“The private sector is doing fine!”
Authorities are investigating a series of traffic collisions in the San Gabriel Valley…
[Secretary of Commerce John Bryson] was driving a Lexus in the 400 block of South San Gabriel Boulevard shortly after 5 p.m. Saturday, when he allegedly rear-ended a Buick as it was waiting for a train to pass … After briefly stopping to talk to the three men inside the Buick, Bryson left the location in the Lexus and then struck the Buick a second time…
Bryson continued to drive his Lexus into Rosemead [where] he allegedly crashed into a second vehicle near the intersection of San Gabriel Boulevard and Hellman Avenue…
There authorities found him alone and unconscious behind the wheel of his ca
“Secretary Bryson was involved in a traffic accident over the weekend,” the Commerce Department said Monday. “He was taken to the hospital for examination and has been released [and is doing "just fine!"]. He has sustained no injuries and the investigation is ongoing.”
…Bryson suffered a seizure …
Well, at least it wasn’t “suffering from exhaustion”…
I’m sure it has nothing whatsoever to do with this story:
Los Angeles County officials are investigating what appeared to be a pair of lungs found on a sidewalk in unincorporated South Los Angeles.
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“…Bryson suffered a seizure … probably caused by the effort to explain/defend the Prez’s latest statements about the state of the “private sector”…
I note in a later article that the peeps in both cars, who initially said they were *Okay*——now report that they feel *kinda sore*!
{…Sound of clooven hooves????….}
“Better stay away from him -
He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim…”
– Warren Zevon
No, he probably was suffering from either a stroke or diabetes onset.
Stuff like the ability to drive would be one of the first things to go.
Four inches long, no problem.
Four inches wide? Yeah right.
We won’t have to worry about him driving again. But – why was an exalted Secretary of Something driving himself? What are chauffeurs for?
He probably has a D.C. driver’s license, so they’ll have to revoke it.
“I had broken my lungs – that’s what it was – and I was in the process, of gluing them back together…”
Los Angeles County officials are investigating what appeared to be a pair of lungs found on a sidewalk in unincorporated South Los Angeles.
(Canadian queer porn actors having a convention in LA?…..)
…they told him that he should have that cough looked at. . .
LA say. Keep lookin. There’s bound to be a multitude of nut sacks formerly connected to conservative politicians somewhere.