I love the stink of Desperation In The Morning

Now on sale at Obobo.com!

…and it’s “gravy boat,” Child.

[anyone else get the feeling this "campaign" is being run by interns and high-skoolerz?]

Maybe the source of the Desperation In The Morning scent is decisions like this? [NSFW -- yet it took place on an official White House Event]

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Oh, yes. Lots to be “proud” of, there…

“We’ll get there because of every man and woman and activist and ally who is moving us forward by the force of their moral arguments, but more importantly, by the force of their example,” Mr. Obama said.

…wait …WE??!?

25 Comments!

  1. JoeBandMember®
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 6:45 pm |

    In honor of his campaign I bought something for myself, and I’m spending ten times that on the wife’s teeth.

    So there, asshole.

  2. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 7:03 pm |

    Remember, these are the same folks who ran such an absolutely brilliant campaign in ’08, right?

    With a lack-lustre uninspiring opponent, a population both infatuated by a black candidate and terrorized of not supporting a black candidate ( you RACIST!), and a press corps running interference 24/7, how could they be anything but brilliant. All they had to do was show up, fer godsake.

    T’ings is differnt dis time, I tells ya.

  3. mech
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 7:40 pm |

    Gravy train.

    And it was supposed to be for his supporters.

  4. Posted June 22, 2012 at 7:46 pm |

    Romney’s so rich he doesn’t have to do this– Obama is just a poor boy who had to shovel his own snow (shit) –

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 8:25 pm |

    Maybe we should chip in and send Uhbama a “wedding gift” of our own – a toaster.

  6. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 8:48 pm |

    Not satisfied with stealing newlyweds’ future kids’ legacy,
    now he’s asking them to give him the sheets their kids were to be conceived between.

  7. mech
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 9:03 pm |

  8. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 9:16 pm |

    Claire, as always I am impressed that you have the words.

    I couldn’t find them for this.

  9. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 9:21 pm |

    Oh wait!


    D’O
    !

  10. PeggyU
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 9:28 pm |

    Yannow, everyone gets some white elephant of a gift that they want to dump. What say people re-gift those items to Mr. Obama and his bridezilla?

  11. PeggyU
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 9:32 pm |

    Let me elaborate: I, for example, have a pot holder with a plastic doll face in the middle of it … bestowed by a distant, but sweet, elderly relative who crochets and (apparently) keeps a stash of doll faces around for craft purposes. I think it was meant to be decor for the kitchen, since it also came with some (useful) color-coordinated towels with crocheted edging.

    That relative has since departed, but I still haven’t developed an attachment to the doll-face thing. It’s just too strange.

  12. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 10:03 pm |

    O’BoD’oh!

  13. LLoyd
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:02 pm |

    Bah Ha! Here I am making a comment on the post above this Claire about this and I go down and son of a gun–this is it.

  14. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 6:52 am |

    ^ Heck, Lloyd,
    I had actually posted a post about this
    only to find Claire beat me by a half hour.

  15. N.O'Really
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 7:03 am |

    Because it’s not your special day.

    It’s His.

  16. rickn8or
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 7:12 am |

    Kinda reminds me of that scene in “Schindler’s List” where the suitcases of the train passengers are systematically plundered for “things they no longer need.”

    Up to and including dental gold evidently.

    All the class of the Clintons.

  17. Posted June 23, 2012 at 8:11 am |

    I’d like to see a lot of wedding registries saying “please donate the money you WOULD have spend on knives and forks in our silverware set to Barack Obama.”

  18. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 8:48 am |

    Already Gloria All-Red (sound of cloven hooves) is scheming that when the happy couple divorce (50% odds…), she and the woman will demand a *REfund + INTEREST on OBoBo`s take from their wedding!!!! Sooooo fucked——–

    BTW, about 22,000 Facebook/Twitter messages have revealed what a stupid idea this is. FAIL, again….

  19. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 11:34 am |

    rickn8or (16)
    There’s a series in that idea:
    Dentist
    Undertaker/funeral

    Bris

    (What? Ooh, good idea!)

  20. accipiter NW
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 11:42 am |

    And when “death do you part”, the democrats want to take your vote too.

  21. rickn8or
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm |

    Makes sense in a way; the FedGov is there with their hand run out when you die. Might as well get their bite on the front end too.

    Still pretty classless though.

  22. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 12:34 pm |

    accipiter (20)
    ‘Till death panels do you part?

  23. Maria Edi
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm |

    Excuse me …
    thanks, but no, thanks. I WANT the gift.
    (is this guy crazy? does he think EVERYBODY loves him this way? OK, there are somne people who do, but … EVERYBODY??) Boy, these libtards are really crazy … and I fear them!

  24. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 3:39 pm |

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/330371.php

    (I’d paste the image here, but I’m a dolt who doesn’t know how to do that …..)

  25. ZZMike
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 7:43 pm |

    Pleeeeeeeze tell us that’s an Onion piece.

    “Obama Trips At Campaign Event In Tampa”

    OK, now he’s channeling Pres Ford.

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