tsunami of weird
Is it Summer Silly Season already? …or just “The New Normal”?
Remember the Summer of 2001? Shark Attack!!! Welcome to the Summer of 2012: Zombie Attack!!!
Girlfriend of Rudy Eugene, ‘Miami cannibal,’ hires lawyer Gloria Allred*sound of cloven hooves*
Cannibal comment proves unpalatable
“The cannibal killer almost ate me too”
Yeesh. Gonna be a long crunchy hot summer…
But never fear; the CDC is On The Job
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” a CDC spokesman said in an email to The Huffington Post.
[NB safe Reuters link]
hm…. Not what they said on their blog earlier this Spring.
[CDC 24/7: Saving Lives. Protecting People.™] Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
No Zombies, eh? So how do ya ‘splain this, eh?
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I can’t comprehend zombies, cannibals, nor the stupid sociopath thieves sipping their $5 Starbucks drinks.
It seems all consistent with Obama’s world view and efforts in office. Can we say these incidents are Obama’s fault?
We can chant something like: “Obama’s deceiving! People are being eaten!”
Choom’s Zombies!!!!!!
The evil, amoral, airhead, self-centered bitches needs some chain gang time.
Never met them, but I hate them.
Oh ok. Been saving this one.
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p239/SherryPM72/OBAMA-DEMONICzombie.jpg
Speaking of tsunami, there are bigger things washing ashore than Sondra’s Godzilla egg:
http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2012/06/tsunami-loosened_dock_on_orego.html
“NEWPORT — A massive dock that landed this week on Agate Beach more than a year after the Japan tsunami ripped it from its moorings is raising all kinds of questions about how to dismantle it and what to do with countless organisms that hitched a ride onboard.”
Can’t we just call them up and ask them to take it back?
Or maybe advise them of local littering laws and write them a citation?
*snerk*
…I especially like the part about “foreign organics”
SherryM’s post is soooooo racist.
Everybody knows that all zombies are white people… like Bush…. and Zimmerman…. and Herman Cain.
I note that all the cannibals are in *Blue places*! Assumption: Libturds are eating their own. Which can mean only one thing, All Red will declare (natch, w/o a scintilla of evidence…) that the zombies come from—wait for it——–The Tea Party!!!!!!! (…after all, we know all about “Tea and
CrumpetsCheeks!”…)Re: Rudy Eugene’s girlfriend.
Ergo: The very definitions of a zombie.
They better be keeping a close eye on Poppo. I’m surprised he hasn’t started turning yet.
Speaking of eating brains and other gross things, did ya hear Obama is lamenting about the lack of enthusiasm his wife has for sex?
http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/06/obamas-risqu-joke-125518.html
^^^*galloping cupcakes*^^^^
Supposedly, zombies were always created with a drug.
Maybe somebody stumbled on the formula by accident?
Logdog,
I see only 2 newsworthy items here;
1. It`s fucking *Politico*, an OBoBo fishwrapper!!!
2. What *woman* would get excited for a narcissist wearing Mom Jeans?
(Barney Frank——-on the other *hand*…..)
If I had to be around Moosehille, I would pray that she have no interest in sex.
#11, Mojo, I think I found the formula:
1 part white rum
1 part golden rum
1 part dark rum
1 part apricot brandy
1 part pineapple juice
1 part papaya juice
½ part 151-proof rum
Dash of grenadine or other syrup
Invented by a white guy, so it’s Bush’s fault or Donn Beach’s fault….
Amazing. Brain dead, yet still walking and talking.
The thieves are beyond belief. At least a few years ago.
If only stocks in the city square with ample old fruits and vegetables available to throw (only the soft stuff so no one gets hurt) were still permitted. For these two I’d vote to bring back the tradition for a week.
Too bad they didn’t do their crime in Singapore. Then there might be a bit of fear and remorse. No, they wouldn’t even have thought of it then.
The judge needs to award those two some serious weeks to pick up trash along the highway with vests fashionably and legibly emblazoned “stupid thief”.
Have all Progs been cursed by voodoo spells?
logdogsmith (9): I’m guessing she can do more pushups, etc. Maybe he’s just feeling a little… well, unappreciated. Is it possible that he needs to have explained to him the
peccadilloesprerogatives of Democratic presidents? He better hurry up November is coming.Brain dead, yet still walking and talking. Zombies can talk? [*makes quick check of mainstream media anchor shows*] Why, yes they can. Who knew?
No one has linked to the best zombie gag EVAH?
http://youtu.be/RWpU8sX10_4
Not just those skanks, but also their parents need taken out behind the woodshed and flogged.
With these shining examples, is it any wonder the younger generation overwhelmingly supports a redistributive executive branch?
Please tell me that this is a joke video?
Astonishing……absolute, profound, moral vacuity…..
Here is the original story–from 2008–on those two thieves: Teens Unremorseful After Stealing From Girl Scout
Teen sentenced for stealing money from a girl scout
Stefanie Woods: ‘Cookie Monster’ gets15 days in jail for violating probation
It seems that the drug treatment and “correctional” systems are a farce. Either make them “correctional” or make them punitive. Don’t just make them playgrounds for abusive guards and hardened criminals as that just turns out people who are better-trained criminals.