theology 101: dietary laws

No soup for you.*

* Updated: mech comment (4)

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10 Comments!

  1. geezerette
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 6:08 pm |

    No free pork ribs with hot sauce???

  2. Brad
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 6:26 pm |

    NEVER be a part of a religion that tells you what to eat.*
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    *Not the only reason for athiesm.

  3. Merovign
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 8:31 pm |

    Keep your cult out of my mouth.

    Pretty much all diets are religion. The dictates are poorly explained, the followers are rabid, they contradict each other.

    Low-fat, low-carb, calorie-counters, sugar-busters, south beach or caveman. Not interested in being proselytized or having laws to enforce your religion on me.

  4. mech
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm |

    Any soup for them?

  5. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 9:00 pm |

    ^ mech made me brush pipe ashes off my lap.

    UPDATE: Actually, that’s so good, I’m going to update the post with that.

  6. Jess
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 2:59 am |

    Judging by the way liberals act, I’m beginning to think they subsist on a diet of anal sphincters.

  7. geezerette
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 5:33 am |

    No soup and no fries either just cheeps.

  8. rickn8or
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:27 am |

    …”I’m beginning to think they subsist on a diet of anal sphincters.”

    Jess, wouldn’t that be a form of cannibalism?

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 7:28 am |

    “Concerned about your waistline?” No problem, strap on a *boob belt* (…elastic, capable of withstanding 2000 psi….) and eat!!

    {Please read small print; “Use caution when bending down to toilet seat. Explosive omni-directional fecal matter may exceed toilet dimensions”…}

  10. Steve in Greensboro
    Posted June 16, 2012 at 8:32 am |

    The Wookie and the man with the paper a$&hole are two good reasons to avoid vesting much power in government; a la Hayek, the people who rise to the top of government are likely to be combination of stupid, criminal, insane and arrogant (plus really ugly in the Wookie’s case).

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