazing similarity to the way these, ‘it’s for
    your own good’ & ‘we know what’s best for you’ programs are
    brought into gubbmint’s proclamation & then programs & funding.
    More & more I think that O’bamacare is about a lot more than
    healthcare & more the basic context or framework for the socialist
    etc. takeover! And almost half the voters want to re-elect O’Bambam!
    Someone here on da Porch once said, “WASoF”! Amen.

  12. blindshooter
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm |

    We need not worry about too many getting fat. If we keep on printing money one day soon everyone will be working their asses off to raise food and then fighting somedude(that was fed by the SNAP program that’s no longer around) who is now trying to kill you for your tater patch. Soon enough we’ll likely all be skinny.
    Oh, and piss on Alec Baldwin.

  13. Gomer
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm |

    Is there none whose virtue is so chaste as that of the reformed Harlot?

    Piss on both Baldwin and Bloomberg

  14. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 3:33 pm |

    His motives, however, are unquestionable.

    The end justifies the means.

  15. Walt
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 8:47 pm |

    The prick thinks well of himself, doesn’t he? When you see him, tell him he did really, really well to lose that thirty pounds, then say, “Now, if you can just lose the next forty, you could be good.” Keep moving his self esteem target.

  16. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 9:24 pm |

    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
    — C. S. Lewis

  17. Merovign
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 11:01 pm |

    Haters gotta hate, controllers gotta control.

    And if you resist their efforts to control you, they’ll get *nasty*.

  18. Spin
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 3:06 am |

    They came for the trans fats but I ate no trans fats…

    Then they came for the salt but I ate no salt…

    Then they came for my goddamn Big Gulp.

    /for the record I don’t drink “tonic” anymore either/

  19. Jess
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 5:30 am |

    Of all the people to ask for an opinion and they ask Alec Baldwin.

    What’s next? Asking Alec how to have effective communication with your daughter?

  20. PeggyU
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 8:00 am |

    ^ Snerk!

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