today’s audience participation

Pick a word and re define it for the Lympian dictionary…

Bonus points for using it in a sentence.

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16 Comments!

  1. Paladin
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 10:16 am |

    Barameter.

    A subjective gage on how many times the swindler in chief repeats a recycled campaign slogan.

    Did you see the President’s speach last night? The barameter was off the scale!

  2. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 11:33 am |

    ‘Lympian (n)
    1. delusional left-wing resident of Olympia
    2. one who resembles a delusional left-wing resident of Olympia
    3. an employed hippie

    ‘Lympian (adj)
    1. resembling a ‘Lympian
    2. possessing considerable belief in a left-wing delusion
    3. reality-averse combined with America-averse
    4. left-wingier than thou
    5. motivated by the desire to be as cool as a San Franciscan
    6. mostly harmless

    Ex:
    A true ‘Lympian world would be indistinguishable from a psychotic episode.

    N.B. (avoiding pejoratives):
    ‘Lympian should not be confused with limpdickian.
    It’s an insult to limpdicks.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 11:44 am |

    too easy – taxes = investments, …. hmmmmm
    Economic justice – government swag
    We have economic justice here in Olympia; ex.: When I retire at age 38 after 20 years as a school janitor, I’ll be making $110,000 a year and get an 85% pension payable immediately and Uhbama, in his sixth term, will forgive my mortgage.
    Social justice – everybody gets equal government swag; ex: substitute any job for janitor above.
    Budget – place where we get more justice.
    Election winner – guy who promises more justice.
    Lifestyle – any regular activity not requiring any responsibility.
    Trillion – a number we need more of to get more justice
    Fair – anything that gives me more justice; it’s very fair if everybody gets more justice.
    Justice – obs.; an officer of the court, a magistrate or judge; a rightful or fair outcome.
    ………..- ‘Lympian new meaning – free stuff

  4. bocopro
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 11:47 am |

    Rather than re-defining a word, how ‘bout a neologism: “exhaustipated”

    As in the sentence, the chutzpah, smugness, and double standards displayed by liberals have left me exhaustipated.

    Meaning . . . too tired to give a shit

  5. jw
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 12:09 pm |

    teleprompter. a verb meaning a speech long in rhetoric and style, devoid of substance.

    example:

    dude, obama totally telepromptered the state of the union last night.

  6. JoeBandMember®
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 12:19 pm |

    Pharisees.

    When a ‘Lympian would read my comments to the snoozepaper, back in the day, hate is all a Pharisees.

    So they called two other members of the butt brigade and had my comment deleted, by mass clicking of the “abuse” button.

    They still think I post there.

  7. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm |

    Refucked (verb). Where a lympian, in a conversation with Headmissy, is technically *fucked*. When that same Lympian attempts another conversation with Headmissy, they are “refucked.” Refucked is generally accepted as an exponential increase from the word, fucked!

  8. Thunderbottom
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 1:40 pm |

    Baracks: noun; (1) government-operated housing, usually inhabited by people dependent upon government largess – “There was a riot after a police shooting of some local in the baracks on the southeast side last night.” (2) extremely high-income area containing a high percentage of avid supporters of the President – “The President attended another political fundraiser at some townhome in the baracks on the east side.”

  9. Zipser
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm |

    thatillfitter – an assessment offered to a friend when shopping for the friend’s wife.

    “Hey, Zipser. You think this will look good on the bride?

    “Yep, thatillfitter.”

  10. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 6:50 pm |

    Obamanem (n.) Barack Hussein Obama and other associated Chicago crooks.

  11. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 8:41 pm |

    racist: one who disagrees

    synonyms: bigot, homophobe

  12. Caged Insanity
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 12:52 am |

    right – anything I want for any reason.
    gun – blanket term covering a wide range of self animating weapons that can, and have, without warning, spring up and start shooting people randomly.

  13. Stick
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 4:17 am |

    Damn. They’s some smart people here.

  14. JoeBandMember&#174
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 5:23 am |

    RamDass.

    The new sport center and bathouse being built in Downtown Olympia.

    You don’t need a sentence to understand the meaning.

  15. JoeBandMember®
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 5:24 am |

    Ok. it’s too early in the morning to remember html.

  16. Izzy
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 4:29 pm |

    Arbitrareum: (n) A place where decisions are made, without regard to logic or common sense.

    Expecting the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals to present a coherent argument for their decisions is fruitless, they make their decision in an arbitrareum.

    BTW, my son said this word yesterday when speaking of an arboretum. But, I was so taken with it, I’ve decided to share.

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