congratulations to todaze Lympian!


( * )

Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

24 Comments!

  1. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 10:26 am |

    Kind’a wondering why that last line was addressed to “the ladies.”
    Not that there’ anything wrong with that.

  2. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 10:39 am |

    ^ owie!!!!!!!!

  3. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 10:55 am |

    All you porch wimminz try to control yourselves.

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 11:01 am |

    No longer interested…he’s dirty now.

  5. Wollf
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 11:05 am |

    “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
    Albert Einstein

    I keep saying I’ll never click one of these stories again, and then I do……

    I am certifiable, I s’pose. :)

  6. geezerette
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 11:43 am |

    Are they for real??? For being a Geezerette I still have a lot to learn.

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 12:04 pm |

    I just came back from the DMV. All those guys were there.

  8. Wollf
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 12:12 pm |

    ^^ Behind the counter…….

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 12:21 pm |

    Finally! A dating service where “Earl from Iowa” could, potentially, get a response. Regrettably, it would be the (cough) *lady* with the bandaids all over her face!

    But, who knows? Love is blind, right? What? .oOH, I hadn`t considered the sense of smell thingy. Mebbe when the have a sale at Walmarts on a quart of SureFuck cologne? That, plus a herd of them OCCUPY wenches…

  10. TimO
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm |

    Too bad about the last line. If anything, he doesn’t need to BREED….

  11. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 3:53 pm |

    I would love to see what “Deflowered” him.

  12. Todd
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 3:54 pm |

    I think it’s really classy that he bragged about both being a virgin and getting some.

  13. MCPO
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 5:05 pm |

    My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
    He said I need treatment but I’m not that easily led
    He said I was the type that was most inclined
    When out of his sight to be out of my mind
    And he thought I was nuts
    No more ifs or ands or buts. . .

  14. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 5:43 pm |

    a sale at Walmarts on a quart of SureFuck cologne
    Oh shit, LMFAO!!
    ColJ – losing a keyboard to a blast of snot and CocaCola was worth it!!

  15. Wollf
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 5:51 pm |

    Alan, #11…. No you wouldn’t, trust me.

  16. tctsunami
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 5:53 pm |

    I think he’s doing a great public service.
    To anyone that is feeling down and out. Or maybe just lonely and thinks no one cares about them, Heck, what if your just plain suicidal. All they have to do is look this guy up. Guaranteed to improve anyone’s self esteem. All they have to do is realize that they could have been him.

  17. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 7:55 pm |

    Larry?

  18. Hog Whitman
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 8:16 pm |

    “We like music and double-dating.”

    Photobucket

  19. Ironic in Denver
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 10:28 pm |

    Dick (14):

    1) Put your snotted up keyboard face down in the top rack of the dishwasher.
    2) Set the washer for light wash and no heat dry.
    3) Turn it on, let it cycle, then let it drip dry for a couple of days.

    It will likely then be fine.

  20. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 11:15 pm |

    I in D (19)
    Thanks – will that work for my face too?

  21. forest hunter
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 2:43 am |

    #11 Alan: I think it was Howard Dean, in the Study, with the candlestick holder.

  22. JoeBandMember®
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 5:22 am |

    He must have been enlisted in the butt brigade over the weekend in ‘Lympia.

  23. Professor Hale
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 8:06 am |

    Someone has been trolling OKCupid.

  24. mojo
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 11:28 am |

    “Awwww, did a woman break your heart? Well, here – suck a dick!”
    – Sam Kinison

target=